ep. 1 - Piss off with your Parma's!

The transcript is a conversation between two friends who are starting a podcast. They discuss their week, do an alcohol review, talk about a news topic involving Donald Trump, and share their frustrations with drivers who speed up when being overtaken. They also introduce a segment called "Carry-ons" where listeners can send in their rants or complaints. G'day legends, teamsinkers, blokes, non-blokes. Welcome to the first episode of Teamsink and Hard. How are you for us? How are you brother? Good, good, good. What's going on? Ah mate, pretty keen. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it's been pretty exciting the last couple of weeks, hasn't it? Fucking hell mate. Ready to dive right in here. Right in. Alrighty. Tell us a bit about yourself for us. Yeah, I'm from Tassie. Well, not really am I? Nah, fucks off. I'm South Australian. Skinny. Remember the old skinny? Ah, the old skinny, that was good. Yeah, I'm a teacher assistant studying teaching. So, yeah, getting it done. So, what do you do Russ? Ah, as you know, as most people know, listening, I grew up, lived in Tassie for my whole life and recently have moved up to Newey, New South Wales. Currently completing my apprenticeship. So, about halfway through my third year at the moment. Getting stuck right into that. And yeah, that's pretty much me, man. That sums me up. Quick shout out to Audio Technica for delivering us with the goods to be able to do this. So, yeah. Cheers guys. Absolutely. Cheers legends. Ah, how about we start off with a bit of an alcohol review. A little bit of a beer review. We're going to make this a weekly tradition. Just try different beers. See what our taste buds can handle. Bloody A. So, you start us off Ken Foss. What have you got for me? Ah, this week I've gone for the old Vodka Soda Pine Lion. The old black cans. I've heard a fair bit about those. So, pretty keen to get stuck in and give them a run, mate. What have you got for us? Ah, I went the Brookvale Union Lemon Squash. Yeah, beautiful. Brookvale is a pretty solid one to go for, eh? No matter what you've got. Yeah, absolutely. I've heard they're pretty good. We obviously love their ginger beers, don't we? Oh, mate. Bloody A. I can live off them, can't we? Oh my God. That was a proper session there. Absolutely. So, yeah, let's get into it. Give it a run. Oh, how does that sound? Fuckin' A. Fuckin' A. Mate, I tell you what. What do you reckon? That's proper. I was feeling a bit crooked this morning. I told you before. I told you I was going to say we might have to record tomorrow. But, yeah, that's one way to feel better, isn't it? Fuckin' A. Mate. Give us a run down. What do you reckon about? Ah, good. Good. Yeah, like, we, you and I both know how much we love our hard solos. Yeah, absolutely. I just want to try something different, you know what I mean? Like, they're fuckin' expensive, the old solos. Yeah, nice. Just for everyone out there as well, we are, this alcohol review segment is going to be us trying a drink each week that we've both never had. So, yeah, we're getting stuck right now. What's yours like, Brass? Yeah, fuckin' unbelievable. Not what I expected, eh? It's not sweet whatsoever. Like, I've only just realised now on the can, there's like no sugar. So, that's fuckin' pretty unreal. Just the Our bodies are tempting us, aren't they? Oh, I've actually been to an amusement park on the weekend, mate. Yeah, no, they're bloody unreal, mate. I highly recommend. Yeah, I'm pretty bloody happy. Yeah. Nice work. Tell us about your week. What did you get up to? To be honest, mate, it was a fair bit of, as you know, running around to get this sorted. Work, we had a pretty crazy week of work this week. Yeah. Building a lot of bloody boards for all the jobs we've got coming up. So, yeah, and a couple of small jobs to fill in the gaps, but yeah, a lot of just, fair bit of work around the shed and the yard this week, which isn't too bad, good to mix it up. Yeah, good to mix it up. Yeah. A little bit of driving as well, but yeah. And then, just, yeah, talking to you, good plan. Yeah. Paper plane, haven't we? Oh, mate, spent a fair few hours on this. I reckon we racked up, oh, well over 12, 15 hours trying to sort this out, hell of an amount. Yeah, but that's pretty much all right, mate. So, pretty good overall. We snuck in a bit of paper there, which is always good. Which is where sometimes can be good. Yeah. Oh, yeah, don't get me started. Don't get me started. Anyway, that's yours. How was it? Ah, yeah, good. Similar. Similar, just paper running around, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, like you said, we've been only talking to each other most nights of the year, haven't we? Yeah. I reckon I've put in more work in this than I have all semester at uni. So, that's a good start, isn't it? Hold the kids into uni. That's what I'm loving, mate. But, yeah, it's important to find something interesting in. Yeah, that's it. Uni. Yeah, nah. A bit of a panacea as well, so. Yeah, that's good. I reckon we thought, I don't know, we're talking to each other very soon as well, and the reason we're doing this is like, fuck it, why not just have a crack at something different, you know? Like, if we can grow this, we'll grow it, it'll be bloody perfect. But, um, it's just something to keep us busy and something to enjoy on Fridays, and it's just, yeah, if we can build a community and get you guys involved, that would be fucking awesome. 100%. Well, we can't go to the fucking pub anymore on Friday night, can we? Nah, not when we have only 1400 people in the life, that's a much bit hard, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, well, seven, eight weeks in a row was good enough. Yeah, get the number on me, fuck it up. Alright, a bit of worldwide news, I've got a little hot topic here this week, that I heard over the radio at a job, and, fucking, Donald Trump, mate, could be facing up to four years jaily. So, when he was going for election in 2016, um, Donnie was found guilty of false filing business records. Not only that, the reason, like, it's pretty juicy this, the reason he was false filing these records, was to cover up an affair with a fucking porn star. Jesus Christ. How has that bloke done that? How old is he? Uh, well, he's 77, mate. Oh, man, he's pushing it. He's going to, aren't he? He's knocking on death's door and still performing well. But, uh, I don't know whether I believe this or not, only, so don't take my word for this, but, um, from what I heard as well, even if he's, like, even if he does a job, he can still serve as president from, from there, which. Yeah, that's crazy. I find that pretty hard to believe, to be honest, but I'm only going off what I've heard here, which, yeah. If prison's anything like movies, then he'd be fucked. Oh, mate, he stands no chance. Like, big fucking, big Jerome will sort him out within the first two hours, I reckon. Big Jerome. That's just a great name for a bloke in prison, I reckon. Ah, fucking A. Um, so is there any other news? Not really, mate. No, have you got anything else? They had a pretty quiet week, didn't they? Yeah, not a lot going on, really. That's all right. A pretty quiet week. Yeah. If you've, oh, if you've got any other, um, yeah, that's funny, that name of squash has gone down well, hasn't it? Yeah, come back up, fuck it up. Oh, um, yeah, if you've, if you've got any news that you want us covered, um, send them in and we'll give it a razz. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, the, we're going to have that little, not call line, but send in your voice messages everyone, if you want us to cover something or you want us to introduce something into the podcast, um, let us know and we'll see what we can do. For sure, for sure. Um, moving on, nearly on. Nearly on. Uh, probably my favourite, uh, segment of the podcast. Yeah. Carry-ons. By the O. By the O. The carry-ons. Yeah. How good are these going to be? Oh, I've been so excited for these. Oh mate, this is, yeah, this is definitely my favourite, um, favourite segment of the podcast we're going to have. So guys, this is going to be a weekly thing as well. So this is one, as you've seen on our Instagram page, uh, recent posts that, uh, we'd love to get you guys around it. So, um, you know, in a few minutes after we have a crack, there's going to be a few, we've got a few carry-ons from you guys to, uh, to play and yeah, we'll be going about it. So, what have you got for us up? Well, first one, overtaking lanes, mate. Oh, don't get me started. I've got something for you. So, I was driving to work during the week and, um, yeah, obviously I was overtaking some bloke. Um, the lock we sent you in the week, uh, it was 110. Yeah. 110 on the highway. Yeah. And this bloke's chugging along at, I'm going to say 90, 95. Yeah, yeah. Um, and I went past him and as soon as he saw me in his bloody side mirror, guess what he did? He, you know exactly. He absolutely sped up. Absolutely, absolutely grub. That's a grub act. Oh, mate, that is an absolute grub act. Fucking scum of the earth. Oh, you are a shit stank. That's what you are. If any of you out there doing that, fucking grow up. Have a look at yourself in the mirror. Grow up. Seriously. Yeah. Um, but yeah, just, just drivers in general I reckon. Yeah. Like, how hard is it? Mate, yeah, it, that's, one thing to fucking grow onto more gears is you can't, you can't drive properly. Overtaking lanes, pretty simple. If you're going slow, don't speed up when it hits the dual lane. Let it go past you and if you want to speed up there, you're fucking right, and then do the speed limit. Don't be a grub and speed up when someone drives past you. That leads to like, fucking hell. Everyone with caravans as well, or someone driving a truck, feel like every time you go to overtake him, they speed up. It fucking shoots me. Absolutely shoots me. It pisses me off. Yeah. It does a fucking, yeah. It does a number on you, doesn't it? It does a number on me. Yeah, funny, huh? It does a number on me. Anyway, so, into our, uh, first carry-on sent in from Ublix. Let's, uh, let's have a listen. Let's give it a listen. Hey boys, it's your local beanpole Ty here, and I just wanted to quickly let you know something really good about the cars my gears are on. I'm having a good night at the pub with the boys. I'm busy going down where I was mostly to get her up, and the parmy comes out, and the parmy's on top of the bloody chips. Alright, tell me something that's worse than that. Yeah, it's such a good evening until then, and your chips are soggy, your parmy's ruined, you've got a taste of, ah! Yeah, look, that's a fucking good one. Yeah, and, um, I can go both ways with this, to be honest. Um, really depends, for me, depends on how good the chips are. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, if you're getting some pretty average chips, and they're under the parmy, they're just going to go soggy, and that's no good for anyone. That's a disgrace. So, yeah, I don't know, I'm a, I wouldn't say I'm on the fence there. Like, I definitely prefer me parmy and me chips separate out, but, um, yeah, no, um, yeah, that's a fucking carry on that. I think that's an absolute disgrace. Yeah. To be honest. If I, if I order a parmy, I expect it to be two feet long at least. Yeah! Probably, probably, if it's that big, it should, it deserves to be on the third plate. Yeah. Another carry on there, I reckon, fucking salad with your parmy, mate. Salad, no one likes a salad. No one likes it! When are pubs going to realise? Oh, yeah, ah, anyway. No one eats a salad. No. Unless you get a good salad. If it's got a bit of dressing on it, I'll tell you what. But, I mean, a good salad's like, two pieces of cucumber, a piece of lettuce, and a bit of salad dressing next to it. No one wants, no, no one wants half a fucking plate of salad. No, God no. Anyhow, go on, there's the next one. What have we got for the next one? I'll just, my voice, um, well, something that really grinds my fucking gears. I'm not going to name any names, but, Mourney, I'm pretty 100% sure you're going to know who I'm talking about. My problem is, people who fucking stink. At worst, when you have the fucking capabilities and facilities to wash your fucking self, if you can pay for fucking hot water to have a shower, and you still fucking stink, oh my fucking God, just fucking clean yourself for fuck's sake. It's not that hard. Wash yourself. Mourney, um, you should know who I'm talking about, but, no names, got to be names, um, the one on the podcast, Big Boys, um, have we won shagas? What do you reckon? Look, I think we both know who he's talking about. I could think of a couple of people to be honest. Um, I just think it's, yeah, it's just common sense, isn't it? Yeah, that's a, yeah, that's another, that's a grub act, I reckon. It is, it's literally a grub act. You are a fucking grub if you stink. Yeah. My old man and I have had this conversation, I've told him, I've said, if I ever stink, or if I ever have fucking body odour or something, like, just please tell me. Yeah. Because I won't take, I won't take offence to it, if it comes from someone, like, that I love, or like a family member, you know what I mean? No, I'd rather fucking someone tell me I stink, guys. Absolutely. No, if you stink, I'd fucking tell you. Yeah, but then again, you should be able to fucking smell yourself, though. It's not that hard. Just wash your clothes. Fucking wash yourself, wash your clothes, bit of spray here and there and you'll be fine. Nah, that was a good one, actually. Yeah, pretty happy with that one. That was, uh, rah, Riley Whitehall for those, as well. So that was an absolute, absolute pearl, mate. You've done well there. Share that rah, good boy. Share that rah. But, uh, that sums up this segment for the white legend, so, uh, what have we got next, huh? What have we got next, mate? Uh, well, yeah, send your carry-ons in. That's what we want. Yeah, we'd love to, we'd love to cover that segment, and, you know. More, if we can get more from you guys, rather than just us coming up with it. Yeah, that's it. Like, I think you'd get pretty bored of it. Yeah, but, uh, the more the better. We want to get you guys involved, like we said before, so. Exactly. We don't want to just be any other podcast. Like, we want to have your input, as well, and we want to just make it fun. We don't care if we get fucking ten listeners or one. Like, if we're the only ones listening back to it, we don't really care, to be honest with you. If you don't like us, that's fine. If we offend you. Piss off. If we, if we offend you, apologies, but, yeah, this isn't going to be for everyone, and, uh, we're not going to hold back, but if you like what we're doing, guys, there's, uh, the Spotify link is in our Instagram bio, which you'll find it. Ten stinking shenanigans, all one word, um, go give us a five-star rating, and. Oh, yeah. That's it. If you like what we're doing, do it. If you don't, then. You can, you can jam it up. You can get fucked. Pretty much. Pretty much. Um, moving on. Uh, let's look into. What was that about? I don't know. Fucking Instagramming us. Um, yeah, we're going to go into a bit of a sports segment. Um, bit of a sports recap, uh, and looking ahead to the week. Yeah. Obviously, this week, we didn't really have a segment last week, because this is our first fucking episode. Yeah. Um, so we're just going to have a, uh, little look into this week. Uh, we're going to cover NRL, AFL, uh, and a bit of a tear sale for locals down in Tassie. Oh, yeah. Uh, we've got a couple of mates that play don't we? So. Yeah. Hopefully, we'll get them, we'll get them on soon, and. Yeah. And if anyone out there, if anyone wants to be a guest, fucking send us a message. We'll be more than happy to get you on. We'd love it, wouldn't we? Yeah. Bloody Earth. Well, starting off, man, AFL, I don't know, most people out there are listening probably know we are one-eyed Hawks supporters. Gala Hawks. And I'll tell you what, don't let me boss you, you're not going to pay for this. You're going to be out of here. But I'll tell you what, I feel like we've found some form recently. Mate, I don't know what, I don't know what Sammy Mitchell is doing down at Box Hill, but. He's. Fuck, we're looking good. Mate, we are looking fucking unbelievable, I reckon. And like you said, like, we're, we're going to be obviously pretty biased, but. Yeah, as everyone is. We're sitting 12th, and I think that's, that's exceeded my expectations for us this year. Yeah, man, the last few weeks have been so bloody exciting. Like if. We've been good. Yeah. Yeah, we've been bloody unreal. It started, really, when, like, you look back to round eight, and we've knocked off the dogs. And we've been. Yeah, shit. Thinking, hello. Like. We couldn't, we couldn't be under so much pressure. No, no, no, no. And then following up, not as big of a win number, knocking over the Saints by five points. Nah, they, they suck. Yeah. But. Yeah. It's a win's a win. If you're a Saints supporter, apologies. Like, I feel bad for you, but. Also, Markham. Get fucked. Yeah. Yeah. And then. Shout out Tommy Ratcliffe. Sorry, mate. Round ten, this is, this is a hard one to take. We are, we were both fucking down in the dumps after this one. We were leading the whole game, seven seconds to go. Some fucking Port Adelaide grub. Screams through the pack, and suckers run us through to win by a point. Oh, I don't think we. I don't think I can talk about that, to be honest. We have to. I have to get it off my chest. Fucking, we, we know what we lost. We literally haven't talked about this, have we? No, we haven't. We haven't, haven't. Yeah, we haven't got back to this at all. But, I reckon, tell me if I'm wrong here, but I reckon the reason we lost that is, we fucking, mate, we weren't defensive. We were winning the whole game by playing. We could have put off the gas a bit. Yeah. Playing that attacking style before we run the ball. And then. It didn't look worth it. Yeah. They fucking ran over us. Right in the arse end, and. Yeah, that one fucking, that hurt. That hurt. That was, that pulled, if we won that, that was within two games of the fifth spot. So, yeah, that one. That's crazy. That one stunk. A lot. That is, ah, that's pretty crazy to think of. And then. We're sitting 12th though, we're pretty, we're pretty healthy. Continuing the good run, knocking over the Brisbane Lions by 25. They're, they're looking shit. Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed by Brisbane this year, honestly. Well, actually, I don't mind it, you know. I've lost me a couple of multies. Yeah. Yeah, mate, oh, speaking of Hugh McCoggey's man, he can get fucked. He can eat arse. Oh, he's done me multiple times. Um, and then continuing, continuing the good run. Last week, 27 points over Adelaide. Again, we looked bloody unbelievable. Um, Will Day having him back, he's been bloody impressive. How, how could Teddy be? He brings. We missed him, we missed him. Yeah, he brings back our structure. Yeah. I agree. Yeah, and then, I don't know, I don't want to get too excited this week, but home game, Dan and Lonnie. Dan and Lonnie, what a place. Ah, that was shit, Al. Ah, bleh. What an absolute horrible place. I don't want to get too excited, but I reckon we could, I don't know, I reckon we could nearly take it. We could knock them off, couldn't we? We're pretty good in Lonnie, to be fair. Yeah, yeah, we've done alright. We haven't lost where to go. We lost Adelaide last year there. Yeah. Which was heartbreaking. I fucking hate the Crows. Grubs got them back last week. Huh? Grubs got them back last week. Yeah, we did, didn't we? Absolute Grubs. They are, aren't they? Um, Guinea, Jack Inver has been my absolute favourite player. How fucking good is he? And I can, I can promise you that other Hawkers supporters are going to be the same. Shout out to, uh, shout out to Tommy Studley, who also had a bit of a gripe during the week. Um, talked about Eston and supporters. Oh, oh. In particular, in particular, Eston Stewart, big bopper, big bopper. Fuck you. We've got to get Sean back and talk about this, because this is, this is a disgrace. Yeah, yeah, Eston supporters are a disgrace, that's a great one. Yeah, shout out to Tommy Studley. Um, yeah, we're happy with the Hawke stuff. Yeah. Are we happy with that? Yeah, we don't want to ramble on too much about them and all you guys, but, uh, pretty happy with the boys at the moment, and I reckon the next few years are pretty bloody exciting. Exciting, eh? Yeah. Um, well, speaking of heartbreaks, speaking of heartbreaks, the fucking origin, when's that on? Yeah, look, obviously, moving up here to Nuit, I've got no option now but to, you know, follow it. You're a UCF Welshman now. We won't get that far. No, you are, you are a master. But, uh, yeah, that was, mate, my first origin game watched as a New South Welshman, that was, yeah, it's pretty hard, pretty hard to bloody watch. The boys went great, like, obviously, Queensland domination's been bloody strong the last decade. Every time, every time we think we have a chance, Queensland just keep fucking producing five once-in-a-generation flights. Yeah. Like, it's absolutely, after Ken Smith and JT and Cooper Cronk, fuck, Billy Slater, you could just name the whole team. Yeah. After they were done, we were like, oh, fuck yeah, how good's this, like, we've got to finally have a bit of a run and fucking, fucking stick it out there. That went well, didn't it? Yeah. Speaking of that, the origin, fucking hell, best part of the game, I'll read, well. So, who are we? Ha, ha, ha, how could we be back? Oh, now, there's been a, there's been a few people here saying the sent-off was deserved. But, um. You can jam that right up your arse. Yeah. Well, everyone's obviously attacking Rosebudge. Dangerous player. One of the best, if not the best. And a grub. And a grub. One of the best, if not their best, on the Queensland team. That little Mascara-wearing prick deserved what he got, I reckon. So, he slid into it. Darfy slipped, dropped the knees, whatever. Copped it on the chin. Out, Carl. Unlucky brusk. If he didn't slip, dropped the knees, would've copped it, square on the chest, play on. And probably would've still been knocked out. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, no, that was, that was a whole lot for me, but I earned that, man. Half time. Went to bed, chucked on for a little bit, and then about ten minutes into the second half, I caught a quince. It was just, didn't want to watch any more of it, so. It was pretty devastating, wasn't it? Bring on game two at the G, eh? At the G. Er, tickets were $150, the other night, I was. Were they? I had a little dabble. Who's that? Er, yeah, I was thinking about it. That's right. I was still thinking about it, to be fair. That's right. Makes it hard now that we lost game one. Yeah. Erm. But, anyway, moving on. What have you got for us, rather than TSL? Fill us in a bit. Yeah, TSL. Erm, we're just going to talk about Clarence and Lord of the Isle games, to be fair, because, I don't know about you, but I don't give a fuck about the other teams. Could not give a flying fuck about anyone else, no. Couldn't agree more. Nah. Yeah. Erm, like we said before, we've got a few mates. Well, we're actually, we're actually ex-Clarence players, aren't we? Some of us. Some of us. Two games, or whatever. Yeah, what, three games of Twins? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Erm. Nah, we've got a couple of mates. Star players. Big, er, big lucky ball boom. Oh, ball boom. Erm. Yeah, the boys, the Roo boys are playing Kingborough this year, at Bloody. Big game, that. Erm, big game. Huge game. Big game. Oh, I hate Kingborough. No, I can't stand it. Clarence. Cricket and footy. Clarence knocking off Lord Dettlestar this season, that was a huge shot. No. I haven't been following it too closely, to be honest. Yeah. But, obviously, Kingborough aren't a team to attack lightly. They've been fucking strong the last few years. They've been good, haven't they? Winning it last year, didn't they? Yeah, they did, yeah. Yeah, took it out last year. So, yeah, they're obviously contenders again. Hopefully the Roo boys get over the top on that one. Nah. Hopefully it's a draw, to be honest. I'd rush it off. I'll go for it. I'll go for the umpires, I reckon. Erm, in a better game, Lord and Arbus Lonnie. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out big Maxi Skelly last week, his first City goal. Shout out Maxi. Well done, mate. If you haven't seen it, go on YouTube and, he did the old CJ and Guinea celebration. Guinea celebrations, love that. Uber Uber, which is awesome. Erm, yeah, the boys should absolutely, I can smack the boys from Lonnie. Yeah, Lonnie have dropped off, haven't they? Massively, mate. Going from absolutely dominating the league for years to, fuck, I was like... They smashed the piss out of everyone, didn't they? Yeah, I was, like I said, I haven't been following their heads, but they're down at the bottom end of the ladder at the moment, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah. Big change-up. Good to have some domination down in the south. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Erm, for those that don't know, I played a season at Lauderdale. Well, not really a season, you know, I fuckin' played three games again, but erm, yeah. Yeah, real good. Love footy, if you can't tell. Erm, but nah, unreal group of boys down there. Erm, big Craig Blash kick three last week, I reckon. Was it in the season? No, no, he played, he played earlier this year. Oh, true. Erm, shout out Blash. Shout out Blash, Blash, Blash the Boss. Blash the Boss. Erm, nah, they've got a couple of good players, don't they? Yeah. Couple of ex-NFL players, erm, and a big bopper, big Ethan Steele. He's er, he's a... I'm hanging out for his senior's debut. Yeah, he's been a bit of a talent that bloke, I reckon. Oh, mate. That senior's debut's gotta be coming soon, I reckon. Oh, I'm keen to get him on. He's gonna be a future guest, hopefully. Absolutely. If he reaches out. Absolutely. Erm, and, lastly on sports, er, bit of NRL for ya. Yeah. Erm, West Tigers play tonight, eight o'clock. Yeah. Probably gonna get yabby pumped. Erm, they're fuckin', they suck, mate. Yabby pumped. Yeah, they're my team. Yeah, mate. Yeah. They're fuckin', they stink. They suck, don't they? Yeah. Erm, anyway, second one already? Second one, mate, first one went down pretty hard, absolute treat. I reckon, proper session on that. They're not a, they're a drink that you can definitely sit on all day. Just easy. Yeah, super easy, super light, erm, what's it called? Vodka, if you, er. Yeah, vodka and soda, quite normal, get around it. Yeah, don't be afraid to sponsor us either. No. Fifty dollars. Fifty dollars. Alrighty, moving into a, another exciting segment, which we're gonna try and get you guys around here. Erm, multi the week. So, this is another one we'd love you to send in your multis to our, um, Instagram page and we'll shout you out, let everyone know what you've got and, er, yeah, if you, er, get any wins from this week, send them in to us as well, we'll, er, yarn about them next week. But, er, what have you got going this week, Al? Er, I'll whip the West Tigers, er, St George game tonight. Mm-hm. Er, whatever you want. I'll win Jereme Buller from the Tigs, er, eight-time scorer, and big Zach Lomax, who dominated the Origin the other night, erm, as an eight-time tri-scorer. And I'll win the Unders, er, which is forty-five and a half. Yeah. Erm, I don't think Tigers will score a point, to be fair, unfortunately. I'm gonna be barracking hard for him, but I'm not expecting much. Oh, fuck off. Erm, that's about a fourteen-twenty-five. Oh, yeah. So I have a couple of bucks on that. Yeah. Erm, I probably won't get up, knowing me, but, er, give it a crack, mate. You'll have another best run in your multis race. Oh, mate, I'm fucking hopeless. You're fucking piss poor. I am hopeless. I couldn't tip water out of a bucket. That's how bad I am. Seriously, so, er, what have you got for us, Kimboss? I've gone for the Bulldogs, er, Lions game tonight, in the AFL. Yeah. Erm. Give us a... Yeah, so, recently I've been going pretty safe with my multis, but just stacking the legs up, and they've... And fucking getting up to... They're coming off alright. You grub. Run it. So, here we've got Bailey Dale, Mark Sponson-Pelly, Tom Libertore, Josh Brankley, for twenty touches each, they should all be locks. Lock it in, bro. Er, lock it in, Eddie. Fuck it, Eddie. Adam Treloar for thirty. This bloke is the biggest ball magnet in the AFL right now. He's been getting mid-thirties, high-thirties consistently every week, so... He's so underrated, too. Oh, mate, he, yeah, he's, yeah, he will have a bloke like Barnes Liber around him. Makes it hard to shine. But, yeah. And then, a few goal-kickers, we've got Jamari Gahagan, Mark Sponson-Pelly, Rory Lobb from the Bulldogs. Yeah. With Sam Darsky missing out, I reckon they should all snap one each this week. I was questioning... Thoughts on, er, thoughts on Rory Lobb, just interrupt. Thoughts on him? Thoughts. Have you seen his, er, have you seen his TikTok and shit? Oh, no, I haven't. No. It's just embarrassing. Like, grow up, mate. He's talking about all this shit that he's playing VFL and stuff, and playing golf and stuff, like, grow up. All I've got to say about that bloke is, er, questionable haircut, man, cut off. Just fucking stop dying your hair, bro. Leave it there. And then, er, big Joey Downerhead for a snack, Charlie Cameron for a snack, and Kyle Lyman for a snack as well. I'm pretty bloody impressed with Kyle Lyman right now. He's been, he's been a wet shit. He's, I reckon he's nearly a chance of the rising star, now that, er, Harley's copped out two weaker, um... Oh, I think that was fair. You do? Yeah. Yeah. I was, I was, I was thinking that they were gonna get him off just because he's Harley Yeah. But I was real happy that they didn't. Yeah. No, he's a fucking star, though. How could you say he's gonna be? Yeah, yeah, man, he's, he's brown amateur, I feel like. When he first, oh, this year I went, yeah, this year brown, like. Like, for sure. Fuck the rising star. Fuck the rising star, I was just going, this is a fucking brown, like. Yeah, bloody hell. Um, yeah, he's exceeded so many Y thoughts on him. Yeah. Um, often, that's what dog when he first started. Yeah. Um, just all that media attention as an 18 year old, but. Yeah. He's handled it pretty well. Must be hard, I guess, moving over from the family to WA. Oh, 100%. WA. Not that one. Oh, yeah, haven't been, but. She's, er, she's pretty, er, pretty isolated from the rest of it. So I can imagine you're pretty hard, but yeah, Kyle Oman, man, he's been fucking exceptional. Like, he had a bag of five a week off two, three weeks ago now, and he's racking up around the 20 mark each time. He gets up there, doesn't he? Yeah, for first bar, and he's electric. Pretty bloody exciting to watch, man. He's done well. That, er, that wraps up our multis. So, like we said, guys, if you've got any, send them on in. And if you've got any this week to get out, also send your winnings in. Yeah. Send your big wins in. Send your losses in too. We don't, listen to your, it'd make me feel better, to be fair. Just know that, just know that we've got a couple of other people. One leg that's kicked ya. Like, send them in. We've had plenty of that. Or you only get up one leg. Yeah. Just send them in. Um, yeah, so we're getting towards the end here, so we've got a few questions. And these are, these are going to be questions we're asking guests as well, down the track, when we get a few on. But, er, hard, at the moment, mate. Favourite beer, or drink. Let's go both. What's your, what's your favourite beer, and your favourite mixer? Favourite beer is going to be folks at George, I reckon. Pretty, yeah. I can't go further than that. You're not a, you're not a crafty man, are ya? Nah, fuck that mate. I've got another word for it, but I'm going to say it. Yeah, probably not the first episode. No. Warm, warm into them. Um, yeah, favourite beer's going to be St George, down Tassie. Yeah. Like, I love a Great Northern out of a can. Yeah. Now that I've, now that I've, er, discovered the Bogan Schooner. Yeah, Bogan Schooner, shout out. Punch a hole in the top, mate, it slides down the gollar. Give the, er, give the Alphablox a listen. Yeah, shout out Alphablox. Yeah, they're, um, they've kind of inspired us to have a crack at this. So, yeah, shout out to you guys. Go give them a listen, they're bloody excellent. Yep. Um. Anyway, so, back to it. Yeah. The Alston George. What about mixers? Um. Oh, it's hard to go past ginger beer. Yep. Love it. James Squire. James Squire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Mark, we've talked about this, they give you a headache though, mate. Yeah, fucking heartburn, mate. They fucking get me good. The more I have them, the more I have them. It tastes good, eh? Oh, yeah. No. You can't stop yourself entirely with it. So, what's your go-to? Beer at the moment, I'm kind of tossing up. So, I'm, er, I love MacArthur. Don't you dare say Bolter. Oh, there you go. So, yeah, the old Bolter XVA, that's a, that's a staple for me. But I think at the moment, Stonewood Pacificale, that has taken cake. Yep. At the moment. Oh, can I, can I just butt in there? I've got a story about Stonewood. So, it was, I would have been about 18 or 19. And, um, it was, it was the first night I got in the piss with the cricket boys. Yep. Um, shout out Mike Jones. Um, what a great man. He's on his honeymoon at the moment. Um, didn't invite me to his wedding, but we must pass that. That's alright. I thought we were a bit close to Mike, but, er, we must pass that. Carry on, Mike. Carry on. Anyway. Um, anyway, yeah, we got on the piss and, um, he bought me a Stonewood. Yeah. A big fucking pint of it. And I was thinking, I can't drink this shit. Like, I hate craft beer. For anyone that knows me, I hate craft beer. Love a lager or an ale, but I hate craft beer. So, I bit my tongue and, I, straight down the, straight down the throat it went. Yep. And, er, after two I thought, you know what? It's not the worst. It's not the worst. So, six beers, six pints later, we're at, er, we're in North Hobart somewhere, I can't remember. Um, head out to work. The old Salamanca Fresh, actually. The old Salamanca Fresh. That's a big topic for an episode to come, that. Yeah, it's coming up in a couple of episodes, I reckon. Um, and, yeah, I started at 6.30. That would have been 8 o'clock, I reckon. Rushed to the toilet, fucking chunnied up my absolute guts. And the old boss came in. Shout out Corey, what a legend he was. Yeah, shout out Corey, absolute ripper. He came in and he knew exactly what was going on. He said, Russ, do you want to go home? And I was like, nah, I'll be right, I've got a little early system now. So, um, nah, Stoney's no good. Shit house mate. Thanks Mike, good on you mate. Just ruined a beer for me. Fucking, I love a good Stoney. Um, anyway, yeah, what was the other? My favourite mix up. Yep. About an hour ago, I reckon the answer's different mate. They, but they involved just so is Pine Line. They, yeah, they're going to be my go to. Really? Yeah. It's super easy to drink. It's huge. Super, super easy. Yeah. Doesn't take a long. Nah, nah, pretty apt. Beer and a half. Hey. Beer and a half in. Yeah. Fucking hell. Behind that though it is, it's the Squire ginger beer. It's the Squire, it has to be the Squire. Yeah, that's an absolute ripper though. We love, we do love a hard solo to be fair, but, uh. Yeah. The old Brookvale ginger beer as well, that's a great one. Yeah. Brookvale, speaking of, uh, feel free to sponsor us. Yes, yeah, fucking oh, hook us up boys. Absolutely, we'd love it. We'd love a couple of free beers, wouldn't we? Yeah, fucking oh. Shout out every episode. Alrighty, moving on. TV shows or movies? What's your go to? Oh, there's always a movie there. Oh yeah. Yep, always a movie there. Yep. Um, still am, but lately I've been getting into TV shows. Yeah, okay. Well, when I've been lately, like the last couple of years. Yeah, yeah. We love a good TV show. I'm watching The Big Bang Theory at the moment. Yeah, that's a classic, man. Yeah. It's a beautiful one. Yeah. Yeah, probably TV shows I reckon. What's the favourite TV show then, The Big Bang or? Nah, nah, nah, not yet. Nah, not yet. Hasn't warmed up on it yet. Um, I'm a massive Office fan. Oh yeah. See, I haven't dived into the Office enough. You've got to have a dab. I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a short. You've got to have a dab. They're definitely going to have a dab at some point. Yeah, probably that or Brooklyn Nine-Nine or Friends. Yep. Love a good sitcom. Yeah, yeah, sitcoms are proper. They're just easy, aren't they? Easy watches, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Um, what's your go-to? You're a TV man? Yeah, I'm a TV show fan. Always have been? Oh, I wouldn't say always. I love movies, but probably other ones. We do love a Disney movie, don't we? Oh, man, all Pixar cars. Bloody hell, if you can't relate, don't know. Oh, mate. Oh, mate. What a legend. Oh, mate. What's your favourite movie then? Favourite? No, TV show. That's a hard one. Oh, mate, like I said, Friends is a classic. Yep. Modern Family, that was a great one. Didn't have a bit of one, but at the moment I'm grinding suits. Yeah, yeah, yep. Heavily invested. I'm up to season... about to dive into season seven. Harvey Spectre, eh? Oh, Harvey Spectre. What a weapon. What a man. Oh, geez. Speaking of, like, alpha blokes, he's up there with the prime of male physique and just everything about being a male. You actually can't get much better than that, can you? He's got money, he's got hair, he's got suits. I think we've got a bit of a man crush here. That actually leads us on to our next... That leads us on to our next little question. What's your celebrity crush? I think we both know where this is going and we're... We've both got the same one. We're on the same page here, but, mate, Anna Diarmuid. She's... Anna Diarmuid. Fucking oh... She's... Yeah, she's... She's hard to beat. She's bloody great. What was your... Who was it growing up? Honestly... Oh, you didn't really have one? I don't know if I really had one growing up. Yeah, right. I'll tell you what, when I was a little fat fucker, I would put that down. What show was she on? She was on that Victorious show. Yeah, Victorious on Nickelodeon. Oh, I love that. Yeah, that was an absolute classic, that one. What about you? We know it was Anna Diarmuid. Yeah, I had a Diarmuid, but I had a Diarmuid growing up. Yeah, I did, actually. It's a bit... It's questionable. Nah, I'm not going to say questionable, but it's just off the show. Alright. Just... I'm going to go Princess Kate. Really? Princess Kate Middleton. She was elite, mate. Oh, we're kidding, aren't ya? No, no. When she was... Right, when they got married, when the old royal wedding, that was fucking... That was the best day ever. Old William. Old William. Old Prince William. Old Prince William. Yeah, that was... He's not that old, though, isn't he? He's alright, thanks Geoff, the old boy. The bloke with not much hair, he's come alright. Looks like old Geoff, doesn't he? Shout out Geoffroy. Shout out... Nah, fuck him. Oh, Christ. Alright. Couple of questions left. Yep. If you could have one dish, or item of food, for the rest of your life, and only that item of food, what would it be? A single one? Yeah. Erm... God. I love sushi. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But, like, the real Australian sushi, so no fish, just all chicken and mayo. Yeah, crispy chicken with mayo. I love rice. Yeah. I really love rice. Yeah, rice. So I'm gonna have to go. Dad cooks this unbelievable thing called Barlerine's rice. Yeah. Couldn't tell you what's in it. He just cooks it up, and I eat it, and it fucking tastes good. True. It tastes real good. Okay, I'll be hitting Geoffroy up for that one. Barlerine's rice next time I see him. Yeah, just buy him some rice, and he'll be like, yeah, I'm cooking you that. Yeah, we're fucking on it, Russ. What's your go-to? Now, I actually had this conversation last night with one of me housemates. I'll lock, he'll be a guest coming up soon as well. We've locked him in. Don't have a date for you yet, but in the next... Locked him in? Lock him, lock him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the next month or so. It's actually, I don't know, like, you don't get sick of bread, do you? Nah. True. Seriously, though. And then, plain and simple, fucking bit of garlic bread, sprinkle a bit of cheese on top, chuck it in the air fryer, mate. 160 for about 8-10 minutes, that is right. So, I don't know, I feel like I get sick of big dishes every now and then. Like, I've been smacking spag bo, fucking this week, I've had about five of them, meal prepping, and yeah, that's kind of led me towards the old garlic bread. But, uh, yeah, that's me. You can't beat garlic bread. Yeah. Now, for our last question, any fucking grub out there that answers any differently, unfollow us. I don't want to hear from you. I'd rather you not follow us. We actually don't give a fuck if you unfollow us. You are a fucking grub. And we know the answer to this, mate. Is it a parmy or a parma? Oh, fuck me. It's a parmy. Eddie, there's... Sorry. We could talk about this for fucking hours. Shout out, Ty, you've, uh, oh sorry Ty, the old beanpole. The old beanpole. That was his, uh, carry-on. Don't know if he knows what he said, but he said parmy, not parma. So, he's on the right wavelength here, so, what up, mate. But, um, yeah, that's an absolute fucking joke. If you think it's a parmy, all you Victorians who reckon it's a parmy, you've jammed up your arse. We're the Sunboat Sean. To put it nicely. We're the Sunboat Sean. Good work. Happy with that. Um, last little, uh, last little segment to finish off with. Have you got a joke of the day for us? I do. Have you? Yeah. This is going to be a, uh, yeah, a weekly sort of occurrence. And, um, we're going to ask guests and, um, that stuff about them, so. Yeah. Um, again, if you have any jokes, like, please send them in. Because we'd love to, we'd love to shout you out or we'd love to tell it for you. Absolutely. Um. Absolutely. So, have you got one for us? Yeah, bro. So, uh, why do hospitals have air conditioners? What was that? To keep the veggies fresh for us. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Please don't get us cancelled. Oh, well, if it's as good as that. But, um, I'll tell you, yeah. I found this the other day. Um, when I say that when you're shag, you, uh, you burn off as many calories as running eight kilometres. But I thought, like, who the fuck runs eight kilometres in 30 seconds? What does that mean? I'm only around a 4K there, bro. Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck it, though. Well, I reckon that, uh, that polishes off the episode. Yeah. If you've made it this far, appreciate it. But, uh. Well done. Well done. If you've made it this far, come on. Thanks for, uh, thanks for supporting. Remember, hit that Spotify link if you enjoyed it. If you're not, if you're doing it, if it's not your cup of tea, no worries. But, uh. If it's not your cup of tea, you can piss off. Yeah, get fucked. Anyway, till next time, Team Sneakers. Stay loose, stay out of trouble. That's it. No, yeah. Bye-bye. See you later. Bye-bye. Bash. What's that? Fifty minutes? We're a little bit shaky at the start. Fuck. You all right? Mm. That's fucking away.