The Gathering Storm 3.3

A group of people are on a damaged ship in a foggy forest. They hear strange noises and encounter a tap-dancing boy and a mysterious creature. They prepare to fight. We're alive. We're boned. We're boned already? What if our partner actually looks like that in life? I may need to find somebody who looks like that for the show. I'd probably go, like, you need to find someone who looks like that. For the show, though. Yeah, yeah, for the show. Have you ever heard of the movie called The Indication? They're thinking of making that guy look full in love. He, I can see it, but he looks like he's not very, like, he doesn't shake out to me like that. Um... What are they talking about? They were talking about making that guy... Okay, I'm gonna... Rewind? Rewind. Yeah. Did I find, like, what's his name? He's a very fantasy character-y. Yes, he is. How many hearts does he have? I don't know. I'm still learning. If this is him, like, is this his side profile? He's in The Indication. He looks like something. Do you want him to help? Yeah. Okay, if his hair was not, like... I know. If it wasn't ugly. Yeah. This is him laying down. Oh, show me him laying down. That's gonna be important. I feel like his head's a little too small for me. But... It's not horrible. His head's too small to be that character. He's a little more on the lean side here. Poor Catherine. See, but, like, she just describes them all as massive toys. And the only person... They're all there to find you someone that's gonna fit that description. Her books are really, like, I lick his eight abs. And she uses the word side abs a lot, and I'm like, it's so weird. I'm trying to think of people. I do think Jamie from Outlander is a perfect fit for Catherine. I do, too. Jamie from Outlander. Love Jamie from Outlander. He's very hot. He's gorgeous. Ooh, Sebastian Stan. That's not bad. I don't get the hype of Sebastian Stan. Hold on. That's actually not that bad. If he was younger, if he was younger, he could do it. That's what I'm saying. I don't get why I don't get Sebastian Stan. When that movie came out, everyone was like... Henry Cavill? Oh, yeah. He'd be perfect. Oh, God. He'd be so perfect. No, he'd be a good... That's actually a big statement. I'm not sure. Yeah, this week on Wednesday, right? Wednesday? I feel like there's more for Catherine. Huh? I think there's more for Catherine. What about the... This is the part in that Marvel movie where... D'Andreo? D'Andreo? Matthew D'Andreo? We're all falling? Yeah, you're right. We're standing on the grass with the camera panned sideways. And Zach pulls out the battle mount. And what do you tell him? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? D'Andreo? 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As of right now, there are no enemies to be seen, but you've heard something in the distance. Tell me what's going on out here. The fog? The people that had mist around them, like black mist, is that an effect that is still out, or is there just the regular fog? There's still just fog, and there's like a whole bunch of trees. The mist and stuff was just emanating off of the enemies that you were just fighting. There's some jagged rocks. There's low fog, right? You said it was knee-high on the alley? Right, yeah, it's knee-high rocks. There's some gnarled branches here. The lay of the land hasn't changed much. But in the distance... Yeah, that's good audio. I really appreciate you. You have heard something come from over here, and obviously there's like a little rift that was just in front of Zeke that has disappeared, but is leaving the group on edge. So this thing just like came out? It was literally like a slice, and it was like he was trying to whisper to you. Did we all see it? Maybe it did. I have an eye for sure. Yeah, you for sure saw it. X, you definitely saw it. I think it disappeared before anybody else could get it. I went to the helm. You picked the crystal. I picked the crystal, and now I was waiting to see the systems print out. I, in character, can look at the ship. If you said next turn, I would be able to connect the ship. Right, yes. You were there. You sit down into this helm and power up this ship. The ship itself doesn't move, doesn't budge or anything. All that changes is these little flickers of light start to pulse and then come on. The command center seems intact. Zeke, you can read that there is a lot of both minor and major damage to systems. I can just tell them now. The sensors are majorly damaged, and propulsion is majorly damaged. Which is what we need. So those are two systems that I need. And the weapons are still minorly damaged, because you failed that check. That's true, I didn't fix that. I bumped up that check. So that is where you guys stand as of repairs. What is everyone feeling? I want to take a little vibe check, because you all got hit a whole bunch there. Everybody else was still kind of draining their magic into this stuff. How's everyone feeling? I feel like that guy just popped out of the deck and we should fly away. We are going somewhere. Fix the ship, that's what Raven's feeling. Oh man, fuck that guy. You do know that you still are in no condition. Yeah, even if I fix these systems, the wing is still snapped. Yeah, the wing is very much snapped. So once we can get some power to the ship, we might just have to have her gun it a little bit. So that we can just move. You said the fin is folded underneath, right? It's hard to do this, but this is tilted a little bit. And there is a rock face right here, and the fin is kind of just... Yeah, the fin on this side that normally makes this downside is snapped underneath the ship. It will be crashed in and split. Unless the ship can hover then. This is how the ship looks, so definitely this fin is real snapped. I feel like Mealy's will stick around edge. Like, she'll kill about 50 beasts or something. Yeah, for sure. Got two ki points with us. What's your health at? 27. Oh, is he tight? Yeah. Zeke's feeling like, damn the universe. Like, what's going on? Getting mugged out here. Yeah, three times. Three muggings? Back to back? Three muggings, back to back. Welcome to Chicago. Yeah, I don't know. He's feeling like, damn the universe. Like, Zeke is annoyed by the disorder of it all. Like, he wants there to be order. It's all gotten away from him really fast. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I think that's where he's at. He's like, what's this thing in the forest? What's this thing? Can someone please tell me what is going on right now? There you go. Oh, um, well. Honestly, I mean, Hayden's feeling pretty good right now. She's like, beefed up. She's like, not high. I'm like, wow. I mean, she's sad that we're like, stuck here, you know? That's your channel's immunity to go off. She's like, dude, I could float away and I'm like, fine. I don't think she's like, I think she's more worried about like, her other people making sure she's out there okay, you know? She feels fine. She feels like, she really went out there and like, not that she kicked ass, because you know, she's just her animal. She did what she was supposed to do. I protected the people. I did what I was supposed to do. I helped. And now I'm trying to get this thing to work, so. I don't think she's like, oh god, it's a mess. Like, we'll figure it out. It's okay. I don't think we can do that. She's got confidence in the team. Yeah. She's got confidence in herself. Yeah. She's dead without her. That's right. I don't know about it. I don't know about it. That's what she's thinking. She's like, oh, he really wants us to take him in. So. What? How's X been? X is pretty conflicted because he knows that he, he, like, it is like a conflict of programming between he's the only one who can repair the ship, but also he like, really doesn't want them to take the hit. Aww. He knows that, like, he is fixable. They are like, yeah, like, he knows that one way or another he could be rebuilt. But he doesn't really understand, like, he doesn't understand what would really happen if he, like, lost everything. Aww. That's what I heard. Um, okay. Uh, it is this. It is in this moment that, uh, it is in this moment that the air is still and it's quiet. Uh, you don't hear any screeching. You don't hear any barking. Um, that voice that it called out hasn't called out. It is still. And I think you guys are left just standing on this ship, looking at each other, uh, eagerly, uh, wondering what's next. And, um, it's not long before you find out. I'm not far off into the distance. Like, short, like, short. I think you're on the top of the rail with this thing in it. Not the top of the rail. Like a short rest? He said, well, we have to have been doing stuff like that in the past. No, no. There's no short rest. Absolutely not. No, no, I'm saying, like, he said, like, after, like, a while. Well, what the fuck does that mean? No, I think he said, like, every minute. It's after a moment. Okay, well, moments come and go. Um, it's like a tension. I think you might sort of like this. Moments can be days. That's right. And that's beautiful. And that's beautiful. A moment can probably feel like a day. Moments can be years. Yeah. Eternity. Um, Raven, uh, maybe we can save. That's not my strong suit. Come on. I like that. That's a 15. Hey. That's good. That'll save. That'll save. Well, alright. Um, you, you feel some kind of magic try to take over. Uh, and you are, uh, you are wise enough to, to shake this off and kind of steal your mind. So, if this is anything that I should do. Um, and, uh, as you do, um, you hear small tapping, um, like on wood. It's a little rhythmic, too. And all of you are kind of weirded out by this. As you turn to see Fortune, uh, behind Torque. Um, and he, uh, reveals himself as he's tapping his foot, um, against the deck of this ship. Um, and it's rhythmic. He reveals himself? Huh? Oh, okay. He was just hiding behind Torque. Um, and he, uh, and he starts to, uh. Do a little shuffle with his body. Oh, God. I would have been dancing if I didn't see this. And he says, what's going on? Um, as he is, as he is tap dancing on the ship. Um, um, and, uh, and he, he walks a little bit past Torque. And, uh, Torque's trying to, like, put a hand out. And he, like, kind of shimmies past him as he's tap dancing. But his body is full of energy, um, and, and rhythm and rhyme and passion. And rhyme. Fortune just gets off the hibernate. But his body is, uh, his face is completely still as he's looking terrified. As he gets closer and closer to this edge, um, as he's just tap dancing. Someone grab him. I didn't yell at him. I think I actually, like, warned him. I'll grab him. If he can't control it. If he's not holding it. There's no talking. Grab him now! You run over and, like, damn near tackle this little boy to the ground. Aw. Um, and, uh, and as you do, uh, you feel his body relax. And, uh, and you hear, uh, especially Nira over here on the left. Uh-huh. Uh, you hear... Is this the Green Goblin? Close. Close. Is he mining literal hell? As this figure is perched on the top of, um, on the top of your deck. Uh, this creature is laughing and smiling. Um, and, uh, let's go ahead and roll Tarnation. Oh my god. Roll in on the creature. I love fighting. What are you doing? That's a six. That's big and that's big. That's a six for me. That's a six. Two. Six. I got a ten. Someone choose a crit. Just know it's two. I like that. That's good. I got a six. Nira also got a six. Wow, that's a three. God. Everybody. What'd you get, bro? I got a ten. Like, pretty, pretty mid. Like as mid as it gets. Yeah. All right, Miyali, you were up first. Uh, you, uh, you are on this side of the ship. Um, yeah, this is where the ballista was. Or is. Technically, it's just not, uh, it's just not, yeah. Um, and, uh, you're, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. Um, and, uh, you're on this side of the ship. 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Um, and then I'll cast Witch Bolt. Okay, cool. I do that on the third level, too. I'm so fucking glad. Okay. Ooh, I rolled a miss. 41 lightning damage. You zap this thing, and it yells And it like, fucking like, runs behind one of these Like, little bushes. It fucking stays on it. I have to follow it. I think she's like, Yeah, the best Witch Bolt he's ever done He's got the threes Just ramping Ramping and doing magic, right? It's got hair. That's what I heard. Just kill them, guys. Please just kill them. Just dump them on the floor. I have lightning damage. Um, Zeke, as you get closer to this To this thing, go ahead and roll a Perception check. A Crescent rolled over to an 8 11. Okay. Um, you don't You don't see much This thing is just like, trying to hide Behind this bush, and you're just like, zapping the fuck out of it through the bush And it's like It's exactly what it is. It goes behind, like, way too skinny of a tree. Um, okay. And, uh, some of these rifts Pop up, and, uh, let's see Um, one will try to attack, uh One will try to attack Yeah, you're right One will try to hit A dog They start doing zombies and dogs in the same round, and you're just like, what's going on? A dog gets hit for damage as one of these rifts opens up And it gets stabbed. One will try to hit Raven For 6 points of damage One will try to hit Tork It'll also hit, now these guys are popping off, for 6 points of damage Okay Um, and it is Tork's turn Uh, he, like, turns to this rift that just hit him And, uh, fuckin' slaps him And it turns for another one and misses Uh, alright, X, go for it Go for it, please Everything rides on this That's an 8 That's a 10 So I do an 8 15 I add, no wait, I rolled an 8, and I have a plus 7 So it is 15 I'm good, I did it That's what these guys, X, you've done it That, that removed two boxes It removed one, but I don't have disadvantage on the next one Uh, you're not gonna be able to Fully, uh, repair the thing Right, because the wing is technically part of the propulsion Because I don't think we need that sensor right now, right? Okay You're right Yeah, I'll run back up, okay, use my action Yeah, and then Dog can go Dog is going to Um I'm trying to think if he can do something to help use the Oh wait, no, you already put it right down Dog's gonna go to that guy Um, and he's gonna try to hit him That is a 17 to hit Yikes, whoa, on that dude that attacked me earlier? Yeah, dude, good thing you got it Wasn't hitting that, me Y'all are gangbanging this one up top, I think Dog can handle this one I was gonna go get that one too, because I'm not gonna do that Hey, I heard that you've got better than 17, so make sure you hit Stay behind Dog Dude, you could jump up and like, surprise attack him Do you have a slingshot or anything? I have a dart You have one throwing dart Okay, is the doggy done? You're done, alrighty, Hazel's kinda looking around now, and she's like, fuck Um, how high are we off the ground? You're on the ship I know, but I'm talking about this ground It's like 30, 20 feet tall Um, and that thing's like near the edge of the ship I'm gonna try and like, tackle it off the ship Uh, go ahead and roll, uh, there's an actual thing on here Go ahead and roll the shot Yeah, get her out of here Um, so let's see Uh, so it's a strength contest You can do athletics No, you make Strength, yeah, you make an athletics check against either his strength or Dexterity He can make an acrobatics one Bro, you've got to let me do it What? What did you get? I have a 16 I have a 19 Uh, so yeah, you run at this thing And that counts as an attack, so it sheds your ability Oh, okay Oh, you're not flanking it What is that? Caramel cheddar Uh, you run at this thing and try to Cut off the ledge, and you like, smack it with like, all your force And it's like hitting a wall, and it looks at you and it goes Actually, the gem got great force, right? Yeah, it's just fucking solid, it's just great How many attacks per action? Okay, that's your action Can you do that action? Yeah Um, I'm going to use my bonus action To go invisible again Actually, I'm not I'm going to use my movement, that would be to go behind it It's on the rail You can't go behind it, but you can get on this rail No, it's in the corner It's like a gargoyle, you can't get behind it Unless you fly Are you next? Did you already go? I guess I will use my, um No, fuck it, I don't care I like that, good flavor Um, Mira is going to cast Dragonbolt on one of these guys After all this XP, I thank you All I've been saying But she has a bonus action Raven I got two They have a big one Which counts for like 15 Um, I'm going to go down here No, he missed you He missed you and used his movement Oh, but I'm moving 45 You know what, I'll throw a javelin at him Javelin him How many more do you have? Because you've thrown a lot of those I'm going to grab my last one that I used And now I'm down to three Nice, that'll hit That's five damage What type of damage? Piercing I'm guessing Did you pierce that person? That bitch How's this guy doing over here? He's not bloodied yet What did you just get Chloe? Ten? Five Do you want to try this? What? This creature right here Is going to hit whatever's closest to it Wait, can I have two more so I can try them together? And then I'll try again Do you know what a dog's AC? Nope What is the AC? Sweet and salty That's not enough though No, no, make it hit And we'll see if it hits the caramel I hit it I'm going to say 15 slashing damage No, you said 15 15? Alright, bloodied Zeke Go ahead and roll another wisdom save This one's gotta work 16 That'll work That'll be my third one 33% If it saves 15, that's statistically a spin Cool, I give him the finger Try it again You try to get in your mind and you feel it And you push back with your wing float even harder This thing is right in front of you It'll try to attack you It's got a club that it's holding 19 will hit you You will take 18 bludgeoning damage And it'll try to hit you again And will also hit you with another 19 No, it'll hit you with a 19 For 15 points of damage And it is your turn You will roll your first death save Go ahead, roll it Roll it and cover the lid Only Zach is gonna see it If it's a 1 through 9, it's a failure If it's a 10 through 19, it's a success I think she should see it Nobody should know but you do No, I'm not You would know Keep your reactions show I'm not gonna tell you asshole Shut up UCZ gets clubbed into the ground What the fuck UCZ takes a crack In the face with this club And as she's stumbling to the ground You hear another deafening crack as this club hits again And you see her fall And you were right next to her Mira sees this And I think Torque and X Just for dramatic You hear this crack and you turn And you see her fall Cool, I'm gonna keep auto-damaging this It's a good thing I use this as a third level Here's something According to the numbers, D&D Beyond It's still giving me crit numbers What is this spell say, by the way? Use your action to deal the lightning damage Automatically So while D&D Beyond He's not rolling another hit His crit was unhit And he's maintaining that Go for it 23 Oh my god, dude I'd walk up to this guy and get in his face You do this And it is like a deafening Your crackling energy is already loud This thing screams Breaking your eardrums It's like a blood cry As you get close to this thing I go up to it and with the hand I grab it by the neck This thing is like It's hair is getting all frizzly If you are this close, roll another perception check With advantage First one's a six, second one's also a six Damn Just because you're this fucking There's no way you don't notice this Now that you are literally making contact with it And it looks like that It's got these Long dreaded braids With these gold clips on He's kind of pulling it off He's in this robe He's in this robe that falls Down his body And now that you are literally choking this man You realize that this robe You've seen before In fact it was once worn by Prince Indrid When you met him at the docks It is this long purple robe It even has the new Helios crest That you would know This realization comes And I think just out of the shock I loosen up a little bit And then after that initial shock He gets angry and pushes him further up against the tree And brings my face in real close And I kiss him And I say Do you want to talk now or do you want a rope? That's what you hear as you shock this man's throat And I shrug and I say I like that one too Let's see Alright, more of these wrists pop up And it'll miss It'll miss It'll hit Darth For three points of damage It'll try to hit X, it'll miss It'll try to hit X, it'll miss It'll try to hit X, it'll miss It'll try to hit X, it'll miss It'll try to hit X, it'll miss It'll try to hit X, it'll miss It'll try to hit X, it'll miss It'll try to hit X, it'll miss As you punch this thing out of the fucking way as you're dealing with this creature And it's Twerk's turn, Twerk is gonna run And try to hit this It won't hit that guy that that dog is engaged with Twerk does not know X is probably gonna go help out his son Not the person who's down No He just came up on him He's not dead And he also doesn't have a soul Maybe we'll find out If he's just a hunk of metal Whatever Alright It's kinda just some bullshit if we're being honest 17 hit, this guy does not know 21 hit Thank god That's a 9 That's a 9 That's a 9 Anything else? Nope I'm going to use my movement and put up my shield Between me and this bitch My hairy bitch And you spare the dying on her so she gets stabilized Yeah I'm gonna What was the death save though? Spare the dying on her Now we get them Do I have some 1 HP? You know what 1 HP is? In the fight You know what 1 HP is? They'll kick him I'm gonna stand over Raven's gonna put her body Almost on top of Meali Should we do a hot check on this? You look up and you see the crotch of your healer It's almost like a 4 It's 20 It's just oily ass All these drifts I've been popping around here It's just oily crotch It's just drifts I'm Raven What did I do? No that's just your butt cat I hate butt cats She doesn't do anything with you She fucking dies to fuck you We're already in the next turn of initiative So you're gonna kill her? I just want to fetalize me It is Mira's turn She is gonna cast Cure Wounds At a 3rd level for you I'm back in I'm gonna run up here And I'm gonna stab him in the back With my assembly Kill him with a lightsaber I love our Star Wars team You can roll it with advantage Oh and flamethrower That's a 19 You don't need to roll for damage How many times did this happen? How do you do this? Are you gonna do it deadly or non-deadly? Are you gonna stab him with your lightsaber? She doesn't know the information you know And this is a javelin I've got a suggestion Can you stab him through the tree? I walked up behind the tree I like to think of it as She senses your rage So it's massive She walks up to the tree She turns it on So she's gonna do that Stab it through the tree She keeps her head around the corner She turns the lightsaber on You're concentrating This witch bolt You're getting that shit On there And you see this orange light Come out from this creature's stomach As it was horrifically screeching As soon as this light pops up It stops and it falls over limb While this thing is still in it It's being pinned against the tree It goes limp but the lightsaber is still in it So it slowly starts sliding and crumpling down Like I'm shocked by this obviously And I look around the tree And I look at you And I said Just thought I'd come over here and help you out captain We could've used him Raven What? Oh you say that actually You would notice it Damn it Fuck I was about there myself He had 180 left What does this mean? I'm afraid it may be the worst Back to the ship This creature is going to try to attack you And it'll hit with a 24 Good thing I've got so much care You will take 16 piercing damage I don't notice Don't go Hit me again That'll hit you And this thing Bites you and then while it has Bites you in it's grasp It hugs it's arms around you And squeezes and you hear cracks in places That you didn't think machines could crack Oh no And you take 45 plus damage And go ahead and roll No You're done You are grappled Whatever I'm so intimate with this thing Can I check this thing out? If that's close and personal Go ahead You don't notice anything as obvious As this other creature has You are Getting crushed by this thing When you look up and see it's face It's disturbing how gross This thing looks It's got a normal head But half of it is cut off And above that is this Scarred mouth shaped cut It's got the two eyes And it's staring at you Joker style Joker style No facial expressions This creature over here Will try to attack you A 10? A 20? As it tries to eat you Is there a club? You will take 21 bludgeoning damage She eats it Go Don't worry we're coming for you I will use my movement I will save that half And I will use my action To heal myself My roll max is 9 I did roll max That a girl We got a hairy bitch This kind of shonky We don't really know what's going on You're gonna air assassinate him? Go No that would be your action I'm not gonna punch him You land behind him Dog is there You're right Make it count Make it count There's these riffs around you But other than that There's nothing There's this guy that's grappling X And this guy who's been knocked down This bitch has been doing a lot of damage Killed me I I take this robe off of this thing And put it on You don't take the body? What is up with you and these fucking bodies We have a good gut I'm gonna go through the body We have to talk to them Next upgrade is a board Like a fucking cat You guys can keep all these fucking specimens Here's what I do I run back and I use all my movement speed Are you dashing? 30 I get there Over 2X Midair I'm only out of starlight steps Use 3 I used 1 a second ago In the mushroom pipe I don't think I did I'm pretty sure You used it to flank And then you used it a second ago This is my last one He just named 1 I just did a second one a second ago You had 2 at the beginning of this fight I have 1 I have 1 check I have 1 and this is the third I'm out I misty stepped there And I will witchbolt this guy I'm out of third level I only have 2 Shit Are you flanking? Good Second try Do that damage 21 damage 21 damage Zeke is pissed Get these motherfuckers off of my ship I appreciate it How's this guy looking? He's good Wrist rounds Missed you 4, 3 It'll try to hit It'll hit you Meali For 7 points of damage It'll try to hit dog Crit on you Zeke Open up You will take 10 points of damage You will have to do a constitution saving throw 3 points of damage I have 10 What is the check? 15 You keep that witchbolt up And it is Tork's go He's still just up He's probably actually hiding behind the stairs It's like I thought we made you do a hand trick earlier You want to help out You will try to hit this guy with advantage You don't have firebolt Go ahead X you are grappled I don't think X thinks like that I think he's just going to be like He can still attack Keep going Grapple is nothing Are you going to be holding my shirt while I run in place? He passes out That's not going to do it We got that flank Second attack 11 plus That's a 19 That's going to be 10 plus Let's bring that back You are never too old to not be a bad bitch How about that How much damage did you get? 22 total Hayden go Let's just clean up Deal with what you figured out Don't kill the rest of these dogs Clean up my shit Should I try to do a business thing Hey bro, can we start doing perception checks for bloodies Yes That's good You have to act Every time I hit anything That's a 14 I can't tell I think it will probably be a 15 Common understanding You were distracted by me I feel like in this situation It should be more like a medicine check I feel like we can make more Can you give me 10 seconds I'm going to try and just hit it with my gun Let's just get a mojito Can you go get that mint Remind me How does pack magic spell slots work What level can I use them at You have two first level pack slots So they only apply to first level You can only cast whatever is on your warlock list That's what it is I can't use witch bolt at a third level Using my pack magic You can burn one of your regular spell slots to cast one of your warlock spells You can only cast warlock spells with pack magic And at the level that it's set If you take a couple more levels You're not going to get second, third, or fourth level slots You're going to get fifth level slots Because you keep pumping points into your warlock And then I'm going to use my speed I'm going to angle myself precariously So I can throw javelins at him I need to put my shoes on so I have five Go ahead and roll that javelin That's bad Four That's a 16 That wasn't on the line I wish I did have a good end so I rolled a 19 and an 18 But that counted for one roll That's six damage It is this creature's turn And because you are still in its grapple You will take 42 bludgeoning damage Are you down? You guys hear X go It is going to walk towards you Zeke It's going to take two Opportunity attacks Who is this doing this? Mine was a nine Do they get advantage because he's being flanked a lot Battle hit though He's walking to me Where are you going? Right here And it will try to attack you Zeke That's a crit Is there a range on that? 30 feet So it's just a regular You will take 17 slashing damage And it will try to attack you again and it will also hit Let's hope it doesn't do 17 bludgeoning damage again So go ahead and roll two constitution saves Both above a 10 First one Second one 19 We're good You have used a ton 21 22 But the build for success is only for me You will take 25 bludgeoning damage And 22 From the second This thing is just trying to bash through that shield of yours And you're crumpling under it But you're taking those hits Get into it guys I'm pumped Roll to 20 Will it hit him? Actually You're just attacking me I'm going to try my second Critically failed And the crit And I'm going to punch him That's a crit You guys won't believe it Why are we like this? Guys for the last time Finish your fucking suit How did it look? It's half of my quarter stack I've never gone to Joe's Crab Shack with you guys You can take me to a Crab Shack I'll eat that crab I'll take you to the Crab Shack And he falls to the right of you He falls this way Just like a windshield snack I can't really just look at him Our ramp is probably metal He just reflies down One guy left up here That's what we're trying to do Do we know how this guy is doing vaguely? How many times do we have to hit him? Let's see What the fuck? That's what this guy does I've been doing okay with these witch bolts Let's try that You should have just hit these other guys I forgot about that Okay in the damage department 17 damage What's up with you never doing anything with witch bolt? He's got a higher level too It never really occurred to me how valuable it is to crit with this Two crits is crazy Crits only ride on things that you roll for And the fact that you can concentrate on a roll to hit It'll miss you This is probably going to kill me If he rolls I have 3 hit points It'll hit you for 5 points You concentrate on this thing and it's kind of far away And I think you don't realize this rift that opens Behind you He's definitely got a frying pan Like a rancher Straight off the tree And you go down 14 That'll hit you For 3 points of damage Hit Torque For 3 points of damage And Raven, it'll crit you You'll take 10 points of damage It's Torque's turn He comes over to you and shakes you awake He'll cast Cure Wounds for you Thanks, Batman You get 10 points of hit points He shakes you and you wake up to this gif Shaking you awake Shit Engineer Shit Engineer I'm just going to go so in cold here I'm going to run up and try to smack a dumb I don't have time to do nothing And Doggo That first one is a 26 damage The other one is a 9 Those two will hit I do need another damage type And there's a second one That's not going to be Oh wait, no, it does 4 damage Oh, it's even better It's going to be 11 And then it's going to be something 4 damage And it's going to be 9 Go ahead and go Ethan Is this thing a panic? I think I think the person that does the damage has to do the roll Just like how good did I do Are we going to let me do one? I mean you did damage Y'all can't read this thing It's got hair I just want this thing off the ship Let's do a hair crime Let's get this thing out of our hair This is a hairy situation This is a hairy situation Should I try and do a wisdom saving throw Should I try and do a wisdom saving throw with this guy Or should I try and do a strength And I don't know, that's pretty much all I can do Just try and get him off the ship That's a wisdom That's a crit It doesn't matter It doesn't matter, you just said don't do it I said hold on before you make any decisions You rolled for 4 If that was a bad roll you would have made me fucking do the same thing If you're right here now I'm going to obviously just do the other thing No that is what, you just decided to shove him right? I'm going to do shove Let's go I crit it Well what's your plus? 4 Well that's not true I'm going to flash a genie at her To get her to a 20 whatever It's a plus 4 I know but isn't the house rule that crit is the automatic thing But now we're not getting the automatic thing But now we're gaming for the pluses here I'm going to use my last flash of genie To get her to shove this motherfucker I just want to shove this motherfucker off my ship That's fair I like what it says If you succeed you either knock the target prone or push it 5 feet away from you Ok this is a special circumstance You can't just push him over I'm going to push him and then I'm going to use my bonus action to fly I'm not going anywhere Oh I'm so cool with that I'm going to go over and roll I'm going to fucking body this fucking man And then boom my fucking wings pop up I'm going to stay on the fucking ground and say stay the fuck off my ship And then he just nips his hip back onto the ship No and as you do that Mera looks over the ledge and hits him for 10 radiant damage As he's down on the ground He's going to fail his dex save And Raven it's your turn Clean up your food Fuck this guy up That's an 18 Very nice 9 and 9 Is it Roll for perception That's a 19 This thing is on its last legs And then it has to make a dex save on the ground It's going to fail Go get stuff please Fuck this thing up It had 3.7 This time we were one Just enough I'm going to diss five of this person a little late Now you're feeling too killed And she walks up and she sees what just happened with you You probably see me a little bloody too And I stab it with the sun blade twice And then I just explode in lightning You stab it down to the ground and pin it and then it explodes in lightning And then you eat a kebab and die while you're impaling it That's right that's the HR double murder HR department bitch That's right And you finally Sit in this silence And nothing seems to yell at you And nothing seems to screech in the distance I'm sitting in the chair and seeing if I can lift this thing off the ground To see if anything happens I think X is going to go outside I'll tell you what you can lift it enough to I was going to ask Raven to help me Maybe we can all try to just I mean yeah You guys can talk about this while we're doing this So it's just taken off there's bodies strewn about it We all fall off It's just like smacked against the ground Yeah who's like hanging on That's kind of crazy The Berserker Did I take inspiration No We didn't do shit It was all just my good luck Alright so it's just taken off we're all like panicked Running around Remember it was like this It was like this And she's able to move it so that it's level and wiggle it away from this rock So that you guys can actually get to the spin So it's like moving shingle You can't take off with it but you can move it enough to get it unpinned Maybe we should just try and not take off Float Well if we're going to take time then X can also We get the spin we float and we lie Can I roll for the spin Get in line Something comes after this I'm a dickhead right now I am blame my god We're god God of liquid poop I'm never going to be here for this conversation but It looks like we're taking damage and everybody's left in a room So what do we do now Just me and you everybody You didn't say anything about my new robe I am having trouble processing new information at the moment Did you just like not notice is it not that cool No I was crushed Yeah buddy that sucks I've never been crushed before I'm well Now that I think about it I don't feel too great I'm thinking about having this built I need like a team shirt type thing No but I could put a piece of metal Yeah buddy if you could convert this into Some kind of armor that would be cool I could burn a piece of rubber into it Yeah buddy Let's evaluate I will build X-Tars then I will fix these It's probably more important I have a currently classified list of my priorities In this order What's the list Number one fix the oil in your tank Number two fix the ship Number three take two dogs and myself for repairs Number four build a slingshot What if we move the slingshot up a little bit Your list is pretty malleable Malleable Let's malleate your list how about that Hey hey you know what I saw something buddy Number five learn about malleable Learn what the verb of malleable means Find the answers to the universe 42 While we're on intermission I'm going to email you guys Just like a hey thanks for all the great views I really like your Star Wars thing I love Star Wars I was thinking maybe I could do a Mace Windu thing Do I like that guy I don't really know In his In his meditations What's your email Ethan I have like seven Emails now Anytime I get a new job my school email my personal email And then my old ass dumb email I still have Yeah Zeke has been in his night He's been doing nightly meditations and he's started writing some of them down So that's what it is As a player in this campaign Did you bring some too You did shit That meditation was so scary No no no you did write Don't take facts Is this handwriting this neat No it's not Let's just be real for a second Just get that font down Is there enough popcorn to share Can you put a bag in for me Can I pay you for a bag of popcorn Can I suck your cock for some popcorn What was the last time you ate not homemade popcorn Eternity ago No no no Well this was just like No no no No no No no no Somebody tell me Who wants to see us No that's great That's fine Have you guys ever cooked parmesan in your popcorn Whenever I go to my buddy's house in Norfolk He makes popcorn when we're stoned And we put garlic parmesan truffle Oh that sounds so good Yeah fuck that This guy's name is Mitch I want Josh to watch me up close I got Ryan Ryan makes me guilty Ryan makes you guilty? What did you do to Ryan You didn't even know though Stupidity is no excuse for crime You guys were just so infatuated with each other that Grace couldn't even see that Ryan was in love with her And also like you guys did He immediately stopped hanging out with all of us After Grace was like I like you I like Grace And then Ryan was like I hate all of you and then stopped hanging out with us Oh boo don't worry Ryan I'm so close I actually like Ryan a lot I like Ryan because we're best friends I guess not Are you guys Just kind of camping out for the night then on this ship Well yes I imagine during the long rest period We will talk and I will do the scene of the cloak But this is where we are just trying to chill Mostly and I need to talk to the dead birdies Yeah I don't know unless we go to combat number 12 You never know dude it's a dangerous world You never know what's lurking We're going to roll the random counter dive Let's see how this float goes I thought you were serious I was really concerned because I really didn't want to Alright okay How are y'all doing this camp out The image in my head is Everybody's kind of sluggishly like mopping the blood Off the deck everyone's kind of bummed There's a bunch of oil everywhere too on the deck Candle wax Boogers everywhere It's also filled with fish And then we all still randomly keep dancing And this little boy will not stop dancing For the love of god There was actually no spell cast on him he just wanted to dance in that moment He was like guys you can do it This is my call He's Kevin Bacon Everybody did that? It tried to do it with you and Fortune And Fortune too? While this is all going on Can we Are we long resting? Thank god This is the first time I've run out of everything Nice job guys you got through that brawl Welcome to a hard dungeon Welcome to a true level 7 dungeon guys I go to fort And I'm wearing this cloak As I approach him I like I pull it off And I sort of look at it Where did you get that? The spell caster he was wearing it And he like points over it Oh That's um that can't be good While we can't rule anything out I do fear the worst just logically I knew that Maybe we wouldn't find him In the condition we had hoped But I kept searching because At least we could find a body And have a proper burial To that Tork I was actually going to say I'm not certain I'm ready to give up on this quite yet I want to know Who these people are And why they went after the prince I'm assuming you've never seen this ilk before Of the creatures you just saw No but they are Quite unknown to me This is a dark part of dungeon And not many people venture here Whether it's related or not To our initial mission Tork Your words have left me with a lot of questions And I'm not leaving until I find some answers So whether or not you wish to stay with us I'm staying don't you worry I'm shaking Right now but I can't tell you how much I appreciate Your continued support Yeah thank you This is like Zeke having a hard time Appreciating him but he does appreciate him He says So where do we go from here I'm going to talk with the crew But my thought right now is that We should head back to Nupelius And try to find out what we can about this I'm a little bit worried About letting this information leak But I don't see how we can find anything out without letting someone know Just have to be careful with who we trust And maybe once the ship comes back online We can jot down the coordinates And find this place again I think this is a good idea Tork And Zeke starts to turn back And he stops and turns back to Tork And he says I don't know whether he's with us or not What's the prince's name? Indrid Do you think Indrid would mind if I held on to this In his memory Oh god I found his jacket And I think it's sick He says Well After all the dozens of search parties All the dozen men searching for the prince You are the one that is closest I see it only fair that you hold on to it for now Zeke nods And smiles at Indrid And gives an awkward smile to Tork And turns and walks into the deck You look like a donkey trying to Look cute You look like Cousin Boots when he's trapped in Donkey's body You're right He's like twitching Yeah, I go into the ship While we've been long resting or whatever She's been down in the cargo ship with all these dead birds Cool Setting up stuff to talk to them Getting her Ouija board out She's got a couple of candles How many times can you cast a spell Technically three times I can do it three times Hopefully it doesn't take three separate days Down in the cargo ship in that section where there are She won't talk to as many as she can Fortune's probably with her She's probably just trying to show him what this is This is a grizzly She would have offered it to him Irrespectfully declined Do you want to come talk to these dead people with me, little 14 year old boy I know this is weird, but I think X really wants to see this You talk to X a lot about soul and spirit And I think he would want to see this She's probably trying to explain to you the process of what she's doing right now Read me the spell So the range or area is 10 feet And the duration is 10 minutes Allowing it to answer the questions posed Five questions So it's exactly what D&D Yeah, so we're going to do it just like that scene And let's wait for that We'll do the cruise scene first This is after your long rest So we can just pop it off Yeah, absolutely Do your sugar in the long rest, but this is the only reason you guys are You have the long rest is to get this I go to comms And I dial in Break room, what's it called? The galley Nobody's in trouble Just want to talk to you all about something Remember, I'm your friend Everybody get this message I'm curious, when this goes off What is everybody doing? You just said you were getting stuff ready What are you guys doing? I think Meowth is going to do A little thanks ritual For her dragon god It's a simple burn It's a very simple burn It's a small piece of plant and a sacrifice I think she probably stole a tooth I don't think the tooth would burn Maybe with that That's exactly what happens Last time you said your ritual Was for a small token of love What is this ritual Clearly you're taking this piece off this guy's body It's specifically for I call it praise blessing Of the dragon god Thanks Kato This ritual is called thanks Kato Thanks, I'm alive, and I appreciate that That's literally it, you burn the plant And you burn a little token Those holy words It's a 19 That's definitely a 12 average I would say so I think in classic barbarian fashion I am eating She's got a bag of jerks I'm in the kitchen Like an ingredient house Throwing it all down the hatch I get it I have pickled chocolate I got both The floor is yours captain A branch are pickled with me I think I stole this robe away Thank you my children For coming We're all seated at the table Alright crew Things have been less than ideal The last day I am worn thin Something that is of import Raven and I After downing the sorcerer That was causing problems for us We did find the robe I remember that Yeah I remember that I do There was a sorcerer Of some sort There was a voice in the woods shouting at us Everyone heard that voice Like a kid I don't know what the thing was But it was wearing into its robe And it clearly did not belong On a creature that grotesque No but it's 40 feet below us If you want to go get it 60 feet below us If you want to go get it According to the trajectory Of the scraping of the robe The fact that we Also descended at a Undesirable rate It would make sense that perhaps we all Oh There was an extra Did you get it? No. Explicit It's an undesirable rate But We have indeed got the Trajectory If they have his robe Or if they have his shoes His belt, his undergarments What X is saying is that Is that if they do Metaphorically have his belt and shoes and hat Undergarments Then it seems like he Is probably not with us It's just a robe Well if they have the undergarments I'm not sure they kept him alive If they don't Then I suppose he could still be out here I'm not ready to rule that out Maybe they came At the very least we know that he was here And this is closer than we were before She has her mouth open Just a crunch of pickle I'm definitely very messy From what I just did I agree with you And again I'm not ready to admit that There is a body that needs to be retrieved I don't think he's dead I don't know why I can do this No let's not worry about that I hate to tell you this but It's a figure of speech The point being crew We need a course of action And I spoke to Tor earlier and my suggestion was to head back to Nucleus And gather information However the alternative would be to stay here And see if perhaps the prince remains I think that now that our ship is actually functioning We should send out a search party to track the trail of the people who just came in and attacked us And see what it says I agree We also have a point of order In the unknown origins That have caused the destruction Do you know how long we're looking at for repairs? Not so long What if we send out a search party while we fix the ship? I don't know what's looking like the best idea If we had a simpler way of transport Than going by foot I would be open to this idea You mean that bike we need to put to work? That secret bike from Thor I'm scared of this work On the ship How long would it take you to repair those? Even longer than fixing the rest of the ship This is not a priority system for takeoff Merely for application post takeoff We will not return to Nucleus without our workforce It's not going to detect a person in a few I don't think it's a horrible idea For us to split up Some people stay here and defend the ship I don't think so either Speak to their souls Take their secrets from there It doesn't really work like that This is more complicated than that I think it would be wise to stay here Fix our ship You can talk to your dead people Once we get information from them and our ship is good Then we can go Let's do that then You're stronger here Someone say badass Don't repeat this Would you like to go and retrieve the body? Would you like to go and retrieve the body? Oh yeah The body that you used The zappy one I was also thinking about the gun I forgot to empty the pocket I will require many holding pockets with a repair Will it hit me with a repair? Was he wearing pants? Was he wearing trousers? Just his dick is out If his dick is out, he doesn't have pants on How big is his dick? Does she have a dick? Do they have a hole in the general I can go in here Let's bring him back around Mira offered to help I'm retrieving the body, you're fixing the ship You're talking to the body once we get it Yes That sounds dependent on Are you independent on what she finds out? I think we're going to search his away You guys can look around the immediate area Is this a time consuming ritual? Another thing we should keep in mind These beings Didn't stop attacking us until we were on the land Right now we're hovering Let's try and not be on land There wasn't a lot of time Let's make sure we're all prepared Yes, we shall wait An appropriate amount of time We will wait 8 hours X and Mira start getting the ship repaired Raven, you go down You retrieve the body of this creature There's no pockets It's a naked ass body now He was just wearing the clothes? It's being recorded You got this body You carry it over your shoulder I don't have a naked body I think she's a good actor Chloe carries Raven You bring it up and drop it off in the cargo hold With the rest of it charred and broken It's not a body This is horrendous Disrespectful Can Hulk come? I don't know anything about this fucking human being Sure, yeah, you can be there So I'm probably going to have to ask him to be like Oh, you want him to make sense of the information? Yeah That's smart And also if these bodyguards recognize him They know that we're friends They're like, oh, dude! They also might know different languages Yeah And I might need to look What did I just look at? I mean, it's like, you're not going to get your fine dollars Sorry, buddy So I guess I'm going to use it I'm going to try it on the birds that look the least charred Yeah, they all look pretty This one looks like chicken gel They all look like the same tone of like charcoal But you can pick out one that still has like the skin Have you ever seen brisket? Yeah, that's good No, I've never seen brisket I've eaten brisket All right, never ever seen that Okay, I'm going to uncast it on the one that looks less charred All right, it's laying down and it sits up with a start And it's got its eyes open and it's blinking Hello Five questions My name is Raven and you obviously know Tor What happened on the grove? We were attacked We were attacked and the tree, the tree got us It got so many of us What happened to the prince? He was He was with us when we got attacked I didn't stay alive long enough Did you see him run back to the ship? No Is that a question? Do the next one now How does this work? You just ask him if he can tell you anything No, she has two more questions Two, you have two more questions? Yes I was looking at Tor and I wasn't looking at the tree I asked what happened at the grove What else did I say? I said what happened at the grove, I said what You said what happened to the prince? Yeah Did you see him run to the ship? And then you turned to Tor and you said what else should I ask him? Babe, that's not a question That's exactly how that happens in the movie If you're concentrating on the spell and you ask a question, that's how it works Babe, that's not a question We don't know the movie It's a scene in a TV movie, that's how it works I would do it the same way too If you're concentrating on the spell and you ask a question No wait, it says Hold on, hold on, hold on It says, until the spell ends, you can ask a question I'm not asking the corpse a question I looked at Tor and I asked him a question But you added the question No, it says you can ask the corpse I didn't ask the corpse a question The corpse probably doesn't know that though It says here, you can ask the corpse a question I like the movie way because that's funnier We're not being funny though, this is serious What about like you just call Audrey then? No, it says you can ask the corpse Okay fine, let's do it like that, let's do it like this No, I could really see it going either way But it doesn't, it says you can ask the corpse And if I'm not directing the question to the corpse, it shouldn't work like that But I can understand how like Yeah, if you're concentrating on it and you ask a question Yeah, like how funny that really is Okay, but if I'm looking at Chloe and I say, hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Okay, yes Hey Kayla, you're not using magic while you're doing that, okay? You have no idea the balance of this magic Fine, roll, I call it even You're good Okay But from now on, that's how it works Face in your hand, face in your hand Isn't that my spell? It's the D But that's the D, yeah That's how it works from now on though, okay? Okay You have two more questions What was his response to what happened? We were attacked He said, we were attacked, the tree got so many of us And then she asked And then she asked, what happened to the prince? He said, I didn't stay alive long enough And she said, did you see the prince run away? He said, no Okay Okay, well He said, the tree got so many of us What is worth asking that he would have seen? Well, I wanted to know, what does attack do? Tell us about your, or can you tell me about your battle? Like the D No, no, no He just said He said, the tree got us, the tree got so many of us We know how these people die We know how these people die, the tree fucked them up What happened to the tree though? Why did the tree try to attack? Oh wait, is this an official question? No, this is Adam out of character's question When we got there, when we were just touching the ground And doing like investigations, was it wet? What? Was it damp? Where? Did it look like it had just rained? It was naturally Okay Spongy Dewy I'm also not, yeah, I mean Okay, I'm serious, I'm serious That happened like 24 hours ago I'm just trying to ask Are you trying to connect like a house? Yeah, maybe Maybe it rained and it attacked It's just natural, like if you want to have a forest and just Why does a tree start attacking you guys? Like we know that we cut Next question I ask But like Can we do this two more times? Did, wait, did the tree attack you on purpose? It says Do you even need them anymore? It says Just hanging on a wire We were, we were, we were enjoying the growth For a while A while? A while, the prince was doing fine And then And then, yeah, and then he says And then there were other creatures, creatures That came out of the growth They were attacking us and pushing us towards the tree Nobody attacks the tree before it attacks us But we didn't attack the tree We didn't attack the tree, I think you're right We did, I, we did disturb We disturbed the vegetation, but they Remember he said those creatures attacked them And then the tree attacked them Yeah, the creatures were pushing them closer to the tree Hold on, we know that, did, um We know that he got to the growth, right? Yeah, yeah, clearly Do we know what day that was? It was about two weeks later Two and a half, you said last time Yeah, two and a half What do you mean, what day? I was just thinking that maybe the, I don't know Cause we all know on Thursday, shit gets real Yeah The growth is actually closed a bit And like, nobody No, nobody else could have been here Cause it was closed, and that's how that works Okay, okay Yeah, let's keep following this last question Not that, like, you don't want two more rips of this I'm gonna do the second one on the other animal guy The one with the rope? And then my third one, if he doesn't have anything Then I'm just gonna do it on another one And then we'll just fucking fuck it You don't have your channel's amenities, do you? I do, it's up to the second one Let's examine the evidence here Dang Let's put up our, I can go get a cork board if we need I guess you could ask If these things have a history of attacking visitors But my guess is no And then extrapolating, my guess is these things are being controlled by something A.K.A. being controlled by the tentacles That's my current hypothesis Mine too But then Should I ask him if he heard a really big crash? That's not too vague We could ask if they saw that storm I'm also trying to ask if it's worth asking this guy something About, like Not just about the battle Yeah, right Something about the person We don't know a lot about injury and the person So I'm trying to, I mean, but also thinking like What could we ask this guard that we couldn't ask this cork? Because cork was very close to them Cork was essentially, he was taking care of them, right Zach? Yeah He was like a caretaker Cork told us what was wrong with him explicitly He said he had some kind of illness And that's why cork is like some kind of alchemist or something Like a healer That was called to help injured from the rock of Brawl So Hold on, wait The ship itself doesn't have coordinates, does it? If I asked him, like, what's your ship's coordinates? No No, a ship could send its own coordinates out Like out almost like an SOS kind of thing Or you could But where it is Right, but like there's not like a tracker I mean, you guys wouldn't know, first off Like what these, like air poker going on But like y'all's ships don't just have like But based on what we know Like black box recovery Like, you know, like normal airplanes do Okay, I need my last question One question What do you guys think? I don't know, man What's your goal? I just want to remind you guys that I genuinely don't know Like, I'm being honest Like, I genuinely don't know I think I want to find out more information If I could literally ask this fucking guy I know, I know I'm not certain this guy can really give us anything But you have one more What's the goal? The perk of this guy The perk of this guy in particular in my head Is he would like Lack confirmed sightings Like last time that we saw the prince Like this guy At least we know where he was By the probe this guy saw him Should I ask what was he doing when you last saw him? Yeah, I was just going to say like What was the last thing you saw? But Tork told us why they came Originally Which was like This was a like ceremonious Like his mother used to bring him here Kind of thing But is that true? That's what Tork told us And Tork was taking care of him before he left But like it could be different on the tree attack That's fair Like that's what I'm saying Like that's the benefit of this guy in particular He was dead You could ask him to recount the series of events I like our like From after he landed on the tree Recount the series of events That happened from landing on the grove Until you died Objection! His blood alcohol was way too high No, I feel like this Can you Oh, that's a question Can you Can you tell me in explicit detail What happened from the moment you left Guthrie To the point of getting to the grove And die All of it That's why I said Didn't she already say we can't do explicit detail? Well, I'm asking him right now Okay Can we just leave it out? I don't know But I said It said There's not like a thing that I can't ask him That sounds perfect Yeah, I think it just responds in the most like Direct way possible It does This is your last one This is not mine You're disgusting and I don't want this I thought I had one of these You said you brought food You asked for it For your trial Who else? You We like to talk sometimes Are you deciding on this question? Yeah Are you locking in To me? Yeah Recount everything that happened Well, you can ask the other guy that If it was Storm Did Zach say something? But I think either that Or what was the prank doing You're talking about me? Yeah, a little bit Yeah, I am That was a big laugh I hate you guys That's so fun Yeah, Zach makes me laugh sometimes I actually think Zach makes you laugh more than I do I'm including myself because I'm not funny You're not funny I'm kidding, I want to answer it I was not funny I think you're funny floating around Because I was Could we make you laugh? Okay I think that I am You're the one that asked him That was funny That was good I'm going to For the sake of clarifying your question And the sake of clarifying his question to me I'm going to read both of you The extended description of the spell Until the spell ends You can ask the corpse up to five questions The corpse knows only what it knew in life Including the language it knew Answers are usually brief, cryptic, or repetitive And the corpse is under no compulsion To offer a truthful answer If you are hostile to it Or if it is an enemy This spell doesn't return a grain of salt to its body Only its animating spirit Thus the corpse can't learn new information Doesn't comprehend anything that has happened since it died And can't speculate about future events But you're trying to ask him in detail to explain something I don't think I'm going to arrive at that It's brief, cryptic, or repetitive I really don't want to explain it Ask it if it thought anything was off about the growth Was anything abnormal As in the usual state of affairs I like the question, but I think we should clarify it It should be less vague than minor information Did they seem cool? What was the vibe? Like can you get a five check on the growth? It said they got boned so bad That they didn't figure it out And also it said that he didn't see him running to the street Do you know where the prince would hide nearby? Or do you know where the prince would go? He definitely went down there He definitely was at the place that we just saw him That's also a fair point We know at a bare minimum He was there, now he's here We still haven't seen a ship here But we haven't investigated We haven't seen a ship here And we don't know the next point at all Should we ask who the people who attacked us are? What are the common enemies in this area? Is it usually a violent place? Should I ask him? Supposedly he wouldn't know anything about where we are now Was he meeting anyone? You could ask that On the grove? He said many of us What was he expecting? What was his intention in going to the grove? Was he meeting anyone on the grove? I don't think that's a wasted question You think that is? I don't think that's a wasted question Because if we get that as a yes Or any more information Then that's a huge jump Okay, try it But also, I'll try that Because I guess if there were any interior motives It would probably be meeting someone Are they in the back? I like that one, or the other one About what they're real thoughts Right You decide bro And you also have other options I can do it again if I want to And we don't know what the fuck we're going to learn From this other fucked up naked dick He doesn't have a dick Does he have a dick? He's not human Is he smooth? Barbie doll? Does he look like Brad? How do they reproduce? Mitosis They just lick themselves They just lick Okay, she's going to answer Alright This is your question Okay Very careful Was the prince meeting anyone? No My hands are back down Alright Let's go get dick boy No dick If you exist I'll call him no dick boy No dick individual? No dick person How can we gender him? How can we gender him? We should just call someone gender neutral You have to say it one more time on this body The same body? No The one you just fought The one who got lightsabered Right? This thing This thing Peels up And sees you It was perfect It was but It was hard to do Does it say anything to me? No Hey how are you? But it can understand what I'm talking about Right? Right? It can only understand It only knows the languages that it knew Because it spoke those languages It did Okay You should preface it by saying Because you know how in the D&D movies They say things like Please ask me a question Say like if you answer all of our questions honestly We'll let you rest By asking you questions I say to it You're dead I will bring you back I have questions But I have questions You had a robe on you How did you get it? How did it crash? Do they have to be honest or can they lie? They do not have to be honest Dude don't you have a fucking truth orb? No I also don't know if I have concentration on top Well she's already doing it She could have done it with some concentration Can you roll an insight check while you're doing this? I actually don't think so Oh insight, insight, yeah Can I tell a path? Can I roll an insight check to see the blinds? You're pretty insightful You can roll an insight check with disadvantage Dead guys are probably pretty dead tan Hey That was good However it was a direct quote in my book That I am reading right now That is a 16 And that's a crit Okay so the 16 But I did just crit If uh It seems Genuine Alright I'm gonna throw out a piece of paper It has hands doesn't it? This one Is not just a head Okay I pull out a piece of paper And I make a little thing I say here Can you draw Where you found it please? No That's a question It says It says no I also don't think that's how it works What's the ship purple? Uh huh What's the ship purple? Yes Okay Okay we have two more right? Okay we've learned That it's probably the ship we want That it's land Landed here Uh no No That seems maybe useless If anyone has the answer What did you say? Yeah I'm not really I'm not really thinking Yeah Oh you're kind of Trying to like confirm like Wait I think the question should be Did you find the cloak On a body It would have been on a body If he died But on a body I'm not trying to confirm You're a body but you're alive You know I don't care if it's alive or dead He could still take it off on the live person But if the cloak was on him We know that he was here At some point I'm pretty sure we know he was here I don't know Did you I don't know Did you see where he went Did you find out where the owner of the cloak is Do you know where he is But don't say do you know They could just say yes Okay Where is the owner of the cloak Where is the owner of the cloak Where is the owner of this cloak Give me a second I hope they have to text again Wait where did he go Wait I should tell them I don't know You guys don't realize that 90% of the time No I know I don't read all of his notes It says If he says hey bro I need you to Write this sentence I just typed out It says I need you to It says Um It says Um What did you say where is the owner Of the cloak Um It says I don't know Can I check That's good That's an 18 That's pretty good And that's a 26 Those are good numbers Genuine One more question I think I don't know if this thing knows who's cloak this is I like the body thing though Yeah I know I think the body thing makes sense Wait wait Instead of saying body We could say did you find the cloak On something alive Or something like that So like Did this living creature Rip it off of somebody Or did they just find the crash And be like ah cool road That's a good question But then you could have found It off of a dead body If we found it on a living thing It's just like nah This could be like I found it on like a branch Right right that's what I'm saying Like if we burn the question on Did you find this on a bird guy And he's like nope Did you find it on a body Well I asked Where is the person who had the cloak And he says I don't know You asked what is the owner of the cloak And I'm just saying this person or creature Might not understand If it was a dead body That's true He either doesn't know who owns the cloak Or he doesn't know where we are Or his deception was better than your insight Or his deception Was better than your insight Maybe yeah Look at this guy Sitting over there Look at this guy Smug bastard I'm not interested in like registering a vote Around here though We are in a weird place I think our answer would have been Good to the last guy Saying like who are the biggest enemies In this territory You would answer who's in charge But the other guys don't Cause they didn't get here They died before they got here But they would have known I don't know this is like a weird off place Cause it's like They said it was weirdly dark And like What if I said that the owner of the cloak Gets taken And the owner of the cloak Gets taken So like that's an I don't know If he said I don't know That means that he probably Found it in the crash site Just sneaking So okay wait What were your last two questions You asked Do you know where the owner of the cloak is And he said I don't know That's okay That's an easy to circumvent question Cause dude doesn't have The owner of this robe No I said where is the owner of this And he said I don't know So that means that if he was dead Then he would have had to tell me where the crash site was And I insight him And he seemed like he was being honest You didn't ask him where the crash site was Yeah I was just gonna say You said can you draw it And he said no You can only You can only Should I ask where the crash site is Yeah Y'all out there Where exactly No I don't know He said it was a crash site Yeah this seems really easy For him to get around Honestly And we are hostile to this thing by the way So this thing has a reason I can tell him that If he told me That I would bring him back Yeah you should have rolled a deception there I don't really You should have rolled a deception check there Cause you can't do that He can't think She's like oh we'll put you at rest You said I'll bring you back If you answer the question That's a deception check But if that happened like so I don't care Okay whatever I'm gonna ask where is the crash site Fine I'm walking in I'm sorry The um Not far Near the nightmare cave The yekkel cave The yekkel cave That was a good question Cause I was gonna say The yekkel cave Dead man We killed two more Yeah we could ask them where the nightmare yekkel cave is The nightmare yekkel cave I said Can we do some more bodies Get another body I will literally go out and grab one right now This is my last step up Yeah we can't do the same body twice I'll grab another We have to wait ten days To do the same body Disrespectful If we get more we can just keep our heads around We can just keep our bodies around Hey actually I have a question real quick If we get bodies If we get bodies from every planet Every time we go We can just do intel I think I understand necromancy Yeah see Now you can be an evil wizard Necromancy Fantasies and D&D are very similar I have this thing Clairvoyance And I can do it for up to a mile away from this I wish we crossed over Clairvoyance If I were to do that Could I do a quick scan Read me Clairvoyance Is Clairvoyance like reading the future No Oh Create an invisible sensor within range Of a location familiar to In a place you have visited or seen before Or in an obvious location that is unfamiliar to There is behind a door, around a corner Or in a grove of trees The sensor remains in place in the direction Nevermind I can't do this Nevermind Just to point that out The way Clairvoyance works is It's almost like you can leave a Listening or seeing device And then go somewhere else And still be able to listen or see You can leave Clairvoyance on our ship If we left it And just keep an eye on the ship That's how it works Alright I'm going to go back and I'm going to relay all the information I found to the people To the gang Well I identified the first one And he told me that Pretty much that he doesn't know What happened to the prince because he died pretty early But he said that he wasn't Attacked by the trees and it Seems like it was one of the boats The Guy with the goldy locks He said He said that he found it in a crash site Um And that It was located near the Nightmare Yekko Cave Nightmare Yekko Cave Does that sound familiar to you at all Nightmare Yekko Cave I have no idea I'm just asking Oh Too much Okay yeah She relayed all the information So we know that the ship is here And I asked if the ship was couple And he said So it's his ship The only question is where the hell is the Nightmare Cove I got Ryan and Mitch Oh Shit I'm just looking at Brian's spine Um Yes that's what's happening Okay Um What's the mood Let's go get our information I thought I was actively getting bodyguards Okay which one are you grabbing You want to get another body Yes So we grabbed that one I don't know I'll grab both I'm strong I'll grab horns I just remember horns was also laughing Is this the next zone Yes Okay Alright I'm just going to do this for free That way I have at least one third level spell Because I can use my curl of power Okay Pick up one of these We'll do horns first Okay we'll Alright I'm grabbing both Okay Put them on the top of the ship Are you only asking one Which one Monday I could do horns Horns is fine with me I don't give a shit Actually I don't think I should do that I don't think I should do horns I'm going to send him off the ship That's fair I'm going to do the other one What horns was the other one Horns was the one that I literally Sent off the ship What was that one It was the one that was Hugging eggs Better to be a horny than to be A hairy Okay It peels up This one's kind of gross This is the one that kind of Has like weird Face What direction This one probably doesn't see you though That's good What direction is the Nightmare cave Nightmare yekel Nightmare yekel That way Weak She's inside the ship No he's on top of the deck She did clarify that And you guys are She actually She was like bring him to the top of the ship Well yeah I mean you grabbed him From down there No more ritual shit I'm fucking wanting some answers I'm getting impatient now He He points A finger towards the Top of the Cliffside that you guys are Like over Over the cliffside That's where he points his finger That's what I'm asking you Like is it over the cliffside He goes like this pointing towards the rock He's pointing towards General infection General infection is pretty good That's a 24 That's another 24 You can tell that his finger Is pointing up at the top Of the cliffside It's that big I'm saying if he's like trying to lie to me Or anything I thought that's what I was doing I'm telling you He's pointing as good as he can point As a dead body can point His point's not wavering He's not wavering Over there I mean His point seems He's not lying But I'm not going to tell you if it's over If it's three miles Any point Okay whatever Point it over there Thank you That's one That's good Who rules these lands It says It actually says in giant So you still understand perfectly That's sexy She's like Where's the kid And now a dead body What's going on It says It says It says Nobody rules the lands The echo comes and goes Echo Comes and echoes Nightmare echo What is echo She said It says Echo is a Strong nightmare creature Is that like a cult nightmare Maybe it seems like a nightmare Okay She's looking at one Can I cover his ears or something Because I want to ask a question to him Like I want him to hear me when I'm asking I want to ask him a question Out of character Out of character Yeah we haven't Um Um I don't know what he doesn't ask to inhale I would love to know what a nightmare creature is But I feel like he's not going to give us A good answer to that I can ask what it looks like From 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You stop it every time I join in. I'm not going to do this. It's a complete coincidence. Okay. Alright, let's let Zeke learn the final word. And he says He says What's our plan When we get to this cave? Keep the ship in one piece We've been trying to do that And it hasn't gone very well, has it? Well, I was asleep And I woke up and the ship was broken This was not my fault Say we make it to this cave What then? 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Well, why do we only need three When I can't look in four? I would also say There's dog, fortune, and torque There's dog, fortune, and torque As well as like extra people And assuming I can fix Like the ship weapons and stuff The ship might be a little more Defensible in the short term I'm not worried about the ship I am Like, what if someone else tries to attack And there's only me and X No, right Okay, guys Woo! We have a combined 38 AC I have a ship in there That's true Okay, whatever, I don't really care I just don't think that Whether they come or not Because I think that They'll I think I think I'd be more Useful with you guys That means that Which of us has the lowest stealth Because then we can take X's suit I do No, but I was going to say Oh, I was like, I have the lowest stealth Mira has plus two I'm guessing you have plus two as well So give them to Mira She's my wildest dream Oh, okay She also has Paxful Atreus Okay, so yeah, let's give Give your boots then to Captain X, we're going to hand out a bunch of things Because I have a lot that I don't Okay, you get my boots Are you leaving or staying? I'm staying Okay, X hands you a ring Oh my god Um, um I'm actually not into anyone It's like copper wire Wow This is really not X Really nice Does it electrocute me? Wait, is that the ring I have? No, you have a friendship bracelet Oh, yeah, you're right He gives you a friendship ring And then you get the boots Um What do the boots do? They give you advantage on stealth Um, I'm actually going to keep the other ones Cool, cool It works like your pearl of power You can get another third level back Or lower I don't know why would you do that You don't want to give me a friendship Is that already on here? 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