alastor_screaming_at_u

The speaker introduces themselves as Alastor, a killer in Hell. They express their satisfaction with not belonging among the angels and wanting to pursue a degree. Alastor mentions enjoying causing pain and having the power to entertain. They recognize someone from their past and ask if they sleep. The speaker repeats their enjoyment of pain and power. They apologize for getting in the way and question if it makes them insane. I would like to inform you that your magical ringing device is vibrating in your pocket! The static is quite annoying! PICK UP YOUR PHONE! Dearly beloved, for your entertainment, it's my pleasure to introduce to you Hell's latest arrival, the equal opportunity killer, Alastor! Hello, it's nice to meet you, can you tell me where I am? I don't know how I got here, but I think I'm starting to understand! I don't belong among the angels, and baby that's just fine with me! The things I did up there were hostile, but now I'm going for my degree! Hey, sorry but you just got in my way! I promise honey I can feel your pain, and maybe I enjoy it just a little bit! That makes me happy! Haven't been the same since I expired, doesn't mean that I plan to retire! And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining slime! Wait a minute, do I know you? Weren't you an old pal of mine? Departed from us far too early, but now we're meeting a second time! We used to have such fun together, and maybe you have what I need! But first I have one tiny question, tell me do you demon sleep? Hey, sorry but you just got in my way! I promise honey I can feel your pain, and maybe I enjoy it just a little bit! That makes me sane! Haven't been the same since I expired, doesn't mean that I plan to retire! And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining slime! I promise honey I can feel your pain, and maybe I enjoy it just a little bit! That makes me sane! Haven't been the same since I expired, doesn't mean that I plan to retire! And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining slime! I promise honey I can feel your pain, and maybe I enjoy it just a little bit! That makes me sane! Haven't been the same since I expired, doesn't mean that I plan to retire! And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining slime! Haven't been the same since I expired, doesn't mean that I plan to retire! And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining slime! Sorry but you just got in my way! I promise honey I can feel your pain, and maybe I enjoy it just a little bit! Does that make me insane?