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What's up guys, welcome back to the Laugh Down Podcast, it's your boy Lopez and your boy Anguiano. I know we've been gone for a long time but we're here, we're back and we're excited to return to the content, the grind. Yeah both of us obviously had trips and then last week there was another situation that allowed us not to film but we're back at it. My back freaking got hurt last week so that wasn't great and I had to obviously skip last week but we're here, we're back and we're going to make up for it for sure. Yeah I mean I was personally bummed out last week because that was not part of the plan though, we were planning to film last week but it is what it is and how was your trip though? It was great, I went to NorCal, we went up to Santa Cruz, San Jose, San Francisco, Palo Alto, a lot of those cities up there. I didn't get to see Levi's Stadium but I wish, I wanted to go see it. No you didn't miss out, it's a regular ass stadium with toxic fans. I guess. But I actually got to see two stadiums, I got to see, and we'll put it right there in some of the videos, I got to see Gillette Stadium in Foxboro and then I got to see Lincoln Financial Field for a brief moment because I was in Philadelphia for business stuff so I just kind of walked around quickly and just got a little bit of video on that but the interesting thing to me about both stadiums, well I'm actually going to start with Gillette to me about Gillette Stadium is that, so obviously the stadium is right there and then right connected to it, it's like a little mall and then there's actually a little hospital and then there's like hotels not, like a quarter mile away. So it's like the city is literally like right next to it. No the city is literally connected to one portion of the stadium. Is it like an alternative entrance or no? I actually kind of would say it is. I didn't really, I don't know how much I got but for sure I got some of it, I mean we'll just put it up for evidence. It was very interesting, literally when I was there, they were doing construction, they were doing construction on like this, on like the thing that they have in the Patriot Stadium, that thing that has like torch things. Oh okay. They were actually doing construction on that, I mean I would show that too but I got there, I was there at a very interesting time. Oh right, yeah. I mean it's the off season so obviously the teams are going to start renovating, start you know fixing up their stadiums so I mean I want to see that one completed. No but and then the interesting thing about Lincoln Financial Field is that it's literally in the same vicinity as where the Phillies play and the Sixers play and the hockey team plays. It's literally all like, financial field is here, basketball is here, baseball is like right here. Yeah. You know and they're all kind of like in the same area. It was very, very interesting. When I walked around the Sixers were going to play the Rafters, I still remember it was like specifically March 31st, Sixers were playing the Rafters and I just see a bunch of cars coming and I'm like fuck, like you know I felt like the traffic was coming, the traffic was kind of like picking up and I'm like man I gotta hurry up, I don't want to be like stuck in this you know. Yeah definitely. I mean that's good to hear though, obviously like you got to see new stadiums and I have yet to see a new stadium outside SoFi, outside the Coliseum, outside Rose Bowl, like no other like, no other stadium. But I mean it can change when we visit, yeah. I mean when we visit Lambeau, I think that's going to be very exciting. Yeah very exciting. I mean for me, you know being a Packers fan, that's like, that's the Mecca, you know like going there, going to Lambeau, like making that journey, like man, like I can't wait for it dude, I can't wait. I think Lambeau is certainly the most iconic, so that's why I also want to go. It's certainly an interesting climate though, I don't want to be in the cold. I mean we'll see what the scheduling, but let's get right into football, a lot has happened over these last maybe three weeks, specifically your boy Bobby Wagner and your boy Odell. What are your inputs into the news, into their new teams? You know it's a, I just hate it, I mean I'm going to keep it a fact. You know 14 months ago we won the Super Bowl, and now, I mean Bobby Wagner was not part of the Super Bowl run, but now we lost a good linebacker, in terms of like you know defending the run. Right. We lost a receiver who seems to have a career revive, obviously he's down to Ravens. And now that this has happened, it just makes me realize like damn, this offseason really fucking sucks. So OBJ is gone, Ramsey is gone, you know and some other pieces like Floyd, gone. Wagner, you know he wasn't part of the Super Bowl, he's gone, back to the Seahawks. He betrayed me, you know I said he wasn't going to do that to us, and you know what happened? What happened? He betrayed us, he decided to go back to Seattle. Well if you go back to the old episode, I predicted he was going to go back. I was hard on him going back, because I was like he has unfinished business. He obviously went to the Rams to see if he can get you know a ring, and you know it collapsed. So with a guy of his age, reaching an age where linebackers you know are going to start a digress, go back to Seattle and finish your career there. And as for Odell, I am very shocked. I will say that. I am very shocked he went to the Baltimore Ravens. I feel like that was really high on him, I mean it was almost certain. I feel like everyone was like the Jets have him, the Jets have him like in the grasp of their hands. Freaking Aaron Rodgers has him, but you know the Ravens just came out of nowhere, honestly. Even at UFC, the last UFC fight, he was hanging out with Burrow and the Bosa brothers. I was hoping he would go fight Cincinnati or something you know, in the AFC, and I mean obviously he is in the AFC still, but the reason why he always went there is because his agent somehow just convinced the Ravens that he is still above average receiver, even though I mean he could be, but now the risk is just so high, it's a high risk. It's a high risk, high reward in my opinion. But it really is a high risk though because he is going to get $15 million guaranteed and it's up to $18 million, so you know it's not top wide receiver money, but like you know I just don't think most teams are willing to do that, that's why he is obviously on the Ravens now, because he is like oh they want to pay me, you know. Yeah, it's a crazy amount of money, especially with the incentives, and I feel like the Jets were not offering that type of money. Well, they got Lazard, they got Hardman, so you know they were fine, they didn't need them, but this OBJ thing is really just going to put much more interesting perspective into the Lamar Jackson saga. Right, and I know they FaceTimed on, he posted it on his social media, the FaceTime, we'll have it here. So like Lamar loves it, he loves the move, but does he still love Baltimore is the real question, does he still want to be there, like that's ultimately the main thing. I really think, how you initially said, you think he was going to stay, I think it's become like that, because I guess even though OBJ, I wouldn't say is the most ideal receiver for Lamar, but the Ravens are still signaling that they're trying to get Lamar more help. They're actually out here trying to get it, and they're still out here, the front office and all of them, they're still out here publicly saying Lamar is our guy. They do believe in Lamar, and I'm not, I don't think it's that, I think Lamar obviously just wants to really get paid, but of course a sexual predator had to get guaranteed money, and it's just messed up the whole QB market. What you say? You know what I said? I didn't hear that right, what you said? I said sexual predator. Oh, okay, I was confused as to who you're referring to, but yes, Deshaun Watson. Speaking, I mean, I don't think I have anything more on that, but honestly, we'll see, hopefully Obele does good, but speaking about players that don't love where they're at right now, Buda Baker. Just today, it was announced that he requested a trade, however, I read that Ian, Ian Rupp report said that it happened in February, that he requested it in February, and it's barely coming out today. That's very interesting, and I would obviously say I'd want him on my team, but there's no reason. No. We're essentially in the Cardinals tier of ass right now, so you know, this will be interesting, I do think that by the end of May for sure, that he'll be on a different team, but it's very interesting. It's very interesting. Yeah, I mean, Buda Baker is one of the best, is he a corner, safety, safety, he's one of the best safeties. I would love him on the Packers, I would love him on the Packers, but I know he probably wouldn't be able to provide assets compared to other teams, but I, you know, if there's one team that I would like him to go to, and you know, make a tandem out there, it's Atlanta. Why not? We've seen, just like this for agency, how freaking good Atlanta has been at bringing in guys, so what, you know, like, do you think Atlanta could pull it off? No, I don't think they will, because they literally just traded for Jeff Okuda, I don't know if you remember, corner, I mean, last year was one of his better years, I mean, he's not playing since first down value, but, I mean, the Atlanta secondary certainly has already been active, you know, Bates, Okuda, so, they're gonna, I mean, if they get him, they're gonna be better, obviously, but, I can't imagine them just trading for another secondary piece right now. Right, I mean, they also got Bud Dupree and Kalias Campbell, and, you know, that defense is really beefing up, and if they were to get a guy like Buda Baker, you know, who's out there electrifying, and just, you know, getting, you know, the plays down, like, why not? But, yeah, you're right, ultimately, I feel like that back, that secondary might be a little too, like, packed, it might be too full. Like, and let's not forget about AJ Terrell, even though last year he was getting cut a decent amount, but he's had his moments, for sure. No, yeah, yeah, but, I mean, it would be, you know, it'd be a little too good to be true for the Falcons right there, in my opinion. Yeah, I mean, and then, we'll put the tweet right here, the Falcons, in my opinion, have certainly been the most defensively active team, like, they've gotten, like, at least six, seven agents that were notable, including, like, Ellis, and the one who was on the, the other guy who was also on the Saints, I can't even pronounce his name. Uh, Kungu, or no? No, no, David something. Oh, okay. Yeah, I can't pronounce his name, his last name. Oh, Krunku. No, no, no, no. Oh, okay, never mind. Oh, is it OG? No. No, I don't, yeah, but, anyways, congrats to the Falcons. Good, congrats. We'll give them another certificate for waiting for agency. Nah, I'm playing. But, anything else that stood out for you in these last couple weeks? I just found it a little interesting, also, that Marvin Jones went back to his old team, Detroit Lions. Right. I do think that's not a big move, but I just found it interesting how he went back. Yeah. Obviously, he's on the older side of receivers now. Yeah. He might be a leader at this point, like a vocal leader. Right, right, right. But I can't imagine him being relevant in the Falcons. Nah, honestly, yeah, you're right. I think, at this point, he's reached a point in his career where he's, like, you know, more on, like, uh. The mentor side. Yeah, mentor side. You'll obviously probably catch, like, some goal line touchdowns, but other than that, I don't see him doing anything crazy. Yeah. And then with that, I feel like we pretty much hit all the interesting parts between the last time we filmed. Right. And this will lead into our main course. It's time, baby. Time. You know what it is. It's draft season. And so today, we got a lot to cover. We're going to discuss every single team's one need that they need. Need, need, need. Because, obviously, there's teams that have, like, three needs, four needs. They need the whole fucking team, you know. But this time around, we're just going to talk about the one need they need the most. Yes, the one position that they need the most. Because if we were talking about multiple positions, I could be here forever about my team. We need everything. But let's not get to that. Let's cut to the point. I would say, let's cut to the point. You know, we're going to start off with the AFC East. And for Buffalo, I do think the position need that they need the most is running back. I know they just got James Cook, but they only had, like, 60 rushing yards against the Bengals when they got eliminated. With Josh Allen also having a good chunk of that. Right, right, right. They need a running back in the first, second round. And I don't know. What do you think about that? That's a solid take. Necessarily, I feel like they won't go running back first round. But I might be wrong. I mean, I did say on a previous episode what they should do, but we'll leave that for the mock draft. We'll leave it for the mock draft. But I don't disagree with it. And then at the Dolphins, I got, I wouldn't need to say running back so bad. I wanted to. Yeah. But they signed all their three running back stats. You're right. So that's why I just decided not to say running back. You know, I would have said that's the number one need. Yeah. But I think they need a defensive end. I think they need someone to provide pressure. I mean, their secondary is good now, especially with Ramsey. Mm-hmm. And Howard. The second level is pretty decent. Right. You know, the offense, it's very good, currently. Very good. The running backs, I would have said would have been the need, but since they resigned all of them, I decided defensive end is the position they probably need the most. Right. And by their first round, they could get a good, decent defensive end. The second round. They had to wait for the second round. Oh, that's right. Second round. Yeah, yeah. Because they're shady. That's when offense is shady. Very. But then at the Patriots, let me just make sure I, yes. The Patriots, I predict them to get their need, their need. Their number one need is the wide receiver position. I don't think it really blows anyone away. Right. Juju Shinobi, you're number one. He should be, he'll definitely be a good number two. Right. Yep. And maybe, you know, your boy, Jackson Smith, might go there. Maybe not. We'll see. You know, Ohio State, so. Hey, wrapping it down for JSN and my boy Stroud. You're all going to do good in this league. It's crazy to think about how TJ Stroud is literally from where we're from, pretty much. He's a local there. Rancho Cucamonga, next to Fontana. It's very cool if he goes number one overall. We'll see about it. And for the Jets, assuming they don't get Rodgers, their number one need would obviously be QB in the draft. Right. But I doubt that that's going to be their number one need in the draft because we need that Rodgers trade to go down. It has to happen anytime soon. I mean, it has to happen soon, but at this point, I think it's going to happen draft day. I actually wanted to say a quick story, though. What? The other day I actually talked to my teacher and he told me he was a Packers fan. Right. And I asked him, what do you think about Aaron Rodgers, you know, the situation? And he said he's a cancer. He just said it. They hate him. He's a cancer. He, you know, talks smack to the front office publicly. He does all this toxic stuff and he can't wait for him to leave. And as you're grabbing your beard, how do you feel about that? Um, he has some truth to that. He has 100% truth to that. He has talked behind the manager's back. He's talked about the floor sometimes, not sometimes directly, sometimes indirectly. And so I feel like, yes, he possibly is a cancer in the locker room. I feel like there is some people that probably don't like him and there are people that want him out. So, and then his antics also, like, I'm, like I said, I'm, I'm, I'm a big Rodgers fan, but his antics have been a little too outlandish, like outlandish for me. I feel like he is acting up. He's, he's, he's acting up too much. I agree. I wouldn't want him on my team. I would definitely, at this point, I would have been like, girl, the fuck up. Like you're 38 or whatever. Yeah. Like you're out here fiending for attention. Right. I still, I'm laughing at the fact that he really told Shepard, leave me alone. But moving on to the NFC East, the number one need that Dallas Cowboys have, some people feel like it's running back because of Zeke, but I feel like the number one need they have, they have to get is tight end. Okay. Dalton Schultz gone. There's some nice tight ends in this draft. There's some nice ones. Dower them the first round. I would go for one. I think it's Mayer from, from Notre Dame. Mayer, Mayer, that guy. Keep a lookout for him. Keep a lookout. Kincaid, Kincaid too. Kincaid too. And that guy from Georgia. Well, he didn't have the stats, but his athleticism is off the charts. I heard, I'm hearing that they're have high hopes on that guy, that he might be the next catwalk. Catalog? Kettle. Oh. Next Kettle. Okay. Bro, did you see the, I don't know if you saw, but Kettle actually has a football, like, field in that draft. Yeah, dude. Hey man, if I was, if I was in his position, I wouldn't mind it, bro. Yeah, no, no, yeah, but it's like, that's commitment. That's commitment, but that's the, that guy's living the life. And then for the Giants, the number one position need is linebacker. Their bottom six in rushing yards per game allowed in 2022. Yep. And then the receivers, I feel like they kind of have addressed that. And I'll say that's still a need, but that's not the number one need. I feel like the defense needs to just get stronger, especially in the division they are in. Yeah, yeah, they didn't really address the linebacker position in the free agency market. I thought they were going to go for maybe, you know, Edmonds or Bud Dupree, but here we are. They didn't get anyone. So yeah, they're going to have to settle for the draft at this point. And then for the Eagles, I have an interesting criteria, scenario, whatever you want to call it. Yeah. So obviously they have the 10th overall pick. Yeah. I'd say their biggest need is running back, but they need a trade back. Okay. They need a trade back. Yeah, yeah. They need to get depth on defense. Yeah. They lost some depth, obviously. And I was thinking about defense, saying something like secondary piece or maybe, but Darius Slade obviously stayed. Right. So I changed it to running back. Losing Myles Sanders, I'd say is certainly a loss. And Rashad Payne can't be trusted as your running back one. He can't, no. Because of health concerns. So I think they need to get the running back of the future. Yeah. And I'll leave off the player's name, but I feel like it's obviously clear which way I'm heading with this, you know. I have a general idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I think the running back is the number one thing they need at this point. Yeah. Um, I agree. Yeah. Defensively, I feel like they're not too bad, but obviously losing C.J. Gardner-Johnson is a big deal. But they got Slade. But they got their core four back. So just draft a good, solid cornerback, rookie cornerback, and they should be fine. Oh, so you think it should be cornerback? Yep. I think it's okay. Running back is okay. Yeah, they need a running back. But I know who they're going to draft. I already have an idea, and they're not trading back. Go ahead, continue. Okay, cool. And oh, and then the mock draft next week, at least I am going to put a trade in line. I'm about to. We'll see. We'll see. Because I do like just having it straightforward. Okay. And then for me, for the commanders, I feel like their biggest need is O-line. Right. They're a top seven in terms of sacks allowed. And if you want them to at least have some legitimate chance, you know, you give them an O-line man. Right. That's why I think it would make sense. And then the running backs, it's all right, but it could be better. Right. And with the O-line, it could certainly help them a little bit. Yeah. And the wide receivers already stopped pretty. McLaurin, Curtis Samuel, and Dodson. Yeah. They're fine. Yeah, he has the weapons. I was supposed to say in corner too, but I'm like, you know what? I feel like O-line is a little bit more necessary. Yeah. And then pass it on to you. Which division you want to hit on first? Yeah. So I got to cover both the South and the North divisions. And I want to start it off with the AFC South. My first, you know, yeah, the AFC South, my bad. So here we are, right? The Colts. The most, there's a lot of like lights and cameras on the Colts. Who are they going to get? And so I have quarterback. No more old timers. It's time to get a new rookie quarterback, please. No more freaking Matt Ryan. No more freaking Carson Wentz. Get a fucking quarterback. Well, I don't know. I just, I feel like as more time goes on, my take on Anthony Richardson being a Colt, it's just getting clearer and clearer by the minute. It's getting, it's aging like a fine wine. Yep. And so now on to their rivals, the Texans. Quarterback. It's time. Get a new quarterback. It's time. Davis, what's his name? Not Davis Webb. Davis Mills. Davis Mills. He's the quarterback. Davis Mills. He's not the guy. He could be a solid backup for the Patriots. But get a quarterback. You already know who it's going to be. The Jacksonville Jaguars. Really? Really? The Jacksonville Jaguars. Pretty solid team. They made it to the playoffs. They won a playoff game. Lawrence is the real deal. Etienne is the real deal. Christian Kirk is the real deal. But you know, like you said with the Washington Commanders, they need an offensive lineman. I kind of sensed you were going to say something like that. The Taylor obviously leaving... Big loss. Yeah. It's a big loss. And finally ended it off with the Tennessee Titans. I did have a little bit of a struggle here because they have a lot of needs. You know, they lost, you know, they lost Adrian Brown the previous season. So the wide receiver is a concern. Um, but in the end, I have offensive linemen. If they want to keep Derrick Henry healthy and they want to keep him, you know, obviously, you know, top five running back and also not being... Have a good offensive lineman. I mean, uh, I'm going to save my thoughts on the Titans for the draft because I feel like they're coming out of left field. Okay. But I certainly don't agree with you. I don't think they need an offensive lineman. Okay. I think it's time for them to hit the reset button. And, uh, I think that's where I'm going to leave it at. Well, I mean, they have Malik Willis. Uh, they hate Malik Willis, bro. Well, anyway. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but they might release him. I mean, I hope they don't. That's crazy. That guy was, a guy was... Okay. I will say Malik Willis, he was super hyped and he was like a very like late, like, bloomer. Like people were like, this guy's the real deal. And then he fell all the way to the Titans. So, yeah. We'll see about that. But going on to the NFC side, uh, in the NFC South. Uh, I mean, what, what am I doing? Oh, yeah. The NFC South. My bad. It's because I had, I have, I have them confused right here. So the NFC South is very, very, uh, interesting. Uh, we have the Saints who lost a lot of pieces. They lost literally maybe half their defense. So that's literally what I put here. Get a linebacker. Get defensive linemen. Anyone will help. Damn it. They lost freaking Davenport, Ellis, OG, Akronku. Like, they lost everyone. I think it closed here. But it didn't. It didn't? I thought I heard it. Okay. Hold on. Oh, it didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It's at 26 minutes though, so it might close. Yeah. My bad. And now on to the Buccaneers. This one might be out of left field, but I'm not sure. Quarterback. I don't think Baker is the answer. Honestly. Baker is not the answer. Their biggest need is getting a quarterback. Trask is also not the answer. Get someone late in the rounds. I mean, they're middle of the pack, I believe. I have an idea who. I know. I'm not going to say it. What do you think? You know, I don't know if I can do business with you anymore. What? Why are you saying quarterback, bro? Baker, Nathan. Do you know who that is, bro? Well, I'm just saying the Buccaneers are still interviewing all these quarterbacks. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I had to throw my card in frustration, bro. First, the Titans. O-line? Really? And now Buccaneers with the quarterbacks? Hey, man. You know what? That's your opinion, though. Yeah, it's my opinion. You'll see my mob tracks. You'll understand it. You'll understand. I'll let it be. And finally, lastly, the Falcons. The Falcons already addressed a lot of needs in free agency, but I think they just need a defensive end. Like, get a defensive end, and I think their defense will be set. Okay, now that's fine. I mean, the Panthers, though. Oh, yes. Last but not least, the Carolina Panthers. I mean, it's pretty simple. It's pretty straightforward what's going to happen. They're getting a punter. No, they're getting a quarterback, and that one's going to be for next week, dude. That one, we're going to be... I know we're going to argue on which one is going first, but the Panthers are getting a quarterback. They need a quarterback. I'm not going to... I'm so... I want to, like, hint at who I want to say who's their number one, but I'm going to leave that for next week. But just leave that note. North, and then I'll end it with the West. All right, so now on to the North. The NFC North is obviously going to be very competitive this year. Actually, no. It's fucked. But anyways... Oh, wait, wait, hold up, hold up. So, why is it not competitive? I already just said it already. But anyways, the Packers. I'll start off with my Packers, because, you know, there's a lot of things wrong with my team, and we're losing Rodgers. No, but anyways, we need a quarterback. No, I'm sorry. We need a tight end or a wide receiver. Number one? Yeah. First round. First round. I feel like tight ends-wise, there's some good talent there. And I think late round, there'll be a tight end or wide receiver. Honestly, man, I'm going to laugh so hard when you guys get... If you guys do really get a wide receiver or tight end in the first round. Why? Where was that support when Rodgers was there? Come on. I guess it's love season, though, to be fair. Love season, baby. Love season. Calling it. But now, on to the Lions. The Lions, they're all right. You know, they have small holes in their team. And I think the main one is defensive line. They didn't really address it in the offseason. That's right. That's right. And on to the Vikings. Vikings, again, I feel like it's a team that has little holes. I mean, you could say, oh, quarterback for Kirk Cousins. But they're not going first round for a quarterback. Definitely. People could be like, Kirk Cousins isn't the answer. He's not a... He's not a... Whatever. But... How do you feel about Kirk Cousins, though? He's mediocre. But I... Like I said, it's not... I don't think it's enough for him to get replaced already. Maybe next year. If they don't go any farther than the freaking division... First round? Yeah, Sarah. Then, yeah. But I think their main need is wide receiver. Really? With the loss of Dillon? Dillon doesn't matter. Okay? But hey, they can get a solid wide receiver backup. They have Hawkinson, Jefferson. Those are already two very, very, very good at their position. And then after that? Osborne. Trash. You know? Well, let's see what happens then when he faces your team. Anyways, we'll see. And lastly, the Bears. The damn Bears. That could easily have won free agency. They need to address their offensive linemen. Because who the hell did they give them free agency? No one. They didn't get anyone. They didn't get McGlinchey. They didn't get Javon Taylor. They seriously... They didn't get Orlando Brown. These guys were so hyped on defense. They forgot to get the offensive linemen. So that team is nothing without the offensive linemen. They're staying true to each other. They love defense. They love defense. They fiend for defense. They fiend for defense. But then I fucking leave fields to die for. Bro, you're wowing right now. You're wowing. Hey, I gotta at least nail a team on this list, you know? And then, okay, now going off to the AFC North, there's a lot of teams there that do need needs. You know, they have needs. Like the Steelers, they need a quarterback. What, you said quarterback? Corner, cornerback. Oh, okay. You gotta hear me out. Cornerback. And I'm hearing there's a local name, but I won't say who it is. There's a local name. But yes, cornerback. The Browns. Yeah, they have a lot of holes to fill. And that was very undecided. I will say it was between defensive linemen and wide receiver. And I think I'm leaning towards wide receiver. Did you just not know that they got Elijah Moore? They have Elijah Moore, Amar Cooper, Donovan Peoples-Jones. Okay, you're right. Nevermind. But Elijah Moore's not in the order. Elijah Moore's not in the order. That's right, though. That's right. Elijah Moore's not in... But anyways, they're going for... Anything helps for them, dammit. You know, Ravens. The Ravens. I have here... You know, Odell's not enough. Get another wide receiver, bro. Get another wide receiver. I would actually kind of say... Get another receiver. I already know who they're gonna get. I have reports that they're gonna get a guy from LA. You don't know how much... You don't know how much I've wanted to mock already. Just so... I already know how much we're gonna disagree already. Lastly, lastly, lastly for my part. The Cincinnati Bengals. If they want to take the next step, they have to draft some more and fill up their needs. I haven't given them a tight end. I haven't given them a tight end. They lost he and hers. And they didn't get any other guy. You know, they didn't get Schultz. They didn't get Cooper. They didn't get no one to help out Burrow. So get a solid tight end. That's actually a good one. I mean, they obviously can get one of the good three tight ends. Yeah, they could really do. And then so now we're gonna end it off with the West. First, I'm gonna start off with the NFC West because I don't even need to look at my cards to know what these teams need. I'm gonna watch all of them closely. To start off with the Seahawks, they need a linebacker even though they got Wagner. Okay. I mean, he's old. He's old. He's old. He's old. And yeah, they don't have anyone else there. And where they have the take like in the fifth, sixth overall, whatever. It's perfect. Perfect place to get the number one linebacker. And I'm already hinting at at least one team. Okay. Where I'm going with them. Okay, okay. Their run defense was not that good. And I'm going to the Niners, the team I hate the most. I hope that they don't get a cornerback because that's what I think they need the most. Safety. Or safety, yeah. A secondary piece. I hope they don't get it even though they need it. I just hope they somehow just go for another quarterback just to make it even more controversial. Yeah, that's what happened. You know what I'm saying? And then the Cardinals, it's pretty clear they need an edge rusher. They need that guy. Did you not hear the news today? I don't care. They need a safety. Do you know where they're drafting? Do you know who's there? Who's going to be there when they draft? I don't know. And you're out here saying they need a safety. Well, I mean, I'm going off the reports today. You know, if you had any clue about the NFL, you know, they lost Buda Baker. It's not official yet, bro. Well, they're going to lose. Come on. It's going to happen. Just stop. It's going to happen. They need an edge. They need an edge rusher more. Watt retired. Allen is gone. And you're telling me they need a safety? Shut up. Okay, now my team, I'm going to just say our number one need. Everyone. Besides everyone is O-Line. Everyone. That's a great way to start our fucking rebuild. O-Line. That's what we need. That's what we need to do. Start off with O-Line. We were like top three in terms of stacks allowed. And we allowed like too many. I don't even, I don't remember exactly how many, but too many. And that's the reason why Stafford was hurt. And that's the reason why we're in this rebuild. And that's the reason why I'm miserable. But now to go on to the AFC West. Hold on. You know it's that bad when you have to get an offensive lineman first. Your first pick. I think we need, yes. It's time for that rebuild. It's that bad. It's that bad. Caleb Williams 2024. Yes, sir. That's not happening. Hey, hey, this guy is crazy. It's happening. I'm manifesting it. Caleb Williams 2024. Sit around. I'm manifesting it, bro. I'm manifesting it. Get an O-Lineman this year. Stafford, please be hurt a little longer. Give us the number one overall pick in 2024. Yeah, I hope you guys end up with like a quarterback from Iowa or something. Shut up. Okay, now to the AFC West side. Now to the AFC West side. The Broncos, even though they got O-Lineman, they need more. I think that's the number one overall position they need. True, true, true. And next off, the Chiefs. I don't know how you're going to feel about this, but I think the number one need they have right now is wide receiver. I agree. Finally, something we can agree on. I actually, while I was doing mine, I was like, damn, the Chiefs need a wide receiver. I was doing my research. I was like, yeah, they need a wide receiver. Yeah, exactly. I mean, losing Juju is pretty big. Losing Miko Hardman is pretty big. They need to go for like something like, I guess, Zay Flowers or something like Jalen Hyatt. Who knows? But we'll know when I mock them in the late first round who I actually think they should get. Right, right, right. But Cadareous Tony is certainly going to be a top five fantasy football wide receiver in 2023 at this rate. Yeah, remember last week when we put the clown face on here? The other episode? Yeah. Do that again then. I dare you. Well, I'll do that. I'll remember this. Like I said, I'll remember this. I said this last time too. I said, I'll remember this next time, like when the season. And I'll make sure to flame you on that one. And then the Raiders. It was so hard for me when looking at their defense specifically. It was so hard for me to just choose one thing. I said, they have two positions. Okay. You know, because they're different. You know, they're different. You know, they had felons. They had a, you know, a quarterback that loves God, which there's nothing wrong with that, by the way. But, you know, it was just, it was interesting that team. When they had all this crazy stuff going on. Right. Horrible GM. But let me cut to the chase. The Raiders need a corner or a safety. They need some secondary, man. They need some secondary. They, shit. I would have honestly said quarterback of Jimmy G was not there. But obviously they, they have an IQ of a freaking, of a vegetable. So, you know. Why you gotta say it like that, man? I don't know, but it's fine. I mean, who'd want Jimmy G? I don't care. Oh, he has a winning record. I don't care, bro. I watched the Niners as a ransom. I watched him closely. He is not the reason why. I think you, uh, you're the last one to speak when the Rams are literally having a GM fucking with the brain size of a rock. You know, it's hard. A pebble. It's hard. Okay. So. I mean, our, my GM is dumb. Your GM is dumb. Our, um, Raiders GM is dumb. There's some dumb GMs out there. Okay. But to conclude. Yes. Our needs. Okay. Okay. This is the other LA team, you know. Um, this is solely going to depend on Austin Neckler situation. If Austin Neckler is still there, I'm going to say their needs is linebacker. The number one need is linebacker. But if Austin Neckler leaves, like I think he is, uh, I, um, and that's why the trade doesn't come in. Yeah. I think the number one need is going to be running back. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all I got to say is there's a guy in the draft that kind of has the same attributes as him. That's all I'm going to say. Oh, it's Gibbs. You don't even need to say it. It's Gibbs. You know, he's kind of, well, I wouldn't say necessarily like him. I don't know if he's for strength. I don't know. I mean, I can't really see him necessarily exactly being like Ekler. He reminds me more of Kamara. Kamara. Give and take, give and take, give and take. But nevertheless, man, this is all the needs. Uh, next week, be ready because when we say our names and when we say what we're going to say, and here's the thing, we're not even going to show each other the first round. So like, you know, when we show up, when we say our pick, this is the first time we'll hear each other's pick. Yes. Because I for sure at this rate, I know there's going to be some differences. Sure. Yes, sir. The format that I believe is going to run like, and I have a general idea is like, we both like, like the number one pick and then you say, like you say each other's. Um, no, I feel like obviously I'll say, oh, I think the number one pick is, uh, CJ Strada. And you say the number one pick is Bryce Young. And then after that, we will react to what we say. All right. Yeah, yeah. Well, I can't wait. I can't wait because I can't wait because you're not, I know damn well, you're not going to like any of my picks and that you're, um, I'm not going to like any of yours. So I'm just waiting, you know, I'm ready. I'm going to do this with assuming some trades happen. Okay. I don't know about you, but I am because you're boring. If you don't, you're unrealistic. If you don't, cause you know, there's a tree that has every draft one. Oh my God. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, and then also I'm already going to say this in advance. I'm predicting that the Jets trade their first round picks with the Packers for Rodgers, obviously and stuff like that. That's not going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Yes. It's not going to happen. Yes. Yes. Not going to happen. Yes. Jets are not going to do it. They're not going to fold like that. They're not going to fumble like that. The Jets better. When you see that, when you see all these trades are going to happen, bro. Yeah. Okay. I don't know how many are going to happen obviously, but I would assume for sure at least two are going to happen on draft night. For sure. At least two. And are you thinking about trades that are going to be draft out over this round or draft, you know, up down. More like up down type scenarios. Because there are teams that have drafted out, you know. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe one. But I will, as I really mock my first round, I don't know how you're going to feel about that. But I'm pretty sure we're going to both have mixed feelings about each other's drafts. And you might call me crazy. I might call you crazy. But nonetheless, we will leave that for the next episode, which is going to be a great one. I love mock drafting. And it's like fancy football season. It does. It does. Because we're like choosing who is going where. We're picking our own players. But yeah, that's pretty much the episode. We covered a lot today. You know, we hope to have, you know, obviously, you know, made up for the last couple of weeks. It's kind of slow right now. Honestly, without football. There's not a lot of football talk. No, but when the mock draft happens. Yeah, obviously. Obviously, yeah. With draft, draft night coming up. Yeah, there's going to be some stuff to talk about. A lot, a lot of stuff. So thank you guys for watching. You know, continue supporting us. All our social media platforms. Hopefully, they don't ban us on TikTok because of the text of them. But hey, man, we're here. We're rolling. And I hope you guys can keep enjoying, you know, keep liking him. Yeah, hopefully, like you said, they don't ban TikTok. Because believe it or not, I feel like that's also helped us. Right? And I just feel like TikTok, at this point, I'm kind of expecting it to happen, though. But hopefully, it doesn't. No. Because I feel like let's just be real. Like, at least a good amount of people don't really get pressed by TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there's just some people. I don't know. Like, okay, you see this, you don't like it. Like, so what? Like, just don't use the app. Right. Like, don't use the app. Yeah, so we'll see what happens with that. But nonetheless, that was the episode. Thank you guys for watching. Continue liking him and, you know, yeah. Thank you guys for watching. You know, me and him, definitely, you got to watch us next week. Because it's going to be crazy. Yes, sir. I can't wait.