script big mac

One evening in New Zealand, there lived a hungry girl. I'm hungry. I want a Big Mac. I'll just order one. No fat shaming. Mmm, McDonald's. Ah, there's a rat in my Big Mac. The girl got really mad, and so she drank ten Red Bulls to give her wings. She flew high up in the sky. The car was driving, and so the girl, the car hit the girl, and they both flew into the lake. The moral of the story is not to fat shame, and instead be nice to others. Okay, that was good.