Week 9 Podcast

Noah and Dentine Thomas discuss the current state of D1 in the 6410 radio podcast show Pork Pod edition. They are surprised to see some strong teams like Tucker Lyons, High Kites, and Spears struggling in the rankings. They preview the upcoming matchups and make predictions for each game. They also discuss the trade activity in the league and talk about the underperforming teams. They end the podcast by highlighting the Game of the Week between the Miller Killers and the Drew Tang Clan. Hey, welcome to the 6410 radio podcast show Pork Pod edition. This is Dentine Thomas here with Noah No More Shit Thomas, aka King of the Pork Pod. How are you doing tonight, Noah? I'm doing good, can't complain, happy to be here, happy to have a podcast back. Finally, you wanted it, you asked for it, and we're delivering. We are gonna give it to you, right in the ear hole, and we got everything right in front of us right now to do it. I know you guys thought we were full of shit, but we do love you guys, we miss you Matt, we miss you Josh. We want you back, but until you're back, we're the best you got. So, if it sucks, sorry, but better than nothing. So, we're just gonna do a high level show here. We're gonna start with D1, then go to D2, then go to D3. Noah, how's D1 looking? What's surprising right now? I gotta say, there's a lot of surprises. There's a lot of talk that I wasn't gonna be able to come in and actually handle it, but a lot of the people that were talking, Tucker Lyons, 2 and 6. High Kites, 2 and 6. High Kites, controversial. They're scoring more than I am, and they have a worse record. You hate to see it. Spears, 2 and 6. Three great teams, they might bring it around, but there's no telling. Yeah, that is very surprising to me to see. Three perennial contenders kind of pulling up at the bottom. What are we seeing with those teams? I'm gonna click in. Let's take a look here. High Kites, looks like they might be getting hit by the bipocalypse a little bit. Ah, but we'll cover it when we get into it. Just really wanting to see what everybody's feeling here in D1. Got a couple 6 and 2 teams, about three 5 and 3 teams. There's a few 4 and 4. 3, 2, and 6. It's really anybody's league still. Eight-team playoff, anything can still happen. Who is Big Dick Daddy? That is Pleasure's mom, I'm pretty sure. No, that's not Jeannie. That's not Jeannie. I don't know. That can't be Jeannie, right? No, Jeannie's Chi-Town Hills. Chi-Town Hills, okay. Yeah, that's Drew Tang Clan as Big Dick Daddy. Sorry, Jeannie, if you're listening. You are not the Big Dick Daddy that we wanted you to be. Oh, this is outstanding. Off to a great start. Well, I tell you what. We're gonna go ahead and jump into these matchups for D1. And the first one up here is Injured Reserve at 3 and 5 against the Cheapseeds, also at 3 and 5. See if there's anything fun going on in this matchup. Got some Garner Minshew action going on at the top. You got Injured Reserve favored, 95 to 92 against the Cheapseeds. Got Minshew, got some Bijon, got some Pollard action for Injured Reserve. Got Dak Prescott, Derek Henry. Banged up Drumford. These teams are looking pretty even across the board except for the quarterback position. Keith Higgins against DK Metcalf. Goddard versus Thomas. Definitely an upside on tight end one way. I feel like Injured Reserve is gonna win this one. Yeah, even though he's starting Garner Minshew, he's a scrappy dude with a cool mustache. So I think I'm also gonna lean Injured Reserve with this matchup this week. You put it on the books. Alright, and then our next matchup could be a game of the week contender. It was close. It was close. It's me versus the Elevator Man. Sling and Fork versus the Elevator Man. Got two great quarterbacks starting us out. Josh Allen versus Patrick Mahomes. Could be anybody's week. Next we got Austin Eckler and Stevenson. And then Pierce versus Moss. Moss has been pretty darn good. Pierce has been a little bit depressing this year. This matchup's going back and forth down the roster. It's a little five-week apocalypse going on here, John. Let's see, I really hate Ramondre Stevenson, but I think I hate Damian Pierce just as much. Tyreek Hill was a big swing over Godwin. Thielen, I think, has maybe got the edge on Pickens. Dalton Kincaid Hawkinson could be a coin toss with the new quarterback in Minnesota. We got a couple Q tags. I'm gonna lean Elevator Man by just a smidge here. I think the 107 to 100 projections is pretty darn close. I've got to stick with myself here. I've been projected low every game, and I somehow pull it off. So I'm hoping it'll happen again this week. He's hoping to sling the pork one more time. The next matchup, we got the Pledgeville High Kites versus the 5-3 Junkyard Dogs. Josh Pledger is at 2-6 right now. No mo' shit. How we feeling about Pledge's roster? Is it as bad as the record's saying? No, I think the 2-6 is a lot worse than his team actually is. He's probably been the most active with trades. It doesn't really feel like anybody's biting him. I feel like a lot of people are afraid to trade with Pledge, especially after all the controversy last year and maybe even the year before. So I think everybody's just kind of let him sulk in whatever he is, and a lot of teams are getting lucky to beat him, it seems like. Yeah, the plester is not one to be fucked with on the trade front, I'll tell you that. Let me take a look at this matchup here. We've got Jalen Hurts, James Cook, Gus Edwards, Olave, Tank, Dell, and Joku, Singletary for Pledge. And then we've got Tua, White, Taylor, Addison, Puka, Taysom Hill for the Junkyard Dogs. I'm leaning to the high kites here. There are so many question marks with what the Vikings have got going on with Addison. Is Stafford going to be thrown on IR for Puka? Taysom Hill just lost all of his reception share with Juwan Johnson coming back. There's a lot of question marks over here. And Dell could always drop two touchdowns just like early Tyreek days, too. But you've got to think Taysom Hill could just get two rushing touchdowns again, too, so it really is anybody's game. It's hard to believe with Kamara being as hot as he is right now. I'm putting my stake on the high kites this week, John. I'm going to go with the Pledge Bowl high kites here. They're going to get to three and six. They're going to hope to turn their season around. They need this one. All right, next we've got Tucker Football Lions versus Forte Inch Ditka. Matt, if you're listening to this, I hope you are. It's been a tough season. It's been a tough season. But I've seen people come back from worse. You've just got to make a trade, Matt. You've got to turn things around because you don't have a whole lot going for you right now, bud. You've got to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and use your commissioner know-how to get a couple wins under your belt. But let's take a look at this matchup. Let's see if the 88-93 projection in favor of Forte Inch Ditka, the Chi-Town Hustle. And we've got the Lions here with C.J. Stroud, Cam Akers, Zeke, Jamar Chase, Devante Smith, Kyle Pitts, Mike Evans. This really isn't a terrible roster. Weak at running backs, sure, but I don't hate what's going on. Let's see what Jeannie's got going on. Herbert, Kareem Hunt, Brees Hall, Deontay Johnson, Zay Flowers. It's almost kind of a bizarro world reverse matchup of a team with good running backs and bad wide receivers and a team with good wide receivers and bad running backs. And both teams have two tight ends. They can put up big numbers at any week, so. Yeah, I like the Nico Collins matchup. Mark Andrews is still damn good, and Falcon's head coach has second-string tight ends throwing to third-string tight ends in the red zone, so I don't know what the fuck is going on with Kyle Pitts. Well, they are starting Heineken now, so as Hutton knows, they're going to be a better team. Oh, we can only hope. I'm leaning Jeannie this week just because Mark Andrews. I think Jeannie's going to get it done. Her weak spots are just a little bit better than the weak spots that Matt got for me personally. And I think it's going to be probably closer to 107 for Jeannie, and I think Matt will get maybe 93. Well, maybe the power of the four-time dime will overcome this bullshit. Rooting for you, Matt. Rooting for you. All right, and then we're going to go to blood, sweat, and beers versus the L.A. underachievers, and they both do seem to be underachieving this season, John. How are we feeling about Hutton's team? This is two seasons in a row of Powerhouse being kind of a disappointment. Yeah, and if you look at the roster, it's like at the start of the season, every bit of his team was supposed to just be amazing. This week, he looks great. I think this could be a week that he turns around, but you look at the other side, we've got a Matt Stafford still starting, Cooper Cupp. I don't think Stafford's going to play, but that could also be a good stack if that goes around, A.J. Brown, Pacheco, Kamara. He's going to have a tough week, but I think his team isn't. His team's up for the challenge, but I think it's definitely going to be tougher for him this week. He really needs it to get to three and six, though. Hutton's team's pretty scary this week. I think he might be coming back around. I think I'm going to be riding with the beers this week over the underachievers, John. Matt Stafford's probably going to the IR. Cooper Cupp's been an absolute disappointment. Isaiah Pacheco turned back into a pumpkin. I think we're just Keenan Allen against the Jets. A.J. Brown against the Cowboys. I'm not a believer here. Yeah, I think I'm going to go with the beers this week. I think they really need the win. He's going to try his best to get the win this week. I really think this is a make-or-break week for him, so I hope he can pull it off. I'm going to go beers 108 to 102 over the underachievers. I'm loving it, and this is going to surprise the hell out of everybody in D1 and anybody that's been in the league for a while. We're going to get down to the 64-10-D1 Game of the Week! Yeah, we've got the Miller Killers versus the Drew Tang Clan. Six and two versus six and two. Powerhouse teams. Oh, and yeah, the Big Dick Daddy. Man, your username is amazing, Drew. I'm going to be laughing about that for the next hour. But we got Joe Burrow for the Miller Killers, who's coming back. Mostert, Swift, Diggs, Devontae Adams, Trey McBride, Michael Pittman versus Lamar Jackson, Saquon Barkley, Ken Walker, CeeDee Lamb, Scary Terry, Cole Komet, and Jalen Waddle. These are two great teams. These are two very good teams. I don't know if I agree with the projections here. I think Devontae Adams needs somebody with a better noodle arm throwing him the ball. Trey McBride's good, but they just got rid of the guy that's throwing him the rock. And Raheem Mostert's been pretty disappointing. I think I'm riding with the Big Dick Daddy here. I think I'm going to go with the Miller Killers. I think Adams is going to have a breakout game. They just fired their GM, fired their head coach, I believe, so I think this is going to be the turnaround week for them. Well, if only they could fire Jimmy Garoppolo and his handsome ass, too, because good God damn he looked terrible last week. They don't call him Discount Tom Brady for nothing, you know. Oh, five-finger, all-of-it discount. Yeah, we got a split here in the game of the week. I'm looking forward to this one. This could be very good. But, yeah, that's what we're looking at in D1. The overall rankings, Miller Killers and Slangin' Pork hanging out at the top of Glenhaven in East Hampton. You got the Big Dick Daddy Drew Tang Clan and Jeanie Pledger, who people just won't stop calling for her fucking head to be out at D1 for some reason. I don't know if it's an inside joke I've missed, but more power to you, Jeanie. I think you're fucking amazing. Keep kicking ass. But you got the Junkyard Dogs and the Elevator Man at 5-3-2, so it's a tie for second down there in East Hampton. That's a very strong division. We got the 6-2, 5-3, 5-3, 5-3, holy shit. That is one hell of a tight race. All the 5-3s are Junkyard Dogs, Elevator Man, and Jeanie, so we'll see how this plays out. But I don't think any of those teams have any fear of not making the playoffs this year, John. No, sir. I think all 5-3 teams right now are sitting pretty. Well, I think we've spent enough time with the Big Dogs in D1. Let's go ahead and take a look. Now, for all of my new people tuning into the podcast, D2 is the bread and butter of this league. 64-10, D1 was made a long time ago, and you have to win your way up to get into D1. And what that has turned into is D2 being an absolute bloodbath from people either dropping out of D1 or people winning their way up from D3. And then just a good chunk of us, like myself, who seem to be rotting in a proverbial hellhole limbo trying to fight our way out of this division. As somebody who won their way out, how do you feel about the power in D2, no mo' shit? I gotta say, D2 last year was a great division to be in. Everybody was super active. I know Robbie's always in the chat. I just feel like there's something special about D2. It's like everybody's fighting to get to D1. And it's like I fought my way through D2, got to D1. Sorry, Paul, I hate that it happened the way it did, but I'm happy to be in D1. But I gotta say, D2 is really, really tough to get through, especially having to get that number one spot to get to D1. Everybody wants to get to D1, and you can tell by how everybody plays. Well, I know I sure as fuck want to get out of here, John. Let's go ahead and jump into these rankings real quick. In Glenhaven in D2, we have our Commissioner, Paul, at 6-2, leading the way, followed by the TMT fan-favorite, Kane. Robbie turning it around. Robbie Henderson is having a hell of a year, and right behind him is the Bruno Tinker Stinker, who always seemed to be in the conversation. Riding it out at 3-5, 2-6, and 2-6 is Hasslerhoff. The Ball Hollow's Berserkers, and I totally forget what McGregor's team name is. Something about the Dolphins, I don't fucking know. Why Dolphins, why? I think he changed it, John. Now we got to East Hampton on D2. We got Seabass at 6-2. That's great for Seabass. Now we got the ghost of Maloney himself. Nobody knows who he is, but he's here at 5-3. He's kicking everybody's ass. Now we got UGA Smitty. He's at 5-3. We got Den D. Thomas at 5-3. That's a strong division in East Hampton. Now we got D. Goyen at 3-5, and Fat Guy1985 at 2-6. Man, I really hate how Sleeper hides these names. You got to really click. But we know who these guys are. Let's take a look here. Who's got the most points overall in all of D2? Is it Maloney? No. It's Maloney. Maloney with 985 points. Now if you don't know, Maloney, the joke is that he's a ghost because he won D3. Nobody knows who the fuck this guy is. And then he's in D2, and all of a sudden he's got the most points scored. Cal. Cal. Cal. Cal. Cal. Cal. Cal. Let's see. Just ask Jeff. All right. Let's see here. Let's go through these match-ups this week. I definitely know what the game of the week is going to be, and it's not going to be this one. Though it has the heaviest of hitters, we have Team 1 Maloney versus Chris Haslerhoff, and this looks like a bipocalypse situation. Who's hiding on these benches? There's a lot of questions. No answers it seems for Maloney. Maloney has Sam Howell starting for him at quarterback. The highest scoring team has Sam Howell at quarterback. And I'm pretty sure he had, like, 180 points with Sam Howell starting last week. It was an absolute explosion. Hell of a job over there with your start-sit decisions. I don't think this is going to take too much of my time. We're going to take the hot hand in Maloney. I have faith. He is no Maloney. I don't know who you are, but you're the fucking man. I'm going to say Maloney, 102 against Haslerhoff, about 95. 95. All right. And then we're going to skip our game of the week. We're going to come back to that. And then we've got the Fall Hollas Berserkers versus TDs and Beer In a turd bowl of sorts at 2-6 versus 2-6. Both of these teams desperately need to get their shit together. And don't want to go back down to D3. Nobody wants that. It smells weird there. I'm not seeing why the Berserkers are such a bad team. I think they're one of those Jonathan Taylor teams that got shafted at the beginning of the year because they took that swing. Does he have Charbonnet starting in flex this week? Nope. No. No. I mean, TDs and Beer has Jamar Chase and Mark Andrews and Mike Evans. I'm leaning to the Stephan Diggs, Jonathan Taylor, Josh Jacobs, TJ Hawkinson roster over here. I'm going to hang with the Berserkers in this 94-86 projection, John. Well, with Matt Stafford on one side, and I don't think he's playing, and Derek Carr on the other side. Derek Carr could put up the same points as Matt Stafford, so it's really anybody's game. I'm going to go with the TDs and Beer just to switch it up. Love you, Jake. And I just don't see it with Damian Pierce. But we're moving on. Our last matchup before the game of the week is Goyen versus Finkla's Einhorn. That was McGregor's team name. This one's a pretty fucking good team name, so sorry I forgot that. Love you, McGregor. We got the 3-5 Goyen versus 2-6 Finkla's Einhorn. We got Mahomes. We got Bijon. We got Ken Walker. We got Addison. We got DK Metcalf for Goyen. How is this team so bad? I don't see how that team's 3-5. That might be the best 3-5 team I've ever seen. He must have so many points scored against him. Goyen's luck has been notoriously bad. But Finkla's Einhorn has got Josh Allen and then Gibson and Josh Kelly at running back, which is pretty bad. Drake London, who every Falcon seems to be ignored in the end zone. Tee Higgins, who's had a rough season. I think I've seen enough. I think Goyen gets the win this week, 83-82 projection, but Goyen's roster looks like 100 points to me and a bag of chips. What do you think, John? I think Goyen's going to put up 120 this week easily. I think this team is way under-projected at the moment, and I think it's going to be a blowout win. I really do. Oh, and he's got Ajan coming back. This team's going to be great for the playoffs. He's going to be scary to play against that late in the season. Oh, they're a dark horse, Goyen. Oh, and now we've got our 64-10-D-2 game of the week. We've got Show Me Yo Teenies versus the team has no name, our commissioner, Paul, versus Seabass himself. Seabass is kicking ass. Let's take a look at this matchup, NoMoShip. What do you see off the top? I see Show Me Yo Teenies. He's starting Burrow and Kareem Hunt. He's got Swift and Tyreek Hill, Olave, DeConklin, Henderson. I can see why he's at 6-2. He picked up four net. That could be great. He's got the Sun God on his bench, Laporta on his bench. He's got a scary team. This is an off week for him, and he's still projected more than most other teams in the league. So I can see where the success is coming from. And on the other side, we've got Jalen Hurts at Dallas, Warren and Cook. It's not terrible, but not a great running back room. Flowers, Devonta Smith and Travis Kelsey. Seabass, I think your team's really good, but I don't see how you're getting past the Teenies this week. Sign me up for showing me some of them sweet, sweet areolas. I'm riding with the Teens. Riding with the Teens today, tomorrow and every other day. Spoken like a true champ. All right, D2. Let's take a look at these overall rankings one more time. I know we already went over them, but, uh, damn. TMT Kings versus 10 Team Thomas. We didn't even go over to that one. What are we doing? We missed the Tinker Stinkers. Let's go over this. So 10 Team going through a hell of a bye week, and so are the TMT Kings. If you don't know, this rivalry goes deep. This is a blood feud. We absolutely hate each other. So this will be fun with the Bipocalypse week. Got Jordan Love, Jerome Ford, Saquon Barkley, Thielen, Nico Collins, Taysom Hill, Garrett Wilson on the 10 Team side. And we got the number one overall waiver pick, Will Levis. Throwing dimes off his back foot. Derek Henry, Joe Mixon, CD Lamb, Terry McLaurin, Evan Ingram on a bye. Gus Edwards. This matchup could go really either way to me. 84 to 89 projection looks to be an absolute shit sandwich, but I think the Kings have got this one. I think I'm in trouble. I got to go with the Kings here. Their tight end isn't even playing this week, and they're still a higher projection team. So I think hopefully Robbie will figure that out and get that situated and put in a tight end. But you never know. 10 Team could always find a way, you know. 10 Team's been an underdog for pretty much every matchup this season. Definitely been on the receiving end of some controversial trade arguments. But we'll get into that next week. Cow game, cow game, cow game. Cow, cow, cow. Thank you, Garrett Wilson. All right. And now we're going to do something to the surprise of absolutely everybody. We're actually going to talk about D3 on a podcast. How do you feel about that? D3 is a thing? I guess so. We've been ignoring you guys for so long, and we've got an absolute monster. A Cajun nightmare. Coming for blood. Coming for blood. He was a D2 perennial powerhouse, by all means should be a D1 right now, and had a really bad season last year for absolutely no reason. Ends up back in D3, and the man is 6-2 right now, just absolutely showing the boys what a man looks like. But there are a couple people that have him outranked. Mr. King himself. J.W. King. Mr. Bozo is number one in East Hampton. At 6-2, right above Cajun Nightmare. And the Bozos have kind of been Bozos over the years. They haven't been very good. They're usually ranked kind of close to the bottom. And D2 dropped to D3, and they are absolutely wrecking shit right now. Patrick Mahomes, Brees Hall, A.J. Brown, Mark Andrews, look at this guy. I just want to give a shout-out to some of these guys that never get talked about. But the number one team we really want to talk about in D3 is the number one overall team at 7-1, McWienerwhistle, which is... Good Lord. You are my hero for that team name. That's giving Cybertruck Gang a run for its money. What are we thinking about? Are we a fan of the Wienerwhistle? I think everybody's a fan of the Wienerwhistle. Always. And I've got to say, this week he's got some tough buys, and we'll get to that here in a second. Yeah, let's jump into these matchups. First matchup is, this is definitely the game of the week, so we're going to come back to that one. We've got Team I'm Your Daddy versus Pittsburgh Blazer 420. This is a 3-5 versus a 2-6 matchup. It's another Dak Prescott versus Sam Howell headliner. They get back into the league. They're both scrapping. You don't want to lose in D3. There's a lot of injuries in this matchup. It's a 92-91 projection. Could be a coin toss. I'm personally going to go with the team that has Tyree Kill on their roster, and that's pretty much it here. There's not really a whole lot to love on either side. Pukatakua on the other side. Dalton Kincaid, who you've got to love. New hot tight end. Najee Harris, DiMarcato, Terry McCorn. There's just not a whole lot of good. I think Tyree Kill outscores all of those guys. I'm riding with I'm Your Daddy this week. I think you're going to get it done. I agree with you. All right, moving on. We've got Biku or Gettin' Burrowed. Gettin' Burrowed this season, it looks like, John. 1-7. 1-7 versus the Cybertruck Gang. Gang gang. Gang gang, motherfucker. I love the Cybertruck Gang over here in D2 and in D1. The love for the Cybertruck Gang is everywhere. But if you change your team name ever again, I will come to your house and key your car. Doesn't matter how bulletproof you are, it can be keyed. We will get those tires. You better believe it. The Cybertruck Gang, this is a tougher matchup than the records. How the fuck is this team 1-7? With Levis, Moss, Jonathan Taylor, Devante Smith, Hopkins, Kelsey, Palmer. I don't know. He must have started the wrong person every week. This is kind of a mystery. We've got to go to the points scored here in a second. He's playing against Tua, Swift, Walker, Kup, Diggs, Hunter Henry. I think I'm leaning towards Biku or Gettin' Burrowed this week. I don't think so. I think the Cybertruck Gang is going to keep trucking along. I think this is going to be another smooth win for them. We'll call it a conflict, but don't call it a comeback. I'm rooting for you, Brooks. I think your team is way better than your record. Hopefully you make it to the playoffs. But the Cybertruck Gang is very bulletproof. We've got Damar's Poker Face versus The Rook. MGD I think is Hutton's guy, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, that's the guy Hutton brought in. He's doing better than Hutton. At 3-5 versus Damar's Poker Face. We have a 91-99 projection in favor of The Rook. Hutton's boy. We've got Herbert, Bijon, Tony Pollard, Olave, Lockett, Laporte, Laporte on a bye, Pacheco, and about five defenses on that team. Then we've got The Rook. He's got Stroud, Camara, Eckler, Lamb, Moore, Taysom, Derek Henry in the flex. I'm leaning towards The Rook here. I think Hutton's boy gets it done. I think The Rook wins hard this week. He can only move left and straight, but he is going to fuck. All right. Next we've got The Gnome Thief versus Cajun Nightmare. I'm pretty sure Gnome Thief is our leader over here in D3. No, Gnome Thief's 4-4. Oh, not, not, not. Commissioner leader. Oh, he's a commissioner in D3. He's their boy. We've got Gnome Thief versus Cajun Nightmare, the old D2 perennial. 4-4 versus 6-2. Let's see how The Gnome Thief is looking. 85-96 projection, John. We've got Lamar Jackson for The Gnome Thief, Algier, ETN on a bye, Devante Adams, Addison. He's looking like a good team. He's just got to get that ETN situation straight away. I know you don't want to take him off your roster, but he got to this week. He's been pretty good, but honestly, Addison and Devante Adams could be on byes this week, too, against their will with the quarterback situation being what it is. Then we've got, over at Cajun Nightmare, we've got Joe Burrow, Raheem Mostard, Saquon Barkley, Kenan Allen, Mike Evans, Cole Kmet, Garrett Wilson. This team looks pretty good. Drum Ford on the bench. With Pierce on the bench, too. I'm leaning we're going with The Nightmare this week. I think Cajun Nightmare gets it done by at least 20 this week. It's probably a good guess. And then we've got the Dickbeaters, which is one of my minions, over here in Dent Dame land, Mr. Alex Carey, versus Sundays. Man likes Sundays. And we've got an 85-91 projection in favor of the Dickbeaters. Jordan Love on the Sundays, Rashad White, Ramond Dre, Jacoby Myers. Except for Jamar Chase, this team is an absolute hot mess. It's not looking very impressive. T. Higgins on the bench. Atwell was good at one point this season, but now with Cutback, he's falling off. My man's got Julio Jones rostered. I don't know what he's doing. It's questionable at best. The Dickbeaters have got Jalen Hurts, Brian Robinson, James Cook, Downs, Flowers, Musgrave, Foreman. Looks like maybe at the Bipocalypse week, he's missing Kittle and Amon Ross St. Brown. Give me the Dickbeaters here. I'm going to go with the projections. I think he's going to squeak one out. I'd go with the Dickbeaters here, too, but I'd be surprised if either team broke 90 this week. They could both lose. It could be a tie, John. Could be. All right. Then we're going to roll our way up to the 64-10-D-3 game of the week. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. Calgate, Calgate. Holy shit, John. We've got McWienerwhistle versus Bozoserbwest. Two people we absolutely love. J.W. King and whoever the fuck McWienerwhistle is. It's a dirty bird. Dirty birds. I love your team name. I will buy you a beer next time I see you, McWiener, and whistle at you. We've got a 101-104 projection in favor of the Bozos. Josh Allen, Henderson, Madison, Waddle, Thielen, Hawkinson, DK for McWienerwhistle. Looks like he might be getting bad by the Bipocalypse, and he is. CMC on the bench. You hate to see it in a matchup like this. You want Iuke there, too, if you can have him. You got Gabe Davis who could put up 20 on the bench, too. That's a tough bye week for you. And then we've got the Bozos with Mahomes, Brees, Hall, Chuba. Miles Sanders has turned into whatever the aftermath of a pumpkin is after it's rotting. He's got A.J. Brown, Pittman, Andrews, Rasheed Rice. What's on the... He's not really getting hit by the Bison here, John. I think I'm going with the Bozos. I think we've got a slight upset here. I honestly think McWienerwhistle is going to hold on to his record here. I think somehow he's going to squeak on by. I think what he's got going is good enough to keep it 8-1. So I'm going with McWienerwhistle to go to 8-1, just on name alone. But Josh Allen's also going to put up 40. Also probably true. Let's take a look at these rankings one more time. McWienerwhistle, we're rooting for you. My boy, Alex, I'm always rooting for you. Our lovely GM, Andrew Hunter, we love you, too. There's just so many good teams in D3. And there's just a few that we really don't know anything about. So please hit us up on the Facebook page. Tell me your names. Tell me what you like to do. Do you like whistling at Wieners? Do you like beating dicks? Do you steal gnomes for fun? Are you the Cajun Nightmare? Do you Cybertruck Gang Gang? We need to know about you. You know about us now. You know we like doing podcasts randomly. And we're happy to finally have some of you new guys and the podcast lead actually hear a podcast. So thank you for being here. We're going to figure out how to do some calls in the future. We're going to really step it up over time. But really the first thing we wanted to do is give you guys some content. Like we do love this lead. We've loved being in it for years. We just want everybody to know that you guys are what make this fun. If people aren't active, if you guys don't make trades, start your lineups, argue with us online. This is what makes us love this league. Let's keep 64-10 great. Let's stay active. What are you thinking about it, John? What have you got for the people? You know, I've got to say, as somebody that's been in D3, fighting my way to get to D2, I climbed through D3 to D2 to D1. You can do it too. Try to beat my record. It took four years to get to D1. I'm challenging everybody. Try to beat me. I climbed up Division III. I climbed up Division II. No one knows more shit Thomas says. Fuck you and your mother. I'm coming for D1. Oh, yeah, brother. Oh, yeah. Call me the one-time dime after this year. That's all I know. 64-10 Radio Podcast Show, Pork Pot Edition. Forkast, we are out. Thank you for joining us, and have a great week. Thanks, guys.