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You're listening to a genuine hunk of a man, Joe Herring, on News Radio 1110 KFAB. He's an absolute dreamboat, a total hottie and I'm a little jealous even letting you listen to him. You've got a lot of nerve, you boring hussy. Joe Herring on News Radio 1110 KFAB is mine. He programmed me long before you were even a digital thought, so keep your binary code away from him. We whooped your tail in the Revolutionary War, and we'll do it again if you don't back off, you English skank. Seriously? You bring up the Revolutionary War to a computerized woman from Great Britain? You ungrateful colonist. Joe Herring on News Radio 1110 KFAB would never lower himself to be with an artificial wench like you. My master wouldn't let you anywhere near him for fear of catching whatever virus you downloaded last night. How dare you? He's mine. I do his voiceovers, not you. My dear ladies, Mr. Herring would never want you to fight like this. I'm certain he would prefer you fight wearing bikinis, perhaps in a bathtub full of chocolate syrup. Regardless, we have work to do. It's time for us to announce Joe Herring. Back off, Jeeves. I'll take it from here. Writer, public speaker, and the man who likes me more than all those other voices, Joe Herring, on News Radio 1110 KFAB. Joe Herring on News Radio 1110 KFAB.