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The speaker welcomes the audience and introduces the topic of aliens. They mention a man named Whitley who claims to have had experiences with aliens, including receiving an alien brain chip and an alien probe. The speaker acknowledges that these claims are bold and suggests that Whitley's story provides evidence for his experiences. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Today we'll be talking about aliens. Welcome, welcome. Today we'll be talking about aliens. And I'm not talking about the little green men that walk around in the middle of... And I'm not talking about the little green men that waddle around your front porch late at night. Not that kidnap you in the middle of the night, take you to their spaceship, and then have their way with you. So you know, a little bit more grown up. But... And today we have a story by a man named Whitley something. And today we have a man named Whitley something. I'll put his name up here. But Whitley claims to have been taken by one of these purple creatures. And he claims two things happened to him while he was up there. One, he got a... One, he got an alien brain chip, so he has an alien chip in his head. One, he has an alien chip in his head, so... One, he has an alien chip in his head, so... Yeah, he's like really smart and... One, he has an alien chip in his head, so he's really smart and he could write these books because... One, he has an alien chip in his head, so because of that, he's really smart and he knows where the... One, he has an alien chip in his head and he's really smart and he knows where humanity should go and climate change and all these things. One, he has an alien chip in his head and he knows that humanity is going wrong and he's kind of like the ambassador to these aliens. And two, he got an alien probe up his butt. And two, he got an alien probe up his butt. If it was me, I probably wouldn't say that second one. Just keep it to that first one. You don't really need everybody to know that aliens were probing your butt looking for treasure. That's just me. But yeah, Whitley claims to have been... But yeah, these are... But yeah, Whitley claims to... But yeah, Whitley claims this has happened. But yeah, it's a pretty bold claim, you know? Both of them are. You know, but two... But yeah, two... Hmm... But yeah, they're both... But yeah, they're both pretty big claims, you know? Two extremes of... You know, but they're two... You know, but they're two pretty... You know, but they're two pretty bold claims, you know? So, they're two pretty bold claims. But yeah, there's two pretty bold claims. Any claims? Now, luckily for us... So yeah, he has two pretty big claims. But luckily for us... But yeah, he has two pretty big claims. But luckily for us, he also wrote a story. But yeah, it's two pretty big claims. And luckily for us, he actually documented it. And luckily for us, he actually documented everything. So, we have a story to go by. So, without further ado, let's just jump into it.