HillBilly Job #710267

You see, it was a warm summer night, much like this one. Me and my old hound dog Jed, we was out hunting raccoons up in them hills. But something peculiar happened that night, something I ain't never seen before or seen. We was making our way through Thick Brush when suddenly there was a bright light, brighter than any star in the sky, just hovering there above the tree line. First I thought it might have been one of them lantern folks sometimes send up for special occasions. But this one, this one different. It was big, real big. It was shining all sorts of color.