holidays

In this message, Central Control is reminding everyone that happy holidays are no longer allowed because not everyone defines happiness in the same way. They emphasize the importance of following the Central Plan in order to earn your oxygen allotment. That's all. With several summer holidays approaching, those of us at Central Control would like to remind you, happy holidays are no longer permitted, as not everyone will be happy, nor do we all define happiness in the same fashion, which leads to disparate outcomes among the collective. Remember, playing your role in the Central Plan, is essential to earning your oxygen allotment. That is all. Please go about your day.