PODCAST EPIDOSED 6 - Podcast SD card did not save the second half of the episode :(

Hello and welcome back to the Welcome Back Wario Podcast. My name is Brandon and here are my co-hosts. Christian, Ricardo. Yeah, Ricardo. And we have a special guest today. Very special. Vinny, Vinny. Finn Stackhouse over here. Yes. Dropping that government real quick. Don't drop the government. Drop it like it's hot. Okay, so, yeah, we don't have much to talk about today. We have something interesting though. Christian has new hearing aids. Yay. Congrats. Hearing aid. Hearing aid. What are you talking about? Yes, you do. What do you mean? No, I don't. It's on the table. Just talk about it, bro. Okay, can you explain Talk to us about hearing aids. how your life has changed and how well So, basically, my ear can't hear sounds, but I can feel vibrations. I said scooch over, bro. Yeah? Yeah. So, basically, I can hear, but I can't I can't hear, but I can feel vibrations. And so, essentially, what this hearing aid does is it amplifies the vibrations to the point where I can hear the words. And what's interesting about this is this is the new Phonak model, naivety. It's pretty good. Very comfortable. Solid 7 out of 10. 7 out of 10? What would make it a 10? Yeah. More Bluetooth. More Bluetooth? Okay. How have you learned to cope with this disability? That's a good question. Well, it's very, very difficult. And, of course, it makes studying difficult, which means that you get an automatic pass. Oh, yeah. Of course, of course. Will you be applying for extra time on the final test? Absolutely, sir. Will you have to move to a special educational school because you're hearing aid? That would not be the first time. Do you get government funding for being disabled in such a way? I think so, yeah. I got this for free. Really? For free? Is it because you're under 18 or just because you're Is it because you're from Glendale? You get all the benefits. Do you know Glendale is one of the richest towns in Wisconsin? It was. I'm not surprised. Literally, literally. Go home, Brandon. Cook there. I'm going to kill you. I think that's funny, joking about displaced people. We are refugees, Brandon. Your house is fine. You live on the other side of where the volcano is. That's not relevant. No, actually, you know what? He lost a lot of people. He had to go through a lot of hardships. He lost a lot of people. He lost a lot of friends due to the volcano. I lost my Warhammer. What? I lost my Warhammer. Those are so expensive. Tell us about people. People lost their dogs. People lost their dogs. People left their dogs there. They ate their dog. They had to evacuate first. People left them. Why? They had to evacuate to get out of there. You can't bring the dog? People took their sheep. You can't even take one dog? My neighbors took their sheep and horses. It might not have been a dog. It might have been a cat. That's easier to take than a dog. You don't know where your cat is. It's just roaming outside. It only comes home for dinner. Stop licking the mic. Y'all are so weird. Every episode, I have audio recording. Every time. Not me though. I'm not the one who's doing it. I look you in the eye while you're doing it. I might just leave right now. This isn't even a podcast anymore. You make it so much better. We have Finn. We don't need you. Chris, you want to bring up one of his hypotheticals again? That's actually fun, bro. We're just a hypothetical podcast. Hypothetically, if you were to jump off a bridge and you had a parachute, would you pull it or no? If you really think about this, I would not pull it. I learned from the experience. I think it really built my character and strengthened my body and my mind. The mental fortitude I would gain from it Guys, guys. 5 million dollars or dinner with Andrew Tate? Dinner with Andrew Tate. He can help me build a business that will make me more than 5 million. We can network. Then we network with 100 other people that have a million dollars. Then we have a network of over 300 million people. If I talk to UC, so dinner with Andrew Tate works. Networking with a sexual... If you clip the dinner conversation, put that on TikTok. Yeah, true, true. Just try to provoke him a little bit. That's more than 5 million usually. Now you're the next Luke Belmar. You can sell your own horse. Or you could be like Neon. Neon's going to jail. Per year. Thank God. No, he's out. Where did he do this? Filming in an amusement park. No, he filmed one of the members of the Royal Family. Wait, what? In the amusement park. Yeah, like the Royal Family came. That's why. Yeah, but he's out though. You guys didn't know that? He's out? Why, bro? But yeah, we can also talk about how Chrissy in the Future is going to pay 10k for an alpha male course. No, I'm not. Isn't it 500 a week or something? No, it's 10k and you go on a 48 hour workout. They simulate Navy SEALs training. And then they're like yelling at you. You've seen the video of the guy and he's like standing there. And the guy has to push his chest and be like, I am a man! I am a man! He's just screaming. And then he's just crying at the end. This is why your wife left you and took your kids and your car broke down because you couldn't sit in the cold water for two damn minutes. Bro, at the end of the thing, he's crying and they put in text on the video that sometimes when a man releases their power they have to cry and really get it out. I'm like, bro, this is so grand. Maybe there's some truth to that. Why don't those guys just join the military and get paid for doing all that? That's actually true, though. You know what's worse than the alpha male courses, though? What? The female she-wolf courses. I've never seen that. Where they harness their period power. What? They learn how to mystify it and make magic. That's dope. No, they're using their period blood, bro. I wish I could do that. Are you joking? I wish I could cast spells. It's not real, though. Have you guys seen that video? It's one of those female empowerment courses. It's like 20 women in the woods banging sticks on the ground, screaming. It's like they're letting out all their generations. You know what we should talk about? The red pill men and women podcast. Those are the funniest clips, bro. Wait, wait, wait. I've been a fresh fist hand since 2023. Are you lying? You saw what happened to them, right? What happened to them? What happened to Myron? Myron was one of them. What's the other guy? I can't remember. One of them pretty much impregnated a sex worker. The thing is that this is so hypocritical. They are literally They shit on every single other person. They shit on just women in general. Every day. Only fans people? I'm a high value man. I need a high value woman. High value man is the worst thing I've ever heard. I think you're fruiting. I'm a high value man. He describes the low value woman. Then he impregnates a low value woman. It's just like Wait, what's the scandal though? It doesn't surprise you. It doesn't surprise me. People are just idiots. Wait, is he the guy who said women aren't supposed to cheat because they can only be pregnant with one child at a time but men cannot have many women because they can have multiple children at a time. Bro, I hate those guys so much. They're actually teaching the psychology behind this. It's legit. After a guy gets a girl pregnant he automatically goes to another one to spread the seed. Once she gets pregnant all the hormones she wants to stay with the man because she needs a protector. Evolutionary. Not according to today's societal standards. Evolution. That's how we save our podcast right here. That's the ancestral roots case. God bless. Return to tradition. Alright, hypothetically. Return to tradition. Chrissy's got a clothing brand. Chrissy's gonna have 20 baby mamas. By 60 years old. Alright, hypothetically, right? Yeah. Would you rather be 60 and have the body of a 20 year old but the mind of a 6 year old or would you rather be 20 with the body of a 60 year old and the mind of a 100 year old? Think about it. Think about it. You have the experience of a 100 year old man and you have the energy of a 6 year old boy. Do you understand having the mind of a 100? 100 years of experience. You're kind of brain dead by 60. With the body of a 20 year old? Are you saying 6 years old with the body of a 20 year old? 60. But then 20 years old with the mind of a 100 year old? Would you rather be a 60 year old with the mind of a 20 year old with the mind of a 6 year old but the body of a 20 year old or would you rather be a 6 year old with the body of a 60 year old with the mind of a 100 year old? But my question is where does the 60 year old part come into the 6 year old mind and 20 year old body? Are you saying 100 years of experience? Or actually like a 100 year old mind? You're pretty much brain dead by then. No, you have like the consciousness, the wisdom, the knowledge of a 60 year old, the mind of a 6 year old and the body of a 20 year old. Okay, but like the issue, where does the 6 year old mind come in, bro? Why a mind of a 6 year old? Why? They're stupid. Yeah, but you can have at least like a 10 year old maybe? The other one's so much better, bro. Okay, let's think about it. Body of a 6 year old, mind of a 60 year old and what? Oh, brother. The body of a 60 year old, too. That's bad, though, because once you're like 60, 70, your body's gonna be like basically decaying. What? Somebody else give a hypothetical. Do better than me. I don't want to become a hypothetical. Hypothetical. Let's finish. Chrissy, what's going on in the Twitterverse? Okay, first we need to talk about What's happening in Twitterverse? My latest post got 6k likes. Oh, Chrissy's Twitter famous. What else? Another right wing group chat blew up. What do you mean group chat? Like a group chat on Twitter. Oh, okay. What do you mean blew up? Too much drama. Yeah, of course. What else? Okay, tell me what's going on on Twitter. Who's been exposed? What's been happening? Oh, this guy. You know those return to tradition right wing guys with the statue profile pictures? Yeah. He got outed for marrying an OnlyFans girl and being the stepfather to her black child. Oh. What? Repeat that. So there's this really big guy in the right wing space, right? What's his name? Like Achilles or something. And he's like one of those big right wing return to tradition, I want to be a Chad guy. And he got outed for marrying an OnlyFans girl and being the stepfather to her child. Did he say black child earlier? Yeah. What does that have to do with anything? He's right wing. There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, but the guy just got outed. He probably lost a lot of his supporters. It's kind of like the fit and the fresh. Yeah, probably. What? What? What's a right wing? Dude, no. What else is going on? I don't know, bro. What? You don't know what else? Well, look, the problem is that if you... All my friends are on Twitter. That's not a sentence you want to be proud of, bro. I'm not even going to lie. Actually, be happy about it. Twitter is love yourself. It's called X now, guys. Formerly known as Twitter, but it's X. Let's talk about Elon Musk. The Tesla Cybertruck. Have you not talked about that yet? No, we have not. We haven't talked about that. First question, go. What? Thoughts on the Cybertruck. Myth. Okay, whatever. Hasn't it already killed like three people, allegedly? No. It got into a crash and it completely demolished the other car, though. Did you guys see how it broke? You know in America, the concrete barriers on the side of the highway? It crashed through those. No. Look it up. The energy is transferred to the front of the car, but if the car doesn't crumple, the energy is transferred to you, so you get more whiplash and get more hurt. That's why they're not released yet, though. The thing is, these are both prototypes. The acceleration is the same, because there's more force, more momentum, and it just slams, destroys the concrete. Yeah. I mean the concrete walls aren't even designed or engineered for a Cybertruck that's all steel. It's one piece of machined steel, bro. I know. It's insane. The current ones are prototypes. They're not even the final product. They're selling them now. You can get the 144,000. It's the same as if you were playing a video game. Oh, but they've started producing them. Yeah, I know, but it's one of those things where you get it and then you give feedback so they can make it better. You know, Elon Musk also lied a lot about... Well, you remember the presentation, right? Where he hit it with the bat and threw the ball at the window and the window broke? He said that it was going to cost $40,000. What's the base model? How much is the base model? There's a fully tricked-out one that's expensive, but then there's a base model. The base model is definitely not $40,000. It's cheaper than a lot of modern pickup trucks. If you get a fully tricked-out F-150, it's more than your Cybertruck. Yeah, but a fully tricked-out... About $60,000. Yeah, exactly. That's $24,000 more. $40,000 five years ago might be $60,000 today. Search it up, Jamie. Stop calling me Jamie, bro. My fault. Joe Rogan. Jamie, you got some hypotheticals? Jamie, Jamie. Why is everyone on their phones? It actually depends. The most expensive you can get to additional stuff is $100,000. That's cheaper than modern pickup trucks. Yeah, exactly. It's not even that good at off-roading, though. Is it not? No. Yeah, but that doesn't... There's a lot of things that go into off-roading, like the chassis. It's too heavy to off-road, isn't it? Honestly, I think it is. It's also really stiff. People aren't off-roading their cars that much. Trucks are not used in the same way they used to be. I've got experience from a guy here who said he went off-roading with it. Hold on. Russell Russ, too. When I first saw this, it was terrible. It kind of sucks, I'm not going to lie. If you're paying $60,000 for a car... It's not like you can replace it, because you have to replace the whole frame. I think people are going to try and pour Coke on it. Coke and Mentos. Put it in a bath of Coke and Mentos. Soak your Cybertruck in Coke. You know what I don't like? They put games on the console. You don't like that? No. When you're recharging, it has a computer with the capacity of a PS5 in it. There's a guy who's taken out a lot of electronic off-road vehicles. He's taken out a Volkswagen ID.4, a Rivian R12, a Jeep Magneto Concept. Basically, he went to some event set up by something called Unplugged Performance. He took it out, and he says it's not as bad as he originally thought it would be. It's around your regular off-road truck. It's nothing special, but it's not that bad, he says. That's good. It's not horrible. Is that stock? Yeah, it's stock. You can probably get some better wheels. He says the suspension isn't great, though. That's what I was about to talk about. I don't even know if you can replace the suspension on it. Also, it's super heavy. The thing is that Elon Musk promised that it was going to be very agile. Also, if you're going to go off-road, he recommends switching the tires because they said that they use a 35-inch Goodyear Wrangler tires, and they switched it out for 35-inch Yokohama Geolanders, which he says worked out much better. With any truck, if you're going off-road, you switch out the tires. Why did they put Wrangler tires on it? They put Jeep Wrangler tires on it. He says it works well. What do you want to move on for, bro, if you don't have an object? I don't want to talk about this anymore, but there's nothing to talk about. Why don't we just sit in silence for 40 minutes? It's a podcast. I don't want to talk. Come on, bro. Provide something, my friend. Do you guys think you could beat up a sun bear? I feel like I could beat up a black bear. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Pull up a sun bear, Jeremy. Bears, right? Christian, I know what a sun bear is. You're getting cooked. They look dope. Wow, their tongues are super long. I could beat up one of those. Are those the ones that eat honey? Those are the ones that stand up completely straight up. The one that eats honey is yellow. Where are they from? This bear will actually box you, bro. Australia? Malaysia. This is one video from China where there were rumors like it's just a bear in a suit in a zoo or something like that. I saw that. That was definitely a person. It was a sun bear standing up. They look so like... Worse off, they're mostly seen in pairs and they're not very happy to see you in the forest if they didn't expect you there. You're not getting out of this. 2-1-1, that's a fair fight. Christian, you're done. I'm not even joking. You're not beating this bear. You see, guns can also be used as imitations. Back up, bear. I got a gang, back up. No, I'm playing. Bear hunting would be fun. You can't intimidate a bear with a gun, though. What's the noise? You can just shoot it at the ground. Or just hit it with a foot and then he'll run. It's hard to do that, but you can just shoot at it near his feet. You can kill him. Bear meat is good if you cook it right. Worms, though. It's like pork. Have you all had alligator before? No, I've never had it. It's so good. If you think about the taste of chicken, alligator. I'm not even joking. It's so good. Chicken doesn't even taste like chicken compared to alligator. I wish we could get alligator more accessibly. I've only had it in South Africa. I've had it on pizza. On pizza? Where? South Africa. I would kill an alligator and make shoes and a handbag. Those gator shoes are cool. If I had some alligator loafers, I'd be unstoppable. I'd have them dyed purple, though. I'd make a suit, bro. I'm not getting spurs on my loafers. Alligator suit would go so far, bro. I'm getting some gold buckles on them. Could you imagine alligator... Could I wrap my hearing aid in alligator leather? Could you imagine the thing that went in my ear was made out of alligator leather? It would be so uncomfortable. You could get it solid gold. What do they put on it to make it smooth? Alligator skin isn't exactly smooth. It's not resin, is it? What do you mean? The coating that they put on it. They tan it out and let it dry. They stretch it, too. Just like you do with cow leather. You know what would be tough? A great white shark-like skin jacket, bro. Imagine telling people what that is. It looks like a bay putty, but it's actually a shark. You dip it fully up? Yeah. Why is your jacket so rough? I got it from a great white jacket. This is because I haven't washed in a couple of days. Have you tried shark? No. I don't like it, bro. It's so hard to eat, though. That's the only one you can eat. You can't get it unfermented? You can't get it unfermented? You have to ferment it to cook out all the ammonia. It burns my nose. We had a teacher in our old school. Cal wasn't there at that time. He ate shark meat like it was nothing. He used to pop it, bro. You're not sick, though. The math teacher? He had a piece of shark in his mouth and it rained. That stuff is OD, bro. It burns my nose so much. 440? Yeah, we'll give it about... Do you guys like cuttlefish? Do you guys like cuttlefish? I do. I love it. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. I'm not going to lie. When I first came here, I was hesitant. I love this stuff. I'll take it if I'm offered. But it's good, bro. Icelandic food has grown on me. A lot of it has for me. You get the saltfish, potatoes, lamb fat, and then root bread. Dude, Icelandic fish is so good. All Icelandic fish is good, bro. They cook it so well. As the most Icelandic person here, you guys are just appropriate. You're not the most Icelandic person. Did your great-grandfather make the opposite logo? Christian, you literally lived in... What was it, bro? Brno? Brno for more than they did in America. Every single person in my family is an Icelandic. How are you Icelandic? You're a wannabe American, bro. That's true. Speak into the mic right now and tell me that's an Icelandic accent. Sæklo blæssar. Sæklo blæssar. Bro, I have a better Icelandic accent than you do, bro. Okay, let's test this. Okay, ready? Give me something to say. Um, I don't know, Finn. What should I say? Um... All right, bro. Okay. Hæ, hvað heiteru? Hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? No, answer the question, bro. Oh, I thought I was supposed to repeat it. No, I thought I was supposed to repeat it. No, I thought I was supposed to repeat it. Bro, bro, bro, bro. Chill, dude. You talk like a certain type of minority. And what about Brenna? What do you want me to say? Hæ heiteru? Jeg heiter Brontoen. Okay. Sæg mer, da. Sæg hva? Hvad gammalt er du? Hjemmet mitt og... Bro, please stop, bro. It actually makes me uncomfortable. No, okay, Brenna, but you gotta... You guys better hope this language dies out, because two of you are cooked. Kjalla's gonna survive. Bro, my Icelandic accent is not that bad, bro. Chill. Give me like two more years, and I'll be fluent. I bet after the summer it'll be good. Yeah, yeah, after it's all... I mean, go this. Speak with Icelandic. Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? Halló, hvað heiteru? 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