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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right, right. Mm-hmm. You think, yeah, the parents would have been the first call that happened, like, hey, this is what happened, you know, we're trying our best to blah, blah, blah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, good. At least she was able to get in right away. Yeah. Yeah, they didn't do anything, yeah, exactly. Mm-mm. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, no. Yeah. No, not at all. Something is going on, yeah. Oh, my God, that's so cute though, you have to send me a picture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I've worn, I used to wear a uniform all through my school years, so, I mean, it's much easier, you don't have to pick out their outfits. Okay. She's still so busy. No, and then even traveling a lot for work. That's awesome, I heard that, yes. That'll be fun. Yes, that'll be so fun. I'm excited for you. That'll be so nice. Perfect, that's exactly what I was going to say. Cheers. Okay, so since it's been a while since we've been on, we thought it would be a fun idea because we always say, you know, parent fails are tantrums on our end. We thought it would be so much fun to look up and read and kind of talk about other parents' fails, knowing that we're not the only parents who have these types of fails. We're going to keep names out of it because we're not trying to get in trouble, not trying to have people, you know, come find us and be like, hey. So we'll probably be reading a lot from our phone, but it's going to be fun, it's going to be funny. I've been looking some up, I know Tara's been looking some up, and we found some really funny ones. Heck yeah. Love it. Go for it. Oh my God. Oh God. How true is that? That is insane. I feel like I go through that type of routine every night and it's like he's finally calming down and you're like, oh my gosh, you're going to start to go to sleep. And then he gets this burst of energy, he has to go do something. I want something, I want something. I don't know how many times a night I say, the kitchen is closed. And we have to shut off all the lights. Like, the kitchen is closed, you're going to bed. Oh God. I'm there, I'm there. I've turned into my mother. It's good. So we've actually been looking. He's been pretty good this week, he's been pretty good this week. I was out of town two weeks ago and then Austin was out of town last weekend. So normally when one of us is out of town, we let him have a little sleepover. It's just easier. One, because Austin can't hear him anyway. And two, it's just me and Penny normally in bed, so I'm like, yo, come snuggle with us. This week has been going good. He's woken up a couple times in the middle of the night. So we're thinking about actually, we are looking at getting him a different bed set and a bigger bed. We think it will work a little bit better. We want to get him, he's in just like a toddler crib, yeah, like a toddler crib bed. So the way he sleeps, he's not a very nice sleeper. So he needs a bigger bed. But we're looking at, of course, I let him look at them with me. And he, no, he found one, I'll have to post it. He found one that has a slide. So it's like a, it's a loft bed, something like that. It's a loft bed. We found one that was like a half because I don't, I'm not trying to have it super high right now. And then you can, like, play underneath it, so you can put your toys or whatever. One has a staircase up this one and then a slide down this one. Of course, he's seen that and he was like, I want the slide. I gave him, like, four options. I said, lookit, we have a couple that we want you to choose from. You like this one, this one, and this one. I want the slide. So then the next day I asked him, I said, You haven't got to show Daddy your slide, or your bed, what kind of bed you want. I said, do you remember? He said, oh, yeah, the one with the slide. No. So we've been doing that. Yeah, we will. We got to look a little bit more into it. But I think, yeah, we'll figure something out. But, no, no, we'll hear him probably in his room at 2 a.m. going down the slide. Yeah, right. So, no, that is normally our bedtime routine is just out of control sometimes. It's always something. Oh, did you? You finally did. Okay. Is it better? Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So did you get a last one? Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, super cute. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Yeah. That is so bittersweet. It's like, oh, I love that you're growing up and you can actually, like, communicate with me, but stop growing up. Aw. Yeah. That was your bonding moment. Yeah. Right. Aw. Oh, good. There's a paranormal activity happening. Okay. Yeah. God. Good, okay. Right, right. Okay, so I have one that this one is funny because it really reminds me of Braxton. He would say something like this. So this parent is talking to their child, and it says, Child, do you want a spanking? The child says, No, thanks, Mommy. I'll just take a popsicle. I don't know how many times this kid wants a damn popsicle, and it's when he's getting in trouble. Right. Yeah. Like, no, you're in trouble. Damn popsicle. I know. I know. Terrible. Yes, we do. Yeah. You don't care. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, my God. I mean, it is, and it's so funny how many, yeah, of these you actually, like, relate to now. You know, you're being a parent, and you're relating to all of these because 100%, when it, like, hits. And I know it's sad to say because they're at daycare all day, but sometimes when it hits 7 o'clock, I'm like, Could you please just lay down? Like, could you please? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. But sometimes you just need that, like, Jesus, just settle down. Could you just sit here with me for a minute? Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Okay. This one, I am, like, so not ready for something like this is I don't, I guess I really don't care embarrassing him, but I don't want to embarrass myself. This one. Once at school pickup, I grabbed my son from behind and whooping like a fun dad threw him high in the air. A woman screamed. I had made a terrible mistake as the poor boy ran to his mother. My actual son stared at me from afar. That is so embarrassing. Yeah, she picked up another kid and threw him in the air. Oh, my God. I was like, I'm so embarrassed. I'm going to, like, go up to the wrong kid and hug him or something and be like, oh, babe. Well, he actually thought it was his kid. Like, he picked, yeah. So, I don't know. I think he thought, like, from behind it was his kid and I don't know. I don't know. Oh, my God. I hate it. Yes. Yeah, and, you know, I hear so many just do, like, crackpot stuff. I'm like, okay, but I still don't know what to freaking make. I don't want to have chicken every single night. Like, I like chicken, but I still don't know what to make. It's either, like, spaghetti, mac and cheese, chicken, pizza. Like, so over it. It is. Okay, let's see. Oh, this one kind of goes with your food, right? Before becoming a parent, I never knew that the way you cut a peanut butter sandwich could be embarrassing to your child. Yeah. Yep. That's so funny because when my parents were out here a couple months ago, the way I cut Braxton's little pizzas, they have, like, those little personal pizzas at Sam's Club or whatever, is I cut them in, like, little triangles. So my mom cut them in fours, and I normally, I think, like, cut them in eighths or something like that. So when she handed Braxton one that was cut in four, he's like, that's not how you cut it. I said, Mom, you have to cut it one more time. Yeah, but they're so little that it's cute. Like, he likes them because it's his size. I know. I know. But, hey, I'm with her on it. Cress can go. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Actually, I'm very lucky that Braxton is a heavy sleeper. So we could be loud, like, scream, and he, yeah, probably wouldn't even notice. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's pretty good. Okay, I know this is me because I'm just, it says, if you bring that with us, I'm not carrying it home for you. And other lies parents tell themselves. Yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. All the time. And Braxton only wants me to carry him now, and it's like, dude, I can still carry you, but you're getting pretty, like, you're getting big. I can't just, like, constantly carry you all the time. So, no. Right. Braxton's the same way. Five minutes into a walk, if he's got his bike or scooter, he's like, I'm just going to walk. Okay. Yeah. Exactly. Like, then why did you ask to bring your bike on this if you weren't going to use it? Okay. Because the towels for sure, it's home to me. Uh-huh. Yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Like, did you put the kitchen towels in the linen closet, or did you put the kitchen towels back? Yeah. Okay. Here's a fun one, because you guys and your Play-Doh. How much Play-Doh is too much Play-Doh for a two-year-old to eat? I'm asking for a friend. Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. I'll give you it. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Pretty much. We've only had family photos, I think, like, professionally once. Braxton was, of course, sick the one time we took him. So, it was just, oh, good God. Hot mess. And he was still, he still had, like, his pacifier that time. So, half of his pictures are with his damn pacifier. I'm like, oh, my God. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, this is a good parent fail here. Picking up my four-year-old daughter from school, her teacher beckons me over. I'm thinking, here we go, there's been an incident. Apparently, my girl is now wearing school pants. I cringe and ask, did she have an accident? Turns out, no, I just sent her to school wearing no pants. Oh, my God. I would die. I would die. Oh, my God. I would be an abortion. Yes. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Yeah. I tried to hide a lot of stuff from my parents because I just, I don't know. I didn't want to be the, you disappointed me one. Yeah, right, right, right. No, I was keeping a lot of stuff. Oh, my God. Okay, so here's another embarrassing one that I would be embarrassed by. I was with my four-year-old nephew, even, oh, look at that, even aunts and uncles do it, on the beach, and suddenly I couldn't see him. I panicked, caught sight of him, and started to chase him down the beach yelling, only for this poor kid to run terrified into his mother's arms and for me to realize my nephew had been sitting behind me the whole time. That's so terrible. Seriously, this kid running down the beach, like he's running after him. Oh, my God. Like flinging sand at him or something. Okay. Yes, I've seen that one before, I love that. 100%. I'm sure this will happen lots of times. Watched a different child's football team until his younger brother pointed it out. Small boys, long shorts, who can tell? Yeah, yeah, you're like cheering for us to play the wrong team. Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yes, exactly. Okay, this one is like, I left my six-year-old baby in the middle of a king-size bed while I ran her bath, and when I went to fetch her for it, found her on the floor, wedged between the bed and the bedside table. She's currently doing her finals at UOB and seems intelligent enough. Oh, my God. That poor baby was probably like... I think it was six weeks. Yeah. Yeah. She's like wedged in on the side of the table. Oh, my God. Yes, probably. Right. Oh, God, oh, God. Yes! Absolutely. It's like right when they turn that age, you're like, here, take it all, just take it all. Whatever helps you sleep, just take it. You want a dinner? You want a dinner? Here, go! Oh, my God. Honestly, honestly, I... Braxton does have like a couple blankets and a couple pillows on his bed, and I said before, he's a wild sleeper. So sometimes, if I like wake up in the middle of the night, I look at his monitor, and his head is like under the pillow or like he's in this blanket. And I have to go in there because it makes me so nervous. I'm like, oh, my God, can you breathe? I'm like, wait a minute. But yet, he still has them all in his bed. Uh-huh. Yeah, I get too nervous. I'm like, I have to. He's like, whatever. Yeah, sometimes you can tell, though, yeah. Yeah. I don't do it all the time. I can tell if he's breathing. Like, I can see like his blanket go up and down. I'm like, okay, he's all right. But other times, I'm like, um, are you in there still? Are you good? Oh, my God. I would, this is terrible, but I would die laughing at this one. Okay, it says, I bent down to pick some keys up and knocked my three-year-old down six stairs with my arse. Luckily, he had a thick winter coat on and kind of just rolled down. Ha ha ha! I would die laughing. I would. Oh, my God, I would be, I would be dying. Oh, my God, I know. America's Funniest Home Videos, do they still have that? Do they? Man, that was some good stuff. Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Wow. That is very accurate for, yes, any male, I feel like. Okay. My young son woke up to my horror. He was really blue. Took him to the doctor. Sent him to the hospital. Admitted. Blood test and lots of observations. Hours later, discharged. Nothing found. Next day, looked awful again. Then I realized I should have washed his new blue sheets. Ha ha ha! Yes! I would be horrified if I went to the hospital and had my son get a bunch of blood tests. You would owe him, like, a million popsicles for the rest of his life for making him go get blood tests for no reason. Ugh. No. Not looking forward to that. Mm-mm. Ha ha ha! He don't eat. Yes, he doesn't eat. Today, we had, what did we have? He had, like, a sub. It was, like, a turkey and cheese or whatever. And I said, hey, do you want your sub? And he said, yeah. So I put it down for him. And he takes, I don't even know if he took a bite because I, like, turned away for a second. And he goes, Mom, I'm done. Did you even eat it? Did you even have one bite? I'm not hungry. He's like, okay. Sometimes. Sometimes he just doesn't eat. It's not abuse because I give him the option if he wants to eat. No, God. Are you kidding me? My kid eats, like, popsicles like no other. At least they have real fruit in them. Yeah, I know. We bought, I bought these, they're like popsicles, but they're smoothie popsicles. And they actually have, like, real vegetables and stuff in them. And he was so excited about them. He was like, oh, yeah, those look great, great. No. He's like, these are awful. He goes, what does he say? These are disgusting. These are disgusting. Oh, my God. Okay, this was funny. And also, I don't know, I probably would laugh, but I would also be very terrified. I was teaching my child how to toss a pancake, and I ended up hitting him on the head with the pan by accident. He reminds me and anyone else about it every year. And it's going into his wedding speech, apparently. He forgets everything else good I've done so far. I'm sure I did. I'm sure I did. But, yes, oh, my God. You know what's funny is I actually still do that when somebody is in my passenger seat, and I'm like, hold on, wait a minute. I always do it. That is actually 100% true. And, like, you look at, like, these car seats and stuff now that we have compared to, like, what our parents had. Yeah. I'm pretty sure ours was literally just, like, a bar. Yeah, a bar that went down. I don't even know if it strapped into the car like the ones now do. You're, like, toppling over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's so funny. Okay. This one is a parent fail for sure. My wife got a call from school once after she'd been to pick up our girls, asking if she'd forgotten anything. She said she didn't think so. They had to remind her that she had our 2-year-old son with her when she went to pick him up. That's, like, when you hear people do that at, like, a grocery store or something, and they have to go back and pick their kid up. Oh, my God, I would be mortified. 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