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Private Bear is told by someone that as a member of their group, they need to be serious and not laugh. Private Bear insists that they are a grizzly bear, not a teddy bear. The person then asks Private Bear to growl, but they apologize for not being able to. The person reassures Private Bear that they didn't mean to cause trouble and offers to get them a whistle. They then notice that Skunk is missing and ask Private Bear to stay and take care of the others while they go look for Skunk. Is there something funny, Private Bear? Sir, no sir. Then wipe that goofy grin off your face. To be a member of this outfit, you need to be a warrior. And warriors don't laugh before a mission. Are you a warrior, Private Bear? Sir, yes sir. You don't look like a warrior. You look like a teddy bear. A fuzzy, wuzzy, cuddly teddy bear. Sir, I'm not a teddy bear, sir. I'm Eurystis Arctos Horbilis. I'm a grizzly bear, sir. Then let me hear that growl, Private Horbilis. I'm sorry. Maybe I was in poopy pants. I know how much being boss for a day means to you. And I know you didn't mean to get us shocked and contagious. And if you want, first thing in the morning, we'll head down to the beach and get you that whistle. Okay, buddy? Oh, come on. Don't pout. I said I'm sorry. Everyone okay? Where's Skunk? Where's Skunk? Look, head back down to the tree house. I'm going after him. We'll catch up. I'm coming with you. No. I need you to take care of the others, okay?