500Days monolouge

The speaker criticizes the concept of greeting cards, stating that they are not genuine expressions of emotions but rather a way for people to avoid saying how they truly feel. They believe that society should be more honest and that the cards and pop songs are responsible for perpetuating lies and heartache. The speaker concludes by saying they will quit their job of creating these cards because there is already enough dishonesty in the world. actually can I say something this is yeah wrote a no disrespect but this is total shit go for it you could do it that's not inspirational that's suicidal pickles goes for it right there and that's a dead cat lies we're liars think about it why do people want things it's not because they want to say how they feel people buy cards because they can't say how they feel or they're afraid to we provide the service that lets them off the hook you know what I say to hell with it let's level with America right at least let them speak for themselves right I mean look look look look at it right what is this what does it say what does it say congratulations on your new baby how about congratulations on your new baby guess that's it for hanging out nice knowing you oh how about this one how about this one with all the pretty hearts on fun oh I think I think I know what this one's gonna be yep happy Valentine's Day sweetheart I love you isn't that sweet ain't love great this is exactly what I'm talking about what does that even mean love do you know do you anybody if anyone gave me a card mr. Vance I eat it it's these cards in the movies the pop songs they're they're to blame for all the lies and the heartache everything we're responsible I'm responsible I think I think we do a bad thing here people should be able to say how they feel how they really feel not you know some words that a stranger puts me in your mouth which like love that don't mean anything sorry I'm sorry I quit there's enough bullshit in this world without my help