Episode 1

now. So it's just going now. Yeah, now we're just talking shit, but, I mean, um, no, it's the, it was, I was like, are you, I was, I can't, I can't look at the screen while I'm doing this, because it's just going to drive me crazy. Well, did you start recording your thing? Oh, okay, okay. No, it was just, like, seeing everyone absolutely fucking just, it blew their minds over someone reading, over someone reading their own fanfiction. Well, that's what someone else said, I'm just going off of what the internet said, you know what I mean? Yeah. Uh, yeah, that does seem kind of wild. No, we are very much in the middle of, we are very much amateurs. Yeah. Yeah. We're probably just going to start, like, doing the week-to-week ones by that point. Like, the new episodes, hopefully, that are coming out, that are going to come out. Oh, yeah, especially with the way that Hunter makes her fucking cocktails, because, oh my god, this thing is, like, 90% alcohol. I forgot, I forgot the cherries, so please garnish it with a cherry if you want to. Did you get a cherries? Yeah, they're not bad. You can literally just fucking put it in there and then take it out. It's not gonna change anything. Hmm. Yeah. I forgot you guys have, like, triple the prices that we do. Okay, wait, I forgot. Okay, what's in this is, I'm not even gonna attempt to say that, but, you know, this is what makes the shit blue. And then you got vodka. I don't know if I'm supposed to be branding on here, but who gives a fuck? So, vodka. Oh. Okay. And then some lemonade. I mean, don't, don't break the bank to get this shit, by any means. I mean, if you want to just have a drink with what we're drinking while we're doing this, that's, you know, that's up to you. And this drink, we're calling it police work. Couldn't even remember it. Police work. We need a what? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. No. Probably. If that's not what it is, we're sorry. We'll let you know. We'll let you know. Oh, yeah, it'll pop up somewhere on this fucking screen. Tasha will make it pop up somewhere. Oh, wait, they probably won't be able to see it if they're not on YouTube. Oh, my God. Somewhere. So, you want me to start? I'll start. Okay. I mean, I've kind of been here for a minute. I've been here off and on for a minute. Let's just say that. Um, my stepmom, she always had it in the house, like everybody else's parents ever in the world. She had it in the house and I would try to watch it, but I couldn't because it was just like about, you know, kids my age. And I was like, this is really awkward. So I'm like, well, I was, I was like 10. Like 10 growing up. So I was like, okay, I can't do this because she probably, it's like thinking that this could be me or whatever. So I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna watch this. Um, which I kind of regret that I didn't. But you know, doesn't matter when you start in that. Nothing matters. So fast forward, I think I was like, watching TV or something like that. And the promos for Oh, I'm gonna get so much shit for this. I know the promos for the trial of William Lewis of like a season 15, episode nine, that one, the promo for that one was like constantly playing on TV. And I was like, man, this kind of looks kind of good. I had no idea what the fuck happened to her. I had no idea. And so I was like, Oh, let me tune in. That fucked me up. Yeah, that I come back on to. And so, yeah, so but I mean, like, obviously, the acting is just so great. So that kind of got me hooked. And I watched a lot of after that. And then I asked my mom to buy me the DVDs, you know. And so she did. 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know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know literally Yeah. Like I can remember going to work. I can remember going to work and like replaying your videos like constantly on a loop on repeat. You're you have like the artist creative mentality like it's the brain where it's like you have to scratch the itch and then once you've scratched it enough you just fucking like you just you just leave it alone. Yeah, I do the same thing with like all of the art, the actual like physical art that I fucking do. Oh my god, I have so many unfinished projects. Oh my god, no. Have you ever found our YouTube? No, you know what also have you have you met someone from the fandom yet? Okay, so why are you guys not watching the episodes together every week? Oh, I mean, I guess I guess I could be a little bit of like a factor, you know. Yeah. How does that work for you? Like, how do you watch that? Do you wait? Almost, I feel like it must be nice but also mine starts at 8pm. So I'm normally not working at the time. So Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I would be just staring at the screen like, like, I don't think you understand how lightweight I am like this. I'm already feeling this. It's bad. I'm like planning on having two and then we're probably gonna end up recording another episode or have something else. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then yeah, but you know what, you're lucky because it's your Friday. Right? Right. And it's my it's my Thursday. Yeah, but it's my Thursday. What time? What time do you get off of work? What time do you clock out of work? Okay, so you got like a couple hours left. Dude, I still have like a whole fucking day of work. Like imagine me coming in tomorrow and being like, I'm hungover. I'm sorry. I was recording a podcast. It's gonna be it's gonna be bad. Like my filter light just goes completely out the fucking window whenever I've had drinks like, who knows? I mean, if you're watching this on YouTube, I might start talking. Who knows? Who knows? If you haven't already. Oh my god. Yeah. I even brought like this really cute glass like I didn't have this other day. Don't look at my nails. I'm sorry. But mine has like the little hand indents things. Little finger things that I can grab it. I mean, you don't have to seem too excited about that. Oh, I mean, yeah. I am. I saw these and I was like, fuck yeah. To just in case Tanner one on one, you know, you know, got to support the husband somehow. I mean, maybe, who knows? I might start throwing shit later. I might be like Elliot. I don't know. I might punch a hole in the fucking wall. I mean, there's a perfect wall right behind me. Yeah. I rewatched it today too, actually. It really is. It really is. I'm upset that it's not like that anymore. Like, even down to like the phones ringing in the background, showing it how busy it is. I'm like, why? Why isn't this a thing? But yeah, they still make episodes showing that they have cases. I don't know what's going on, but their phones ain't ringing. Yeah, this is, that's about it. His, his nineties, I told you this earlier, his nineties, big dick energy voice, bro, bro, bro. Bro, I can't like, I can't like, I can't even, I can't even talk about it. It's just, it's so, I'm sitting at work and I'm like, I don't know what I don't know. Like Elliot's like kind of whispering, but kind of also like being seductive, but talking about these victims. I don't know what the fuck to do. Yeah. Yes, it is. And I'm, I miss that. I miss that. They all did. They all had jokes. Like, yeah, I don't, I don't know. But he was like, he's the best jokester of them all, honestly. Yeah. And they're like, good work. Good work. I miss their sassiness, bro. Her, okay. So her and I think we have maybe a little bit of a different perspective on this, but I think it's more, I don't, should we start bringing like this real person shit into this? Yeah, I know. But I'm like, I feel like, knowing their history, like Mariska and Chris, knowing all that, I'm just like, I feel like this dude, like just loves her from the get. And so I feel like it comes across in Elliot. But also that could be, that could be like, it could, it is Elliot. Like, yeah. Yeah. No, like just the way that they, the way that they look at each other, there is no way that you look at somebody like that and you don't love them. I'm sorry. But, oh my God. They both did. But hers, hers is like more like, baby. Yeah. Hers is more like, hers is more like, that's a baby. Like, you know that, you know what I mean? And his is like, oh my God, I'm so in love with you. I just want to kiss you. Yeah. And then whenever, whenever she got mad and she went over his shoulder and he's like, okay, I'm going to have to stop you right here because this is getting too hot for me. No, yeah. Doesn't exist. Exactly. Exactly. But that, like I said, that also goes with it being Christopher Maroney because they don't do it. I mean, they don't, they still don't fucking do it. They still don't care. Yeah. Both of them. Like, I don't know how any of them do it. Mm-hmm. She's a cool, she's a, she's a cool, she's a cool bro. I mean, that's all I can say. That's all I can say about it. That's all I can say about it because let me tell you, if, I'm like, I saw someone, I can't remember who it was, but somebody posted on Twitter who, what is it? Who like goes harder in parent teacher conference or something like that. Did you see that? Was it Kimmy? Fucking legend. Let me just tell you that right now. Anyway, she's on season 21 and I'm just like, she's in the homestretch. She is powering through. I am, I am super, I am, I am super, oh my God. Oh my God, that's so funny. Also, I think she might be on like vacation, like summer from college or whatever. But anyway, I'm just like waiting for her to get to season 22. I think that's what she's doing. She's just literally just like rolling it through until she gets to season 22. Yeah. Yeah. But what were we talking about? Okay. The beard, the beard, the beard. I'm sorry. Look, the more I drink, the more I'm going to like just randomly do that. So you're just going to have to, you're just, just do it. It wasn't the way you say washing. It's the way, yeah, it's the way you called it. Like I have to wash. You were like, I'm going to have to do the washing. Yeah. My flatmate's going to have to do the washing or something like that. And I'm like, it's not the same thing. I mean, it is, but the laundry, but you know what? Our people, our people also say that we have to like save shit. So there's like kind of a, yeah, I know. It's okay. Um, no, it was the parent teacher conference thing. And they were like, who do y'all think goes harder on parent teacher conference? Who do you think goes harder? Yeah. Yeah. And then Kathy's like this bitch, like from day one, I don't, I don't blame her. I mean, like I do, I do and then I don't. Yeah, exactly. Cause let me tell you like the work wife, the work wife, the comment that she made, I get it, but I bet how much you want to bet he went home and he told her that his type was blonde. How much would it just to make her feel better? Yeah. But yeah, now she looks more for the girls. I don't feel like even he, didn't he say that at one point or was that like in some interview? 10? Are you? No, that was, I think that was 11, but no, I was talking about like the hair cut was actually like a dress. Was that? Anyway, we're getting off topic. I'm sorry. Yeah, whatever. I need to see it from Olivia to be able to better judge that. It's possible, but I mean, I would probably say Elliot probably did. Elliot has a bad like anger issue. And so it's, I don't, I don't know. Yeah, it could be. It could be like Elliot's anger. I don't want to say like she's hormonal, but like, I mean, it happens. No. Yeah, I think Elliot's anger is more towards like perps than anybody else. I don't know. That's hard. Anyway, I don't want to answer that question. What's next? What else? What else do we see? Yeah, yeah, I was like, really, man, really? I bet. I don't know, but I was rewatching this and I was like, man, we use a lot of these parallels on like things that we do now. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like every time I see somebody post a post about like their younger versions, I'm like, man, they're using episodes and scenes from like fucking season one, episode one. I didn't realize that at first. I knew it was season one, obviously, because baby Vincent, but like fucking episode one. They're doing this shit in episode one. Like, what are you talking about? It is like I have a little bit of the season one haircut going on, but not nearly as good. It looks more like Eli Stabler than anything. I mean, but Eli, Eli is Olivia's kid, so it's fine. It's fine. He just came out of the wrong vagina. It's all good. Yeah. I need her to speak more languages. Like, in the seasons now. Yeah. Well, you know, it's hard to remember when you have 500 some episodes, you know what I'm saying? Like, not really because we watch it all the time, but like for people that only watch it once, yeah. The Rider. I don't know, Grey's Anatomy is... Yeah, I know. I mean, this podcast isn't about Grey's. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I mean, this podcast isn't about Grey's. Yeah, let's not. Exactly, exactly. Every person that I've talked to about this says the same shit. Why isn't there like a fan base group? I don't know what they call it. Yeah, how would the fans want to know, like how would the fans want this to go down, you know what I'm saying? They might not listen to us, but... I mean, yeah, that's important, you know what I'm saying? She just all of a sudden forgot how to speak Spanish last season, but yet she's speaking it fluently in like season 13. It's ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love how we are trying to talk about season 1 and we just keep talking about season 21. Okay, wait. Hold on. We can pause it, though, because I need, like you can edit this out, but I need it to be much harder because I think my phone's like about to die. Bitch. My phone, my charger at work like doesn't charge it. I don't know what the fuck is up, but it was at like 50% whenever I started this shit, okay? Hopefully I can walk to go get it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Plug it back in, bitch. Hold on, I'm almost there. Shit, this is so much harder after I've been drinking. Oh my god. What the fuck? Okay. Hold on. I need another USB. Did it stop? I hope it didn't stop. It's still motherfucking going. I come back, I come back with the headphones and all I hear is so good, so fresh, so clean, clean. What the fuck? Okay. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need another outlet for this light. And hopefully this will work. Oh, it does. Okay, hold on. Be right back. I'm gonna turn the light off. Now I have a spotlight on me. Oh my god, look at me go. Alright, let's get this shit back on the road. Ow ow ow. I don't even remember where we stopped, that's the sad part. Oh my god. No! No, not everything. We're just gonna talk about stuff from the episode and then we're probably gonna refer back to the shit that just went on our screens a couple months ago in season 24. But that's fine, you know what I'm saying? No. And drinking while we're doing this and progressively getting more and more tipsy as we're doing this. Here's your fucking shit. I mean... Yeah. So what were we discussing? Yeah. What? So disclaimer to everybody. I needed to find my charger so that my phone does not die during this. And I just spent like fucking five minutes trying to bring light back into this office because as you can see the daylight is not here anymore. Whereas Tasha, it is...yeah, well yeah, on YouTube, you know. Whereas Tasha, it is still like probably 2pm, like, you know. Daylight ain't going nowhere for her but mine is slowly fading away. So I needed to get my shit together. Oh yeah, the ring light thing. Well you know what, some of us can't have our shit together, I'm sorry. I just love how whenever you're seeing me you're only seeing like this half of me. I don't...I'm not looking at like the screen, I'm only seeing like this half. You get to see my ugly fucked up smile the whole time. Let me...if I back up. Okay, now you can see me. But... Yeah, well, you know. It's what girlies should do. I'm trying to remember because I didn't really take notes on this. But... Yeah. Because Tasha literally does not do anything half-assed. Yeah. Constantly talking about it and just saying the shit that we want to do. Which, by the way, shouldn't we start reading? Segway. Segway. No. Yeah, short. Short, yeah. But you're going to be reading all of the filthy ones. Because I feel like it's not even that I don't want to read it. I just feel like everybody is going to want to hear it in your voice and not mine. What do you mean why? Why? I mean, it's not bad, I'm telling you. But I just want to say, everybody wants to hear an exotic voice that they don't normally hear. I don't normally hear... Yeah, but... I'm telling you. Yours is something that we don't normally hear. Yeah, but I feel like as long as you elaborate, it's fine. If I'm reading it, I'll be like, oh, okay, she said this. She said this. But, like, everything will be posted onto an AO3 account that we will make. Which, I was thinking about it. Okay, pause. I was thinking about it. Wouldn't people want to post it on their own? They can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Unpause. I mean, I can. Hold on. I gotta figure out how to bring it up. Hold on. Maybe put on... Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean... You know what? I actually didn't... Fuck. Sorry. I didn't, like, sign in on my computer to our thing. Oh, yeah, no, I'm very... Okay, so... What is it? What's the ice cream prompt? It's just them sharing an ice cream. Okay. No. No. No. We're gonna sit here and read, like, a tiny story that's... Yeah, I'm not... I'm not gonna sit here and read a book. Okay. I mean, obviously, we've sat here and, like, chit-chatted for, like, fucking 50 minutes. Like, we need to read some, like, shortish. Okay, wait. But you know what? No, it's fine. As long as you, like, cut out, like, me going and looking... Dude, what is our Gmail account? I cannot... ...log in. And I can't go look at it on my phone because I just tried and it stopped the fucking video. So I have to start it all over again. It's fine. Oh, the fuck? Okay. Okay, that's what I was forgetting. The podcast. Why didn't I think of this earlier? I don't understand. Okay, and then our password is all caps. Or not all caps. Shit, what is our password? Yeah? Yeah? I didn't do it right, huh? Um... I know. Check your phone. Okay. Ah! I stopped it again. Oh my god. Yes, this is me, bitch. Okay. I don't know. Okay! We're signed in! Let's fucking go! Okay, so wait, hold on. Yes, I'm in. Ooh, the whole thing! Woo! It's all in our colors! Look at that shit! That looks dope. No! I wasn't signed in! I was signed in on my phone! I was signed in on my phone! Okay, so where do we go? Docs? Oh my god. Doing this without a mouse is weird. I need a... Taj? I had more than one job, okay? But... It's fine. Okay! Ah! Okay. I have them both up. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Who wants to read that? Ice cream. With reading this shit out loud. So... Yeah, but you know what? I feel like those people were sober. And I'm very much not that right now. So I feel like this might be a little bit funnier if you want to keep listening. But... Okay. Hell yeah. That's a big word. Yeah. You know. Okay, so here's where we did... You probably remember more writers and shit than I do. Like, I'm sure. I've probably read some of her stuff, but I really... Oh! Yes! After the firefighter thing! After they did that? Yes! Okay! Now we're talking! Now we're talking. I need to catch up on it. I need to catch up on it, but I did read like a couple chapters of that shit and it was hot. Yeah. Oh yeah. Mhm. Yes. You need to link it. No, unless she's okay with it. I'm like, bro, I need to read that. Because I see... My problem is I see people update their fix and stuff like that on the TL, but I don't... Most of the time I'm like at work, so I can't read it or anything. And then by the time I get home... Like, I like it to be a bedtime fix. I don't know how you read it. I don't know when you read it, but I like to read it like last time I'm going to bed. It's a problem. It really is a problem. People update their shit like so often. And I'm not complaining about it, because let me tell you, there ain't nothing worse than a fix that's not been updated in months and months and months. So... But yeah. I don't know either. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either. Salute. Salute. I'm just saying, this fandom survives on fanfics, and look, if somebody's going to read some out loud at a gig one night, I mean, more power to you. Honestly. Really? Really? Twilight? What? No! No! Artfic is fucking killer, bro. Like... Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah! Your face when you said that! Oh my god. Okay. So I feel like you should start reading it. I don't... I don't... I mean... I can read it if you want me to. I just love hearing your voice, honestly. And... Yeah, but the one time I'm not going to be able to pronounce a word, it's going to be over for me. Like, I'm going to be like, what the fuck is this word? Yeah. It is... It is a problem. Like, it really is a problem. Okay. I feel like I should start. Oh my god. Okay. I feel like I'm in class and I'm like, I have to read a paragraph off of, like, the chemistry fucking book. Okay. This thing is called Better Than Ice Cream. How should I do this? Should I just start reading? Okay. Oh my god. Okay. Olivia leaned forward and held her face an inch from the vent. There's no air coming out, she complained. The sedan had been baking under the sun of a 100 degree summer day for hours before Craigins sent them to Coney Island to interview a witness. I'll take that. Wait, hold on. It'll take time, Elliot says, slapping her hand away when she reached to turn the dial. It would only pump warm air out until their flit... Tosh, I can't read this. Please! 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