Announcer Brad Pitt

The narrator describes their encounter with Joe Herring, praising his attractive appearance. However, when the narrator greets Joe, a different person responds and reveals that the person they thought was Joe Herring was actually Brad Pitt. The narrator is told not to feel bad because people often mix them up. The narrator mentions that there will be more about Joe Herring coming up. The moment I first laid eyes on Joe Herring, I was stunned by his remarkably rugged good looks, his lean, panther-like physique, and his waving shock of blonde hair falling across his forehead like a sunset caressing a mountain range. The deep mists of time enveloped me in an ageless silence, a perpetual quiet born of Mr. Herring's amazing presence. I worked up my courage and spoke to this Greek god standing before me. Hello, Mr. Herring. I'm such a great fan of yours. Strangely, I heard a squat, bald, bespectacled man to my left reply, Thanks, buddy. Nice of you to say. The mighty male specimen to which I had directed my greeting had turned on his heel and strode swiftly away. Upon seeing my confusion, the bald man with glasses and too much fat said, That was Brad Pitt. Don't feel bad. People always get us mixed up. Stay tuned for more Joe Herring right after this.