Marmite. Robert Vernon

If you're feeling down on Mondays, Marmite on toast could be the solution. It's been shown to help improve your mood and start the week off right. Call the Marmite helpline if you're experiencing a case of the Mondays. Are you experiencing a case of the Mondays? Do you suffer from a once weekly outbreak of sore personality, swollen mood or inflamed temper? Then Marmite on toast for breakfast could be the pseudo-scientific remedy you're looking for. It's proven to help families smash through the start of the week. To report a case of the Mondays, call the Marmite helpline on 0800-832-1835. 8 Mondays, no Marmite!