Retail Kings Ep

Jason Steele is described as a party-goer who works in an office. Leslie Cunningham, another person in the office, has had success and now has shares in Virgin Airlines and a new car. Jason and Leslie have a conversation about work and a staff party. It is mentioned that Jason has been smoking drugs and may be forgetting things. Leslie is excited to meet Jason's colleagues at the party. There is also mention of a rabbit and a messy situation from the previous night. Ah, it's Jason Steele, man of the hour. I know all about that, don't worry. Classic Steele. I don't know, man. I reckon I'm still a bit sick. I'm supposed to be looking at a businessman, but all I see is the Jason I know coming from the back room carrying boxes of ripples. Three. Two boxes of ripples. Just the one box of ripples now. Only ripples I know are the ones that go through the floor when you walk into that office in your swanky suit. Yes, it looks like I've made a full recovery. I had to fight the sleep off all night to come up with a way to sneakily consume it. Aw, man. Fair point made. I snuck the acid into a packet of pop rocks, poured the lot into a gob. As the rocks pop on her tongue, the acid melts too. Yeah, well, it was all a waste of time. I'm gonna shoot off. This is no fun. Anyone want some of these rainbow nerdy sweets? They're a bit chewy. Well, alright. Suit yourselves. Weren't we supposed to go somewhere tonight? Uh, probably. Hello, I'm Leslie Cunningham. I work in the same office block as Jason. He encouraged me to stay in the game, and now I have shares in Virgin Airlines? Virgin Media? Can I continue? Thanks to it all, I now drive a brand new 191 BMW. I have a lovely apartment in La Catalia. I have a lovely apartment in La Catalia. Engaged, and could be looking at an early retirement. Why? Hello, I'm Leslie Cunningham. I work in the deli in Cunn's. I've been single so long, sometimes I'll stick my tongue in a ham sandwich as I eat it, just to remind myself what kissing and shifting is like. I take the bus sometimes, as a treat. Apart from that, I'm a walker. Very good with my feet. I live in a box room in Ballyban, and most likely will never be able to retire. Jason Steele, Esquire. Employee of the month. Oh really? Nine o'clock you said? Really cutting it fine, aren't you? While you call the right man for the job, I'll be right in. Stop putting Esquire after your name. You sound like a right pleb. I'm a businessman. It's what I do. Oh, so let me guess. You've been called into work. I guess you're not all lucked after all. That's exactly what happened. You're such a dick. So when are you heading in? Now. Oh, now? But you know, I thought we could... Hello, handsome. I'll have two sugars. No worries, as long as you don't mind sharing a mug with Eileen. Just give us a cheeky sip of it. Oh, a staff party! Fancy! I'll finally get to meet all your biggest business colleagues. That's if I'm invited, of course. Oh, who's your mate with the camera? Well, if you need someone to practice a quick interview on, fire away. Well, it's came a long way from the start. Well, it's came a long way from the start, I'll say that much. Like, I used to be a bit dopey back then. I was more on the party scene, but so was Jason. He still is, like, bonny the odd time. We met under a bridge. It was proper romantic. There was a rave on. But anyways, he was at one when I randomly rang him last week, but never mentioned it to me. But to be fair, like, he'd been smoking a lot of zoots, and it is really a drug for memory loss, I can't argue with that. Maybe he's been going out all this time, and just forgetting to mention... Nah, he wouldn't have the time to party. Like, he recently took on two trainees. Like, that's a full-time job. Training them up, they literally have motivational meetings after working that. Well, I don't know absolutely everything about it. Yeah, but sure, I'll find out everything about it after the staff party anyway. Well, I passed before, and he said, let me worry about the stocks, and you worry about the stock cubes and stockings. Sexy! I know, right? Love him when he's all commanding, like an officer. I encourage it. Sounds ideal! Let's go! It was really nice meeting you two. Okay, babe. Babe, you alright? It seems like you all have a really good banter. Like, it's almost like you're in a skit or something. We're going to Laurel Park! Ah, Mr. CEO. How's the market still? We have indeed had the privilege. She's a keeper. Yeah, you'll have to hold on to that one. Or try anyways. Retake, retake. Really nice meeting you, Alison. Excuse me, stutter. Not too sure. Whoever owns that rabbit in the corner would have a fair idea. Not too sure. Whoever owns that rabbit in the corner would have a fair idea. Is it? I'm still cleaning up your afters from last night, lad. I wasn't going to at all. Well, I was due over to Tina Norton's this morning. Well, I was due over to Tina Norton's this morning. But we spent all day trying to get rid of the scaldy girl who kept seeing rabbits. Apart from that, I never went home. I passed out under your feckin' recliner. Don't get smart with me, Jason. Yes, another cup of coffee? What did you say?