Publicservicemas

As we approach the winter celebration once known as a patriarchal, exclusionary, and religiously bigoted ritual performed for your invisible sky daddy, we Democrats would like to wish you all a very merry day of public service. Your local governments, now known as communal caretaker production pods, will arrange activities to help you recognize the depth of your exploitative and oppressive privilege, and provide opportunities for you to atone for the sins of America's founding. We at Central Party Headquarters, formerly known by the racist title of White House, will install special sound insulating devices on all jails and prisons, so you can grovel and scrape before your wokemasters, without hearing the annoying screams of those being re-educated. We wish you a merry public servicemas, and a happy Fundamental Transformation Day, paid for by the ruling elite, using your confiscated wealth and extorted labor. No contributions are tax deductible, because everything belongs to us now.