Session 4 - Sam

Okay, I'm recording. Ready. Okay. Bone. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's my reaction. I just want to have a look around and assess the situation and see if there's anything that I haven't noticed yet. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Wriggity, wriggity, wriggity, roll. So, hold on. Wait, we both got nat 20s. You got it? Oh, that's sick. So, that's me and Serafina, nat 20. Wait, what's your initiative modifier? It makes sense you would be a zero, I think. Well, paladins normally have pretty terrible initiative. Oh, okay. So, you're a five. Game changer. Okay. Whoa, that's crazy roll. We can't hear you anymore. No, we all did real reactions. I mean, I did a wriggity, wriggity roll. It's about as real as it gets. Well, I reacted the first time. I think it was fine. Yeah, I thought that was the point, yeah. You don't have to. I think that's... Yeah, everybody should say their rolls. We good? What's the lighting like and how far away are these guys? Okay, well, I'm going to... Okay, I'm going to try and hide. Well, if I'm dimly lit, I'm just going to try and kind of rush off to the side. Is there anything that I can use to hide? I already looked around. Is there sort of a column? Done. Okay. Okay, so I'm just going to... Let me take that one more time. All right, I'm going to run over and hide behind a nearby column. I guess technically it would be a bonus action, yeah. I'm using the bonus action version. That is a 23. Sorry, sorry, that's an 18. That's an 18. I... Okay, I'm going to go ahead and throw a sneak attack at one of these zombies. So raise my bow from behind the column and release. So I'll hit the one closest to me and that would be attack roll 24. 18. That's a short bow, but yeah, and then... Yeah, 18 damage total, 10 piercing plus 8 for the sneak attack. All right, that's my turn. Oh wait, I actually have an extra bonus action. I'm going to hide again. What? Yeah. I should have cunning action, right, for the thief subtype. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to hide again, and so I'll roll stealth one more time. Ooh, second stealth rolls only a 15. Okay, stealth. Okay. Okay. Okay. Ooh, point of clarification, are these undead? Okay. Undead can't be affected by sleep. Oh no, right, okay, cool. Okay. You just had to be a bard, didn't you? The Idaho falls asleep. Could you demonstrate for us? Actually, it was closer to 20, but who's counting? That's true, and he's the DM. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Nice. Either he's disconnected, or he's mastered the art of stillness. He's gone. That's true. All right, guys, well, I'll be taking over as DM. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I would love to roll a d6. Okay, I got a four. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, you want to treat us to a track? Okay. That was great. Right on. Bonus content, for sure, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now, hold on. Hold on, because one thing that I definitely know from last time is we all took a lot of hits to our health. I have one hit point left, so you might want to double check where you're at there. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, okay. Okay. We got biting, we got leather. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Not bad. Let's go. Wyatt for the win, let's go! Wyatt! Let's go! Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That's right. Let's go. Are we still grouped enough for this? Yeah, like, but Idaho, right, it's got a radius, but the question is, are we further than 20 feet apart? Because... Okay, yeah, so it gets us all. Now, do I get a roll for this? Is there no save? Ah, ah, no, I'm not asleep. I am not asleep, I am immune to being charmed, therefore I am not asleep. I just read the spell description. Yeah, fey ancestry, baby. Let's go. Okay. And I am currently hiding behind the pillar. I'm just trying to figure out... One second. Yeah. Okay. There's only one zombie left, right? Okay. All right, so I'm going to take a shot at that zombie. I think I'm attacking with advantage. Oh. Why am I... Why do I have disadvantage? Oh, okay, so just a regular attack. Okay, well, I'm going to take a shot at that zombie, and that would be an 11. Yeah. Damn. Okay, well, I'm going to use my bonus action. See, this is something I wasn't actually sure if I could do or not, but I think I should be able to shove with a bonus action, right? Okay. Yeah, it definitely is. Yeah, so I don't think that I have a good bonus action option that will wake anyone up, do I? I can't throw. Okay, I'm going to go wake up Serafina. I'm going to slap her in the face. I had to wake you up. I didn't have a choice. You're welcome. Get up. We have a fight. Let's go. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. This may not be hope. This may not be hope. Get up. Get up. Get up. 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