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Bad NFL QBs, NIL Deals, and resting NBA players

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Under everything. Yeah It's even the trading deadline He only played bridges so that he would get his minutes to qualify in his consecutive start Street because it's like 200 games Or something that or 150 games starting Street not start playing Street So he was healthy and he wanted to play so they checked him in for 12 minutes And then they took him out the rest of so they literally only put him in so that he could continue his Street And then he took him out. He didn't even start he didn't start they came on off the bench You get logged 12 minutes, and they took him out Resting press the rest of all their names at night, you know NBA rest you gotta rest every other night That's what the NBA does you gotta rest your players like your best players you play one night And then you play the next night like whoa No, that's just what the new rule thing You're not supposed to rest more than one star and everybody's doing it And I don't know if any of the teams are getting fine They're supposed to get fined if you start if you rest more than one of your superstar players on the same night You're supposed to get by and all these teams are doing it anyway They don't really give a shit. They're like we'll do it anyway That's what I mean And then all the betters were pissed because everybody's got the Cal and like normal parlays They think he's like playing a whole game doesn't start comes off the bench Like oh, did you get your work? I didn't get a sweat all right man You got enough minutes your street counts consecutive games played I get you that rest at eight months off For the season started. We gotta get to that rest you guys if your boss give up midweek It's just like yo, bro. You've been logging a lot of hours Monday and Tuesday I'm just gonna give you Wednesday off right so we don't burn you out for the rest of weeks We just need you Wednesday off you back Thursday. You know what we'll put you probable for Friday as well You know just to end the week Life I mean, that's exactly what it is. I mean you don't go to work in the coach your boss Oh, man, you're working too hard You've been going after that pencil and paper even send that emails out late hardcore, so we're gonna rest you up Wednesday Come on in to work. You know sit in a break room watch TV on your phone or something Get your aid in you know give you eight hours pay come back Thursday But you start line up Thursday hammer out them emails, and maybe you'll be questionable going into Friday's injury report NBA he makes all these rules the in season tournament was kind of cool You had too many rules to know what the hell like how the scheduling works for it one time the Celtics ran up the score Yeah Just do it by record doesn't know we had to incorporate points like hookers like oh we have to win by 24 tonight in order to make it to the next round or something like that I forget what it was but they had to score a certain amount of points in order to qualify I said why it should just be who beat who and the record can go on if you got tied records You got to go to something so points or whatever there's got to be some sort of tiebreaker But no Lakers yeah, they killed Charlotte last night Oh All right, so you got So that's you got the Chiefs. They got Papa homes. Okay great Raiders got April Connell. It's a rookie quarterback, right? I'd say there's three tiers You got Josh Allen my home to Jalen Hurt Brock hurt Brock Purdy, then you go. I mean you still got Lamar Jackson there, too All right, I mean we're not it's not much better Lamar when you game Rush for 40 this season. He hasn't been injury-prone You Just looking at this quick the NFC just because I have the teams in front of me the NFC probably only has like Four good quarterbacks out of the entire NFC So I got the NFC in front of me. So you got Jalen Hurts. That's being is he a good quarterback, or can he run? All right, so you give Jalen Hurts a nod you got Dak Prescott. There's two Giants commanders that You got the 49ers there's Purdy the Rams Who's the Rams quarterback not gone Baker he's playing decent. Who is it Baker me? No, that's a Buccaneers The rattles Stafford. That's that who's like 42. He's getting up there. He's he's still playing So, all right, so you got Purdy Stafford Dak hurts Seahawks Oh, yeah Honestly Seneca Wallace Seneca Wallace ten years ago And that's one point I'm making you know, okay Gino Smith All right, I was gonna say that's the point I'm making if we don't know their fucking name. He ain't all-star quarterback He's a pro baller So, all right, so Gino Cardinals can't throw Kyler Murray. He hasn't played in two years. He's terrible You can't put Kyle Murray in there. You got the Lions. Jared Goff is finally having a good year Vikings they got nobody Kurt Kurt cousins. I mean Sorry, when he's when he's playing we'll give you a Kirk cousins, but not he's not playing They're going to some guys never played this weekend Nick Mullins Nick I think that's Nick Mullins is playing this weekend for the fucking like Packers that Jordan love loves to play better as of the last few weeks bears just the field He could be slash just play wide receiver Flip quick outs run draw plays for the guy But he gets one Make them your backup make them a starting line out and your backup quarterback Cuz he would be a solid number two guy if your number one guy got hurt either guy to come in for two three games He would get you by he would do some things He would look real good for two three weeks and he'd go back to the bench because he's not an everyday starter You put Justin Fields on San Francisco. They're winning the next five years Super Bowl their five-year chance They got a DJ more Half the time that's what concerns me That's what the quarterback like what he actually has to drop back and pass and make a guy hit a guy in a route He's not very accurate But when he scrambles around and then the play gets all It's in your backyard Sandbox shit, then he gets dangerous because then he could scramble that it can hit a guy who's broke from a route to come get the ball But if he's got a hit a guy in a row on a certain play and he's gonna check it down three times And I don't think he makes the running back. He doesn't make me the second level Yeah Same thing with the Panthers there. They got the rookie quarterback Bryce young And he gets act like a hundred times a game What do you say we need three and a half seconds throw the football and now he gets about a half a second He goes hike and he starts running for its life But again, so the Panthers no quarterback the Saints fuck Derek Carr, I hate their car He's a first-round quarterback Exactly Falcons Desmond Ritter Baker Mayfield is playing better. He's not a fucking He's a ham and egger. He's not an all-star guy. He can have good shoes Tom Brady I Mean when you start I start with the Browns, I guess the Browns didn't have anybody So if you put Baker Mayfield now On the current Browns roster getting busy. It's is he better than Joe Flacco? You take Mayfield over Flacco even the way Flacco's playing right now. I don't know I'd say Flacco's just own it fools right now 304 straight nobody prepared Everybody's like we don't got a book on this guy. There's no scouting report. Where did that come from? He's bagging groceries a week. It was playing Legos with his daughter on Instagram. He's out here trashing us He made a Mari Cooper look great. My Mari has like three Two hundred fifty six yards They're the only four players in NFL history to have a receiving game over 240 yards four people ever is a Mari Cooper is one of them for that's insane. He's up there with like Calvin Johnson You don't put Calvin Johnson and Mari Cooper in the same lake sport It gets Matthew Stafford was throwing that Calvin Johnson You think a lot of Matthew Stafford stuffers are fucking boosted up just right there you go go get it 6'11 with a 40-foot broad jump Yeah, he makes Stafford look like a yeah, he got Stafford's contracts like in the future because it made him look so good look at Purchase The Rams had everything they needed they just needed a good quarterback He's sorry not to lose the game. They needed Trent Dilfer. That's that's How do you be like the talk of the Holy Four wide receivers that were like Tyreek Hill back then and Marshall Falk is his running back Yeah, remember that guy. Yeah, Marshall Falk was like unreal There's a lot of guys running back to just like it played over in history Marshall Fox one I'm not Adrian Pearson. Who's the guy? For the Chargers there the Damien Tomlinson Holy cow that guy who like invented like scat back and doing all the shit like there's no running back You don't like that Teams Always have the same luck having a good quarterback They have one good quarterback for 12 years, and then they just find another one for another 15 years Like how the fuck Raiders haven't had a household name since Rich Dannon And he was a career backup until he ended up in certain Raiders how the hell that happened I even laughed when he went there I was like what are they run a bunch of naked bootlegs because the only time you ever see them play was when the Chiefs were Beating the Raiders so bad the backup quarterback Rich Dannon came in and ran naked bootlegs up and around scat back Second and gold right around the horn there Now he's MVP of the league and he had Tim Brown Jerry Rice Charlie Garner I was looking at that team the other day that he was loaded the Raiders were loaded for so many years The one year they were in a playoff run and the love the receiving court They had And Rocky at the same year Yeah, but they didn't have a quarterback that year did hot that love Yeah, he's a date What a Super Bowl Giants the one start or whatever, but he was average at best. They didn't always have average Except they get a tough nose. Yeah, it's definitely always had average quarterback always late Through the history time Todd Marinovich, he's in cocaine in his backyard. They even know his name Down in Florida Random person's backyard naked and they called the cops on This guy it'll be a Todd Marinovich. He's all fucked up drugged out on cocaine bunch of shit He's just like naked in some random person's backyard. I'm in jail. That's true story That was a Raiders quarterback We've had big sevens who is 49 years old How many shitty quarterbacks as they draft I can't even remember right now Alex balance right Jamarcus tuck in Russell. Yeah, that was a oh man, dude We have the same way with the Suns and they blow that number one pick to eight and says Don chicks Oh 24 24 So he's been beasted in the Euroleague at 13 He's 24 He's gonna break every fucking LeBron record that was out there if someone can break this point this He's been scoring over 30 since he came into the league and what do you think in at 18? It's been a league six years just like LeBron I'd love to see what 24 old Lucas points and 24 year old LeBron's points are side-by-side And he's got that like dad He's not like a muscle freak right take a hit He can get one you can just lay in you with that dad strength if he needs right, right? He's got that yoke in his body, okay, right, you don't get the same workout, right? I got the same coach don't get banged up, but they're not killing their joint too much Yo, kick his shovel and shit on his farm in the offseason and Lucas probably like backpacking through the fucking Himalayas and shit Neither one of our extenuous friggin workout plans coffee and biscuit in the morning and go scout the mountains at night time here Oh Lucas cash, I think he's a prop his points that over in 12 straight And they keep bumping it up. They used to be Luka was right at 30 and a half That was his number every Christmas was like 37 50 that's the thing. They keep bumping it up. It keeps going over it. It's 50 points at Christmas I don't even think that you could have like Moved the slider up to 50 be like, yeah, I think Lucas gonna have 50 night. Oh, I don't think you could have slid it up that I Mean what's 50 points on Luke the payout? Yeah, probably you should be like plus a thousand guy drops 50 and being dropped 50 the other night If if you want or something like that if you wanted 20 That's a man's number 51 to 20 some date DeAndre Aiton will never see if he doesn't have no fucking aggressiveness Except when you bet on them Well, you gotta do y'all really about seven and a half rebounds plus or minus, right? Yeah, he's one night He had 14. He's good for like 13 points eight rebounds every night That's your number one picking a draft 13 points eight rebounds. What's the number two picking that year's draft do it? 35 points a game eight rebounds eight eight assists accounts for 98% of your team's offense making household names out of guys like I Couldn't even tell you who's else on the fucking Mavericks outside him. Oh, yeah They got Kyrie on the bench still my man Kyrie never plays Yeah, tweak something a toenail or an eyelash or something so he'll be out like a couple of weeks two weeks already I think I Hate Kyrie. I'm gonna announce it right now. I hate Kyrie Irving ever since he sat a prime time ABC game against it was peak is literally peak Warriors team against this must be a fully loaded Brooklyn team where they have I read Durant and all this was before time No I wish I could track every player in when they play and then how often they sit And then they they put the goddamn injury report out right before tip like literally right before tip So you don't know who the fuck is it? Oh, so it's questionable. Jimmy Jimmy Butler's been questionable for like five games We don't fuck the motherfucker gonna play five games questionable. Dude. What did you do? You played 25 games this year, that's it Yeah, did I play coach I had I had Everybody on the roster wouldn't be playing Like that Shaq treatment when Shaq got older Shaq's like fuck man. I want to play from October to December. I'm hurt coach CFD all-star break and then he turned it on for like 30 and 15 from January to 21 the title I don't know What he's biggest guy out there Everybody's claiming. Oh Shaq takes a beat every night. How's that possible? That's building a brick shit house. The band's 350 pounds seven to it could jump look out below Y'all Ming's the only guy to ever fucking eat his lunch That's because he's seven I think it's seven seven white guy to be checked out From a different country Take a seven seven white guy from a completely different country and nationality to give Shaq a taste of his medicine So it was like literally like one in like 20 billion. There's the only person that could take Shaq out And they found him One guy that could beat Shaq there's only one I ran the numbers with dr. Strange There's only one. It's like one possible outcome here. Yeah, man Now you see all these like you see all these string being huge tall young kids like in college that are like abnormally I'm normally called like seven nine Yeah, whatever that fucking dude like you feel like he takes one anything He's gonna break the elbows gonna break his arms gonna break something could break like block his shot and break his wrist Oh, yeah I don't care. He's gonna bulk up. You don't bulk up eight feet tall like you just don't I mean 74 and he's a One of those guys that will fill out cuz he looks like you got that body I feel like you'll fill out to it, but somebody's other guys. They look like the Should be in the hospital Something like Webby is gonna be literally Webby and Chet and that's pretty big too He's like seven two seven three, and they're both dribbling between her legs. Is this the new like the new breed? It's like the new Giannis like when Giannis started making that cool. It means six Hey look what I can do at six ten. You know the six ten point guard. Yeah, I'm seven four point guard When we had eight blocks the other day Hey, nobody has eight blocks in the game. I know he plays defense I know he has eight blocks in the game when you're seven four you block everybody They showed a still frame of him like trying to block KD like KD went up for a jump shot It like he was just like all over 80s 610 They go for jump shot Webby 7-4 didn't look like a frickin high schooler going out the way up there Yeah, I'll block you my armpit Dude jumps for the free throw line. He blocks your three-point like in any direction Any of those lanes from the box to the free throw he jumps He'll get you three-pointer seven four you gotta run a start one foot Some guy did Squander it back in the front row. It just looks like like that Kenny Omega did when he didn't get the penny What the hell? What was that? Like that that ball was up But how did he he blocked it from like three feet out of my hands? It was still on the way up like like I shot it and then he was way up there in the air And then he knocked it away. It wasn't like it was still my hands. I just released it. No I released the ball I was watching it, and then he just swatted it the other fucking way after it was three feet out of my fucking hand That's weird The Bryant Petrified look what is this you don't know what that was? He's six ten six eight six nine six ten who just literally like doinked over him like a grade schooler. Excuse me, sir I gotta put this in the hoop real quick. I'll see you down there. Oh Duncan on people Listen to coach like I guess I have to retire that was that look because if I have to guard this guy just I'm gonna be a farmer Go to the plantations. I'm gonna start a tree farm. I Have to guard Wesley every night. I might as well just quit the NBA right now Or at least they should just make that a game show like if you could stop Wendy's for like one play He put any money against though And it just run through fools for 30 minutes like a game show just let me just dunk in on random frickin guys that think They got game just off the street It'll give you ten grand if you can stop him on one play you seven four you just jump shot over any time he wants Don't worry about you stop once I Would love that game show, but Wendy would have to be mean about it He'd have to be like bumping him down and just literally like running him over like little kids Oh, I just stepped over that guy like that guy's five six I just bloop would just step over you literally can go if he's seven that fuck it's all a guy five four Literally could probably walk right underneath his crotch Could use his fucking dick as a goddamn umbrella. Excuse me. Do you need that sir? It's raining out What's he doing Generational player the Spurs I already see how they're that bad. I I think Popovich has got something else going on. I think he's got some sort of Like when he knew how to get Tim Duncan And then the Spurs had an injured David Robinson And so they kind of went into the non-tank tank that year when Robins they had a fully loaded team and everybody was hurt So they just kept everybody out that whole year and they ended up winning all of the lotto pick and over Boston Boston had the worst record that year for Boston and they lost the lotto to the Spurs He was supposed to be like the eighth pick that year And the Spurs end up winning the lottery with ping-pong balls, and they got the first pick Because that's how they did the thing, you know, however, you finish that's my ping-pong balls You got and then they would do the fucking thing. They have everything you said the representatives there Picking number 10 is this team. Well Spurs didn't have that many balls in the thing They pulled number one and Boston had the worst record had the most and they ended up with like number two or number three So the Spurs ended up getting Tim Duncan Because they ended up winning the NBA lottery literally winning the lottery which they should have the eighth pick They jump right up the one they grabbed him Duncan and the next year They ran it back with a healthy David Robinson a healthy Avery Johnson a fucking Tim Duncan Who's five years senior out of fucking Wake Forest, and then they just started building the fucking people around them That's when they started drafting the fucking the Tony Parker's in the Mount of Genoblees Fortress Always that's why you're wondering everybody's like this is a great coach Baby pop is making sure that they don't win more than 15 games this year Maybe pops making sure that he knows he's got Wendy. You know, he's got his Tim Duncan. He's right, right? He gets one more really high-end Draft pick in there and then a free agent or two to fill in the bench the next year is first to win 15 games It went four to five Cuz when you got a guy like Wendy that's going 20 10 almost every night now In his first year and he doesn't even know what he's doing He's doing this just because I'm bigger and more athletic and I like What you understand the little nuances of having you can wiggle guys around screen Switch on a better player Pop is gonna just run that shit. So I've got to all the things like even with Wendy's like take a little rest here I want you to break your leg Right, right He's a young kid, I'd be 19 this kid like to play four games a night It was the biggest guy on the court every every is brutal man He's young you have these seven four he comes in the slender man Halloween. I guess worried about his minutes already now I know pops making sure that they get a fucking as many ping-pong balls possible and they preserve Wendy for next year And then you get a couple of free agent fucking Halfway good guys to go along with your newly number two number three pick that hopefully pans out That's why these guys are drafted overseas now. They're getting guys are playing professionally the younger They don't know what these fucking college kids are gonna turn out to be And at least you're getting them professionally like season two you're not getting them out of college Like at least they know how to like hang out with the adults, you know, put themselves in the league So these college kids now like I was thinking about earlier like I don't even know what a mill deal is So he in mill deals if he comes back to Ohio State next year He'll probably make more. He'll make like 23 or 24 million a million million 23 24 million in the mill deal in one year next year. He goes back to Ohio State That's that's guaranteed if he goes back to Ohio State for another year With mills, he has a 23 24 million dollar deal Let me put it perspective. It's father Marvin Harrison senior play in the NFL for how many years superstar right Marvin Harrison senior He didn't make 24 million his entire NFL career Combined Because they didn't pay that much back then he was probably signing three years If that he's probably signing like, you know, eight million dollar deal They were stopped the article I read was saying that he never his father Oh, no, no in a year in a year father never made that kind of money in a year It is higher NFL career. Yeah guys making 40 50 60 70 million dollars a year in the NFL his father who's Yeah, yeah, I guess a father who's a Marvin Harrison all a Hall of Famer. No, but he was really good. He may not be a Hall of Famer. He's really good He's right up there He got injured a lot like Career Like he made wide receivers who was Reggie Wade Nobody until like he had paid many like Peyton Manning makes guys I'd say he's not No way Yeah, that was kind of like yeah, you're probably right Harrison didn't have a lot more like bigger plays He had a lot of hundred-yard receiving games a lot of hundred-yard receiving games But he was injured a lot in the back end of his career He missed a lot like if you say the last five years He missed a lot of games the last five years that would hurt because he didn't catch the yards that by all those games Thus the emergence of Reggie Wayne Marvin Harrison Got hurt the play no more Now his kid makes 23 million if he plays college football for what more College but the injury Oh my god, he'd be done by he was already given true, but he was already hurt how many times this season Was he hurt? Oh, yeah, yeah, he did this Actually got to see what he was playing What what he played He stands out So he's missing his NFL window if he gets hurt Yeah, I just don't think he's gonna make as much Four years Five million four years Minimum minimum unless he's like the number one or number two pick or something like that I think those guys get guaranteed like 20 million dollar bonuses to 30 million dollar bonuses or something like that or something If you're in a top five, it's like tiered if you're a top five you get X amount of bonus top 10 or something So if he ends up there, he'll get a little bit of guaranteed bonus money, but he's not gonna get all like Just kind of like have a couple of games Hurts, you know, it's a bowl game. You gotta sit out anyway. Oh You just pocketed 23 million. You're running through college chicks But he's in a dorm room for a whole not a year. They all know he's going pro the next year They all know that he's got a lined up down the hallway all these new study partners Study partner sleepover study partners this fucking guy He's gonna be the king of a fucking world in Ohio next year What would you do in college with 23 million dollars, dude? I know after college. That's it. I'm not playing in the NFL I'm not doing shit, dude. Fuck the NFL. I just made 24 million dollars my senior year junior year in college Same with the women basketball players LSU check was making like 50 mil this year. Oh What's her name Asia? Oh, I was looking at the gymnast Olivia Dune done What are you kidding me right now, oh my god No, she's like a fucking she's literally Not to be offensive, but she's literally just a pretty face who got really famous because she's super fucking hot in late now She's like that's her. She's got like 8 million followers Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Olivia like done DUNE So she was literally at a hockey game I've been like last night and she's like tweeting out put me in coach with a little face and a half fucking shirt on It's just like this chick's like 19. She's probably got 8 million followers on her social media accounts They got everybody in the world. It's probably all these dirty nasty old beds. They're like, oh look at this young girl Yeah And then like my six old friends, so we're all like I'd love to see like the aggregate age of her followers I'm sure it's probably like 35 like the majority of it, you know, it's all male There's probably like I say 20% maybe 10% female that are following her, you know, come on What is she did? She did nothing dude. She did nothing. She gets millions of fucking dollars now Millions of dollars Yeah It's gotta come up all over just put in Google Okay, yeah LSU gymnast Yeah, you know why she gotta do it she ain't gonna do shit, right She doesn't even have the gymnast now. Oh, she doesn't do anything She's made it she can drop out school she can get her Beverly Hills fucking dancing she can get her No, she was a college student and then got famous from social media because of her This all happened after her fame dude, like she was just an LSU gymnast and then they realized oh She's a really pretty girl. And next thing, you know, like her face. It's just like caught fire everywhere She's got a million ten million followers, however many followers she has on whatever accounts, I don't know how that works She's got all this shit. Was she a good gym? I don't fucking know Like that's the other thing. There's probably like a thousand other better gymnasts out there. But since she looks like that She has now made it. That's all you have to do man. So She's in all the sports shit like and then like your phone is always listening So what's it? Here's a name or you're like, who's that? You look it up and then it forever like remembers cuz your phone's like algorithm is programmed to remember everything you do You said LSU college, there's two girls in LSU that are making multi-billion dollars and they're not even getting paid for the university That's just shit they're doing on the side Yeah, it's good. Yeah, the college kids should get paid but like That much everyone's making money. Oh, holy shit I there's no incentive to be a pro athlete if you can make twenty three million dollars in college and then you're like, I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't know In college There's an ex-wrestler and uh a ufc women's ufc They're doing like a crossover on only fans Well, literally they're only doing the crossover because one was a pretty ufc fighter and the other one was a pretty like Wwe girl and they're like, hey, we can do only fans together. Think about how much money we'll get and they're like, fuck Yeah, and then they go I made more money doing this than I ever did fighting ever Why did I ever get punched in the face when I could just take my clothes off and post for a few pictures? And think four times as much It's crazy I'm gonna start doing bikini pictures and post them online. I'm getting 9 million followers People stole my idea. I should have done that when I was in college Hanging outside the southern new hampshire university dorm room my underwear you guys like what you see You like this little booty shorts Go to fucking classes apparently Open toe shoes belly shirt and fucking my thong hanging out the back of my shorts. That sounds about like great. That's something about it Yeah That's that's how the world works now Kids dude 23 million dollars Harrison can make i'm opening up like a dunk of donuts i'm doing the diversified all that money, but 15 million of it do you put 15 million of 23 million away and that still leaves you with eight million dollars To do whatever the fuck you want. All right, i'll go buy a house and go buy fucking 20 acres. No neighbors i'll go buy a little car and You can do everything The millions of dollars in your bank just pays you interest. You've got a job You don't have to do shit the rest of your life dude is done. He's done. You can't even buy booze I don't know Either can the other chick elena don't let him legally buy alcohol I bet she was up in them clubs that same girl that was uh, hanging out with josh giddy was You know, she's probably 18 19 hanging out in a 21 year old only bar but they let her in because she's a celeb And she's probably drinking. Oh, oh, absolutely. Absolutely or the bouncer or the bouncer You look good in that go on in girl Doesn't know she's 14 You know She's got a fake id to say she's 21 Shows it to a guy from australia who doesn't really know what a fucking an id was supposed to look like You know probably doesn't have anything. It probably just you know made of fucking clay and shit. Oh, yeah, I see It's got the yep. It's got a date there. Yeah. Okay. How old are you again? I'm 21. Oh, that's great I'm gonna fuck somebody tonight 14 year old 16 year old Come on These fucking guys getting checking ids girls want to just get that money, man They can't get it being a gymnast or a basketball player or through their nil deals It makes you wonder like how many other girls even on the lsu campus just go to the dorm room Just start pulling them out. Oh, are you a pretty face? You're a little prettier. You're a little prettier. How would you girls like to have your own show? All you gotta do is just take some pictures post them online and it started off with the girls going wild Those girls just weren't getting paid That's exactly what they're doing now. There's girls gone wild and we were like Teenagers and now this is the new girls gone wild, but they think it's like sophisticated version of it again Might sign a little contract Oh, i'm not getting fully naked. I'm just showing everything but my nipple and the shit coming out of my ass Like that's i'm showing everything else. But that you know, I can show you everything else But those parts exclusively But you know, oh no, it's because it's not derogatory. I'm not selling my body, you know, that's not selling my body It's like it makes me feel confident about myself. That's why I do it. It's for confidence like bitch Don't even try it you want the money Just say I love showing my tits and ass and getting fucking paid top dollar for it. That's all it is. Just come out and say it It's fucking marvin harrison, he's gonna say why would I go to the nfl you guys are fucking Idiots, I got it. I got a new deal in place to play 10 games next year and be done by thanksgiving Thanksgiving i'm done 23. I gotta play what a one game in august Four games in september Be hurt for half the games in october season's over He needs to sit down with pops to be like yo pops is in prison. Oh, here's the seniors in prison Oh, I didn't know that Oh, did he? Yeah, I missed that whole thing. Oh, man. I don't know Out the loop he shot a man. He shot a man in reno just to watch him die I see I see the comedian the other night. He's talking about He goes he just sits up on stage. He's like famous football players and then he goes That may or may have not committed murders Oh And he's asking the crowd to start dating people and people are Oj like the first one Oj, it's like lj is easy and he goes great, right? We don't know There's a lot of them guys man You never know when these guys get money like that who they got hush money pay dude fucking In you know, you could have killed a man or a hooker or something you gotta bury a body somewhere Who are you calling to call some connected mom guys? They're gonna be like, all right, pal. Here's the deal I'm gonna make sure this never you never have to worry about this ever The only thing you need to do is in the next football game The next time you throw the ball or have to catch the ball or run the ball you give it to the other team That's all that's all i'm asking you to do and you do that for like the next two games Just keep doing that and he's like and then we're straight i'll take care of this little death there you do a little That was like remember neil o'donnell He that was what happened to him Steelers, okay way back in the late 90s. Wait, what happened to neil o'donnell? Was in such debt to bookie gamblers Like lots of debts like we're talking like no way he can get out of it type debt Like he's like half a million or something like that and he's realizing that there's you know He's made football money, but he half a mil hurts like he's just out of pocket And so, uh, there's no way he can get off the bookies books with how much he owes them So we're in a street is the bookies told him like we're gonna wipe your debt clean But in order for us to wipe your debt clean In the super bowl against the cowboys and you remember the super bowl remember the larry brown super bowl What is this like 99 I think maybe 99 98 Remember you remember because larry brown was the dallas defensive back who had like two interceptions or one for a touchdown Or he may even have two interceptions for touchdown Both interceptions were thrown right to him by neil o'donnell Because he was told by whoever on your first two times you touch the ball. You're to throw it to the other team And that's exactly what happened that game first play first drive first Yeah, first two times the steelers got the ball like he ended up throwing the ball to the other team They may not have been on back-to-back plays on them first two drives He ended up throwing the ball to the same guy On very highly questionable throws like larry brown was way too fucking open dude and in a way Neil o'donnell gave larry brown the best gift of his life. He was a super bowl mvp He became a free agent and who signed him our raiders signed larry brown to a huge like two-year 40 And 40 million dollars is like 99 or 2000. That's a lot of money, right? Was he good? Terrible He's terrible. He got burned like every week. It's just he looked good with two picks in the super bowl mvp Then went back Meanwhile, neil o'donnell has to throw to save his family from being murdered because he owes fucking bookies like a million dollars Was that super bowl close? I don't remember. I think it was actually pretty close even with pixie Like that was his that was a jerome bettis That was neil o'donnell jerome bettis. Um I don't know if it was heinz word. Maybe somebody else steelers were loaded though If I got to go back and look at the roster, that's flash and shit Like cordell, but he made them wide out but neil o'donnell was a quarterback. So then in 98 I know it was late 90s Charlie or no, it's one of them super bowls that the cowboys ended up winning In the late 90s, didn't they win like back-to-back super bowls or something like that? Cowboys or steelers Superbowl Did he write a book about that the qb it came out by like some of the mob guys like late dad like little story Is it 90 96 so it was before it was before cordell era because even it was I thought it was late 90s It was 1996 But larry brown, yeah, yeah, it was 96 96 super bowl the 96 super bowl See Larry brown, look at the first name that pops up in the search larry brown He played for the dallas cowboys and the oakland raiders he was named mvp of the super bowl super bowl 30 xxx And then that was it they just disappeared man garbage before and after He played a little while for the vikings and then he went back to the cowboys at 98. That was it. He was done He was a wow. He's a three-time super bowl champion fucking larry brown And neil o'donnell was like I gotta get off this book. He's betless Just got here you go. Catch it. Please catch it. I can't keep making him look this bad

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