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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Wasteland's newest radio show, Radio Wastelander. I'm your host, the T-Man. Looking forward to spreading the news with you from the town of Vejo. Blue moon, you saw me standing alone Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for You heard me saying a prayer for someone I really could care for And then there suddenly appeared before me the only one my arms will hold I heard somebody whisper, please adore me And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own And then there suddenly appeared before me the only one my arms will ever hold I heard somebody whisper, please adore me And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own Hey everybody in the news get around about a guy named Fletcher Pete Old Pete just flew into this town and he's chopping up all the women's meat He's packing and whacking and smacking Fletcher Pete's got a long sharp knife He starts chopping and don't know when to stop Oh, you fellas got to watch your wives, but Pete don't care whose meat he chops He's packing and whacking and smacking Chopping that meat Ever since Pete flew into town, he's been having a ball Just cutting and chopping for miles around Single women, married women, old maids and all He's packing and whacking and smacking Waked up in the morning, half past five Chopped from sunrise to sunset I don't see how he stays alive Meat's gonna be the death of old Pete yet He's packing and whacking and smacking Chopping that meat The police put Pete in jail Yes, he finally met his fate But when they came to pay his bill They found him chopping on his cellmates He's packing and whacking and smacking Chopping that meat That's what you'll see as the bravest man Tried to chop down the women in the rain Just asked for anything he can get Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet Well, they let old Pete out of jail He went back to his store All the women who read his mail Were waiting on Pete to chop some more He's packing and whacking and smacking Chopping that meat There's an old woman who was 92 Lives down the street She said, one thing more I want to do Find old Pete and let him chop my meat He's packing and whacking and smacking And now He went to church one Sunday night He gave the preacher a fist That crazy Pete started a fight When he went hacking on the pulpit He's packing and whacking and smacking Chopping that meat Well, they put him in jail again They tried to give him life Pete beat the case He pleaded and said They gave him back his tame old knife He's packing and whacking and smacking Chopping that meat Well, he got out of jail on Sunday night Monday he packed his grip He started to China to see the sight Went nuts again and chopped up the ship He's packing and whacking and smacking Chopping that meat Brought old Pete back to town To electrocute him there But Pete's crazy Like a clown Chopped down that electric chair He's packing and whacking and smacking He's a maniac He's packing and whacking and smacking He's packing and whacking Chopping that meat Mojave Express Attempting to sell the town of Vail Into slavery These results were After an attempted murder Of an NCR officer We have not been able to reach The NCR forces To get an accurate comment On any of this information Legion forces clash With the independents Leading to many deaths But at the end of the day The independent town Has managed to hold on For at least another day Town of Vail is still One of the major trading hubs To the land of Utah If you're looking for a way To make some cash That might be the place to be In the next few days This is the T-Man signing off