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Oh, ouch! That's gotta hurt. Well, folks, it's like we always say, it pays to have good eyesight. Let's get a replay of that there. Now that's a hell of a way to go. Impalement is always messy. Let's go over to the crypt to get the stats on that dead guy. Over to you, Jenny. Good evening, folks, and welcome back to another exciting episode of The Cage. Tonight, we will have one hell of an episode. Watch as the Banshee and the Revenant go head-to-head in an off-the-walls, no-hold-bars, to-the-death cage match. The victor will walk away with a new Bermuda rifle, courtesy of Ranger Corp, which will be used in the next round. Ranger Corp, because when the cops are 15 minutes away, you need a big iron to put those junkies in the ground if they come a-knockin'. Use code CAGE to get 10% off any bulk ammo order. Annabelle, baby, please. It's me. I'm a fuckin' legend to these peons. They're eating out of my platinum hand and begging for more. You see a tragedy, I see a way to twist the meat hook around and sear up some fine steaks. Have no fear. I'll have the masses convinced this was all part of the plan with one single post on the gaol net.