Hong Lu Attempt 1 (Some word fumbles)

My name's Hong Lu. I hope we can get along well. Wow, and look at you. Isn't that a fascinating head you have there? So this sort of pastime is popular these days, is it? How interesting. I must say, it's a feast for my eyes. Oh, to be clear, I'm not interested in getting one for myself. Oh, my family wasn't really anything out of the ordinary. Life is more or less the same for most, is it? Criticizing the family chef's side dishes and getting scolded by Ye-Ye for being a nuisance to the people who dress you. Yes? Was something I said strange?