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The podcast episode discusses the outfits worn at the 2023 Met Gala. The hosts rate and judge each outfit. They critique Doja Cat's cat-themed outfit, Kylie Jenner's two-piece dress, Kim Kardashian's revealing attire, Kendall Jenner's over-the-top ensemble, Lil Nas X's glittery look, Hardy B's porcelain doll-like appearance, and more. They provide ratings for each outfit, with some receiving higher scores than others. They also mention a cockroach that made an appearance at the event and jokingly rate it as the best dressed. Hey y'all! Welcome back, or welcome, if you haven't listened to our podcast channel before. Today's podcast is about 2023 Met Gala, and we're going to be rating and judging the outfits. So right now we're going to do Doja Cat. So, her outfit literally lived up to her name, Doja Cat. She dressed up as a cat. The dress itself, not too bad, but the ears... And the ears. Why does the dress connect to the headpiece? Oh yeah. How did she put that on? I never realised that. Why was she acting like a cat for the whole night? She meowed. And the way she acted... Oh, we were just talking about that. She wasn't very responsible. And she was vaping. That's no good. So, overall, I would give her outfit a 4 out of 10. What would you give her? I'd give it a 3. I reckon I'd give it probably a 2. Because I like the colouring, but I don't like... The bottom kind of looks like a wedding dress. It didn't suit the top. Moving on, we have got Kylie Jenner. Her dress was a two-piece, so it's a dress involved with a jacket. Two in one? Yeah, that's what I mean. A dress and a jacket. I love the way her dress was shaped and the bright colours. She really stood out. Yeah. Her hair was nice, but it looked like something that you would wear to a prom. A prom? Sorry, for. So, overall, I'd vote it a 6. Yeah, I'd vote it a 6 too. I would go with a 9, because I absolutely loved it, and the blue silk underneath. Yeah, I didn't like the blue and the red. I did. Anyway, moving on, we have Kim Kardashian. It was very revealing in some parts. She had a lot of chains and jewels going down her body. If one fell off, they would all... Yeah, and is she wearing her own skin? Maybe. And it kind of looks like a necklace. Just one necklace that just covers her whole body. Her hair isn't too bad. I like whatever is on her arms. They're very fluffy, though. It kind of looks comfy. But if it was cold, you'd be cold. I'd like to add up to that. Her hair is kind of like... What would we say it was? Like... I don't know what you'd say it was. It was a messy wedding. So, overall, I would vote it a 6. I'd vote it probably like a 5, because it's all right. Yeah, I would probably vote it a 5 as well. Next up, we have got... Kendall Jenner. So, I think we're going for Kardashian vibes right now. The whole family. It was very nice. It was very nice, but the leotard was a bit... I guess it's a leotard. The arm sleeves are very long as well. The boots, the shoes. Yeah. The collar, like, it looks like a top of a suit. Yeah, it looks like she's missing a bottom part. Yeah, it doesn't match, and it's a bit over the top. And, like, as you said, the arm pieces. The boots. You said boots. No, they're so tall. I think she broke her ankle. Like, why does it go all the way down to the bottom? I think I'd rate it a 4. I'd rate it a 4 as well, probably. I kind of liked it in some ways, so a 6. OK, Lil Nas X with his butt out. It was way too revealing. And it was too glittery. And he looks like Guy Diamond from The Trolls. Yes, I was about to say that. I do scribble. Why did he have to wear no pants? I didn't even notice he had shoes on. How long does that glitter stay on? He was probably, like, leaving a trail of glitter behind him. Yeah, did he have to, like, scrub it? Why are his fingers so long? The face piece. What is it? I actually quite like it. It looks like wood. Like branches. I'd rate it a 3 out of 10. I'd definitely rate it a 1. Me too, a 1. I'd totally rate it a 1. Hardy B. Now, I have got a lot to say about this. What about you? There's a lot. She looks like a porcelain doll. It's giving off... Do you know that show Wednesday? She looks like she melted. It's like mint. It kind of looks like candles. At the bottom, it's roses, I'm pretty sure. She's, like, opposite of his normal red. She's very dark. I like her hair, though. Yeah, it kind of looks like candles. She's got a corset and then a puff dress. I mean, it's alright. I like the gloves and the hair. Yeah, I like the hair, too. But the top, the suit part... The earrings didn't really go with the rest of the outfit. Why is it just white? I reckon I'd rate it a probably 6 out of 10. I'd go probably 4. I'd have to do it with 3. Bella Ramsey. Oh, Lord. Okay. I don't like the skirt bit. I don't like it at all. It would have looked nicer if it was just the pants. She looks too boyish. I like the bedazzled. Why are her eyelids so bright? Because she has eyeliner on. Eyeliner? White eyeliner. Oh, my Lord, it's so bright. Oh, my Lord, it is. It's not bad, though. Her eyebrows are very, like, faded. It's not bad, though. She didn't actually do her eyebrows. It's not bad. I like it, but she kind of looks like Irish. Irish dancer vibes. Yeah. What's the skirt, honestly? I would rate it a 2 out of 10. Oh, I forgot what rating. I reckon a 5 or 6. I'd rate it a 6. Obviously you would. Next we have Anne Hathaway. Very beautiful. Her hair was very poofy. The dress was actually kept together. I like the white and the yellow. I like the white and the gold together. It's kind of like our cute pins. What are you talking about? It's like our cute pins. Yeah, but, like, if it broke off... What if one pops, would they all pop? Yeah, I think they would. Um... The necklace, it matched the gold bits of the dress. Yeah. And it was very... I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Shoes are very tall. I rate it a 7. 7 out of 10. I rate it a 6. I'd give it a 6. I'm an 8. I'm an 8. Okay. Olivia Rodrigo. Ew. Her hair. What is her hair? What's the bottom of the dress doing? She looks like a mop. You know those, like... The fly curtain thing. Yes. Yeah, and those little... It's ugly colours as well. You know those little ties that hold the curtains together? Like, sometimes they match. Yeah. And they have, like, the tassels on them. It just looks like that. She has, like, a big tassel. Yeah. She looks like the end of my bike. And the handles. The neck area is very plain. Yeah. And open. Yeah. If the dress was just, like, all roses, I think it would look better. The flowers are nice. At the top, it looks nice. I'm a good bride about it. I rate it... Probably a 5. I rate it a 3. I rate it a 1. Yeah. I think I have a 3. It's just not my vibe at all. Next, we have Florence P... Pugh. Pugh. Pugh. Pugh. Why is her dress so big? Why is it bold? What the heck, dude? It doesn't match the dress either. It's, like, perfect long. And who's this guy? She just picked him up off the street. And she's got, like, the dress, and there's, like, a gap in the middle, just completely. Yeah. And a black strap going around. Is she getting married? It looks like it. And the material looks so heavy. It looks like a quilt cover. Yeah. Very excessive. Yes, the headpiece. I'd probably rate it a 4, maybe, because I like the colour of the dress. Probably rate it a 3. Yeah, I think a 3. Next, we have Billie Eilish. Wasn't the ugliest. Yeah. Chaotic. Chaotic. Chaotic. Very gothic. Some of the dress, it didn't match other parts of the dress. Hmm. Like... Like, you can see through in some parts, and the other part is just completely dark. I like the makeup. Like, I like the eyeliner under the eyes. There's a belt. That's very her. Yeah, the belt kind of, I don't know. It kind of suits her vibe. Yeah, it adds to it. And she's wearing, like, those fully-armed sleeves, covering her fingers, and then she's got rings over the top. Oh, they're so itchy. She's got rings over the top. I reckon I'd rate it a 4. I think a 4, yeah. I like a 5. Hmm. Next, we have Dua Lipa. Okay, so she looks like she's out of, like... Like Grandma's Curses. ...in the 1800s. I like the dress. Yeah, it's not bad, but it doesn't really suit the theme. What is the theme? It's very confusing. It's Carl. Oh, yeah, isn't that the... It's like jazz or something. ...memorial. Yeah, he died. So, I like... See, the bottom of it looks like those old, fancy lamps. Yeah, like the little strings at the bottom. But I like the colour and how the... Yeah, I like the corset line. It suited her a lot. Yeah. Like, it very suits. I like the necklace. Yeah, the neck piece. It kind of matched the neckline of the dress. Yeah, but it's kind of... It's a bit plain. Yeah. Her hair was a bit basic. Yeah, but it also looks nice and suits the dress. The dress suits her a lot. Yeah. I like it. I'd vote it probably a 4. A 4? Yeah. I'd give it an 8. I'd give it a 6. Next, we have... Viola Davis. Guys, I think she thinks... I think she sticks to the trees. Yeah, like, you see the Laura? Yeah, I think so. Who is she again? Um, I think she's like a singer or something. But that's okay. So, she had, like, some sort of thing on her chest. And it literally looked like either a tree from the Laura or the moustache. Yeah. Yeah. Or a eyebrow. I like the colour of the dress. Yeah, that's not bad. Except she was, like, one of the only ones in that colour, too. So, it's like... Oh, my God. There's a pretty, pretty girl behind her. Yeah. I know. Um... It's very vibrant. Yeah. I'd rate it probably a 3. Yeah, I'd rate it a 3, as well. I'd have to give it a 1. Oh! Pedro Pascal. My favourite. Okay. He looks so nice here. You can see. Um... He should have worn pants, though. Like, put that knee away. Yeah, at least shave your legs. Um, okay. Way too... No need to criticise. For what he's wearing, I think you kind of have to wear pants. He's got really long socks coming out of his boot. He's had to use his fingernails for it. Oh. His hair, there is a back. Um... Yeah, I don't like that. I liked the red and black together. Yes, it's not too bad. Um... Jewellery. The socks. Why are they so long? Why are they over the boot? Like, they look like, um... David's dad's socks. Oh! So he doesn't have holes in them. But, like, why is he wearing, like, a red coat on a red shirt? Like... But the black tie kind of pulls it all together. And why are the shoes? They're so, like, gothic. Because it's swimming shorts. Swimming shorts. I'd vote it a 1000 out of 10. I reckon a 10 out of 10. Oh, okay. A 10 out of 10. Woo! Oh, my God. Jared Leto as... Chocolate... No, I think it's, like, Crockett or something. Anyway, it's just a no. Why was he a cat? He was dressed as his cat. He had two outfits. Yeah, he was dressed as his cat. Um... He was? That's his cat, yeah. Is his cat dead or something? No, it's alive. Um... What was he thinking? Why? The eye make-up? Who made that? Who made that outfit? Probably him. Why is it, like... Oh, I could never, I could never, ever do that. No, it would probably be too itchy. What was he thinking? Oh, my Lord, and Lil Nas X was standing there. He's shining in the back. Okay. I would rate it a 1 out of 10. I reckon a 1 or 2, yeah. I'd rate it a 2. A 1. Young Miami in act number... Act 1. Act 1. Act number 1. It's very revealing on one of her sides. How did she see? Yeah, she had a very big neck. It looks like an upside-down umbrella. It looks like what dogs get to stop them from licking themselves. Yeah, it kind of looks like Kim K's one. Yeah, the same designer. Um... The ruffles on the bottom. I like the shoes. It looks like... You know those tutus? It looks like a pulled-apart tutu. It kind of matches the top part, but it kind of makes it worse as well. Yeah. I think we can all give that one a 2. Yeah. Yeah, a 2. Yeah. Jenna Ortega. Jenna Ortega? Yeah. Look at this doll. She looked like a doll. It looked very scene-punk. Like a lot. Yeah. That Prince Harry vest? What was her vibe? This is my question. What was her vibe she was going for? The... I like the gold. Yeah. The gold, yeah. The bow on the collar. Yeah, it's a bit confusing, but I like the undershoes. She looks like a school kid. Yeah, the bow on the collar kind of made it look more like a doll. Yeah. It's like kind of anti-doll. And the very high shoes platform. Like... Yeah. Can I rate it a 2, 3? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm going to go 3. James. Um... I'd say it's a 5, honestly. Yeah. Oh, the cockroach! Best dressed in the whole place. Disclaimer. It wasn't actually a person. It was just lazy. A cockroach that just ran through while the... Yeah, and then they swatched him. They were taking... Is it paparazzi or just... Well, while they were getting the photos. Paparazzi, yeah. Yeah, while they were taking the photos. And... Yeah, um... 10 out of 10. Looks amazing. Luscious legs. Oh, my God. And the dress. It was literally the best dress there. Yeah. I'd vote it 10 out of 10. Definitely 10 out of 10. And the paparazzi actually took photos of it? Like, they actually took photos? Yeah, but then they swatched him. They and the cockroach. Kong? Anyway, that is a massive 10 out of 10. Definitely 10 out of 10. That's fantastic. Okay, um... Anyway, thank you for... Okay.