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A merchant sells high-quality meat, including dragon meat, but due to taxes, it's not popular. He offers a discount to a customer who ends up only wanting chicken. The customer doesn't have money and asks for it for free, upsetting the merchant. Welcome! We sell the finest cuts of meat in town. Everything from fresh beef to baby dragon tails. What would you like, young man? Sir, I might not have heard you correctly. Did you say dragon meat? Indeed I did. Although, due to dragon tax, not many people want to buy my stock. So, I'll tell you what I'm going to give you. A special one-time discount. I think I'll just have some chicken. Excellent choice, my friend. That will be one silver loop. Okay, let me take a look at my wallet. So, Mr. Merchant, it turns out I am out of money. Any chance I can have it for free? Are you trying to rob a heartbreaking man of his livelihood?

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