Jeffrey Thug

The main ideas from this information are: - The speakers discuss a predicament of needing to find a bathroom in a public place. They talk about their preferences for certain bathrooms and the importance of having air freshener in bathrooms. - They share personal stories about times when they had to find a bathroom urgently and the strategies they used to cope with the situation. - They briefly mention the topic of Young Thug and how his lyrics are being used against him in a trial. - They discuss the idea of rappers using their lyrics to boast about crimes and whether or not it is wise to do so. I'm going to wink at them. Oh, I got one for you. Okay. You are now tuned into the most ignorant podcast in America. This is the Unemployment Line. I am the D.O.K. and I'm sitting here with my main man, Larry P. What you got to say, my man? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's all you know. So let me ask you this. Before we even get into our show, I had a predicament recently, right? And this is something that I feel like you are the most appropriate person for me to have this conversation with. A predicament. Yeah. And so you are the most appropriate person for me to have this conversation with. And you'll understand what I'm saying in a second. So I'm out at an event, right? And it's a small event. And prior to the event, you know, I went to lunch. So I'm in the event. You got the bubblegum. And I got the bubblegum. Yep. See, I already knew. So I'm sitting there, and I'm just like, what is the appropriate protocol for me to adjust this issue? Because I can't drop this deuce here. I cannot. You got to drop the deuce there. That's what you would do, right? I'm going to tell you what I did. I left. So I drove to the nearest QT. I was just about to say, it depends on how bad the bubblegums are. Like, if the bubblegums are that you can't make it to another destination, then, yeah, you got to drop it there. I'm not going to drop it there, because I don't like public bathrooms like that. QT, public. Only two public bathrooms I will trust. If there ain't no QT or public in the area of anywhere we are at, I'm taking a dump outside. I'm sorry, what? I'm dumping outside. I am dumping outside. I usually try to find someplace with multiple stalls. What I don't want to do is go someplace where there's like a single-stall bathroom. That's more of my issue. It's not like, like, if I'm at somebody's house, like, that's like already like a, I can't do it here. I cannot do it at your house. I got to go somewhere. I will blow your toilet up at your crib if your bathroom clean. My thing is, I don't like dirty bathrooms. Where's the location of the bathroom? Brother, I went to my auntie house. I went to my auntie house for Thanksgiving. And, um, it was either the cake she gave me or something else. But that thing started turning my stomach. And I said, well, not gonna make it here, buddy. So I went to the only bathroom I trusted. I didn't even know what other bathroom was that. I just knew there was one bathroom that checked off all the check marks for Larry's cleanliness. And I said, this is the one I'm gonna use. Went in there, blew that thing up. I even looked for some air freshener. She didn't have air freshener in there, which was surprising. As a courtesy, and that's one thing I do want to bring up. As a courtesy, whether you feel like you need it or not, every house, keep some fresh air freshener in the bathroom. You got to, man. But you never know when one of your guests is gonna come over after they done had some soup or some ice cream. Or they done stopped by Starbucks and got a latte. And it's gonna hit you in a way you didn't expect. Please be courteous to your guests, man. Not even be courteous to the guests. If you know you about to have an event that's gonna have multiple people. Oh, for sure. For sure. If you're gonna have an event at your house, you definitely got to have air freshener. And not Lysol. Air freshener. It's different. Yeah. Because when you spray that, that Lysol smell lingers. And so everybody know what you just did in there. Like, there you go. Like, so you've lived in a situation like this and I've lived in a situation like this too. Where the restroom, that's the go-to restroom for guests, is like right in the front. And that's all the more reason why you got to get some air freshener. Yep. Because the likelihood if you have anything at your house or apartment that somebody's gonna have to drop a deuce in that bathroom, it's hot. Yep. And you don't know who it's gonna be. You don't know when it's gonna be. But if you having something over there and it's like 15 people over there. Somebody might drop a deuce. Somebody gonna have to be jeezed. It's gonna happen. Yeah. Especially people been drinking. All that type stuff. But no, man. Look. If we in the house, at the end of the day, and it depends on who's house I'm at too. Because if it's somebody's house that I'm real comfortable with and we having an event there. Oh, yeah. I don't even think twice about it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm asking. I'm not even gonna do it in the public one. I'm gonna say, hey, man. Like, I'm about to go use your master bedroom. Oh, yeah. Toilet. Oh, yeah. I'm going to use your toilet in your master bedroom just to keep the camaraderie and everything cool. And ain't nobody. Like, look, you ain't going in here. But look, I'm about to go blow this toilet up. But yeah, if it's somebody else's house that I'm at and like I said, I trust the bathroom and the bathroom cleaning them. I'll blow it up. If we had like a public venue or something like that. But yeah, if I can make it to a QT or public and it's close by, I'll go there. But if not, I mean, thankfully, I haven't been in too many more situations. When I was younger, I used to be in a situation like that all the time. I controlled it. I know how to control it. I know what makes me go. And I don't have to do that no more. And see, my thing is I know it's better out than in. And so like the whole time when I got to this event, the whole time I'm sitting there trying to strategize, where can I go? I'm sitting there looking at Google Maps. Like I'm trying to see what are the venues like? I was like, OK, it's a Burger King. Nah, I ain't trying to do no Burger King. It's a flea market. I ain't going to no flea market. I was like, ooh, it's a QT. And I got out of there. I didn't explain myself to nobody. But I'll be right back. That happened to me in college, though. We ate some Taco Bell. And then I told them boys, I said, hey, man, y'all need to take me back to campus. Because I got to take a dump. And they said, shut up, boy. We ain't going back to campus. And I said, all right. So we went to the house party. And I tried my best to hold it, man. I stood up in the cut, man. I was laying there. You can't hold it. Holding it is not an option. I want people to understand that. You cannot hold it. Every now and again, sometimes the gas would be the worst part. It don't really be the dump. It'd be the gas. So I was like, if you let off enough gas, that could give you another 30, 45 minutes. So I was letting off gas. But the smell. I was in the cut. I was in the cut. Like, I had strategically placed myself close in an area where, like, nobody would smell me letting off this gas. I was letting it off. And, yeah, my stomach was still like, nah, brother, it's got to come out now. So for me, you know, I used to be a manager at Walgreens and they paid you all the time. We were at work. If you ever been a manager at, like, a department store or something like that, like, you know how much they need the manager all around the place. So if I used to pray to God, I say, give me five to seven minutes and I just need to go to the toilet. And so I could get mine out in five minutes. And I ran to the bathroom, push that thing out, flush the toilet, came out the bathroom. I blamed it on the person before me, though. Oh, yeah. The people was coming in to pee after me. They said, oh, it's a thing. I say, yeah, it's a thing. I said, that person blew it up before me. And then I went and chilled. Crazy thing about the party. This is what happened. Party went on. All of a sudden the music cut off. And they said, they said, hey, who took a dump in the bathroom? They said, hey, who took a dump in the bathroom? Hey, yo. And they said, look, we ain't going to, we're not cutting this music back on until the person that took the dump confessed. I'm going to tell you how much I lied about that, how much I lied about that in my head. I was literally standing around the party with, like, well, y'all going to confess or what? Wait, wait, wait. Larry, it's you. It's you. You the person that did it. I was literally around that party looking to see who took the dump. And I was like, but y'all better confess so they can get that music back on. Safe to say nobody ever confessed. Did they turn the music back on? Yes, they did. We going to get it back cracking, but whoever it is, you're nasty. Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka. And, um, and the guys that threw that party about like five years later, I told him it was me. I said, hey, y'all remember that party y'all threw at y'all house? Yeah, that was me. Speaking of it was me. What are we talking about today on the employment line? Today we're talking about, um, you got to tell me how you want to say it. Jeffrey. Oh, yeah. Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey Thug. Jeffrey got a lot going on, man. It's a lot of different directions. I want to, we want to take it with Jeffrey, but, um, you know, for y'all who are unfamiliar, Young Thug, is he on trial? Um, I don't even know what Young Thug is at this point. Cause I don't know, man. He ain't in jail yet. I mean, he ain't, he ain't, he ain't sentenced yet. I could just tell you that. So there's a lot of things going on with him. The first I want to address is, uh, it was revealed that the prosecution was trying to utilize his lyrics to say that this is him confessing to crimes. And which prompted the entire rap community to be like, well, it shouldn't be able to do that. In fact, Joe went even further and be like, I used to lie on my lyrics all the time. My thing is. Live in your rap and rap in your life. Is that a wise idea? Is the thing about it? There should be a statue of limitations, right? All right. Um, I forgot who I was talking to about this, like a while ago, but there's a difference in today's rappers versus the rappers. We grew up on the Jeezy's, the TIs and all that stuff. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like the Jeezy, the TIs, they rapped about the life that they lived. But see. Okay. Okay. Let's push pause right there. Right. Let's take Jeezy for example. Jeezy. On his debut album. Mm hmm. Told the world. I was selling cocaine where I was selling cocaine and how much cocaine I was selling is how much money I was making off selling cocaine. This is who I was affiliated with to get the cocaine. It was a lot of talent on him. Statue of limitations though. Can you prove if, if that, if that, can you prove that happened today? Can you prove that happened seven years ago? Can you prove that he was selling cocaine for a long period of time? No. These rappers today be rapping about it. Why are you doing it? But I'm selling cocaine on live. Yeah, I'm out here and I'm selling this coke. It got fentanyl in it. Yeah, I'm selling this coke. Yeah. So it's like right now you're doing it right now. Yeah. So like today's rappers, they be like rapping about what, like, like I said, like, and, and, and storytelling, poetry, rapping, all of that stuff may be having an exaggerated truth to it. You know, like Jeezy may have sold coke. Jeezy may have sold coke once. He probably raps about that one time that he sold coke. Well, see, that's, um, that was the argument with Pusha T when Drake and Pusha T was getting into it. Drake, Drake was like, I'm sitting here thinking that this man is like the biggest drug dealer in the world. He didn't do all that. But I mean, Pusha T won't make you believe that. But what you also got to understand, and we're still going to ride on the Jeezy. And Jeezy probably sold coke. Like I say, you can't tell how long he sold coke. But who also did Jeezy hang with? Big Meech. If I'm around it, I could tell you everything about it. You know what I mean? I can rap. I can write you a whole storybook on that. If I'm around the drug dealers doing it, like that don't necessarily mean I got to sell it, but I can put it in my rhymes. Well, that was kind of the whole, um, if you watch the movie Straight Outta Compton, it will make you, it will lead you to believe that Eazy-E was actually out in them streets. And Ice Cube was just rapping about people being in them streets because Ice Cube was going to school. Right. Based upon the way that you watch the movie. And so, therefore, I would say that the prosecution doesn't really have much of a case because that's an easy argument. Like, I didn't do any of that stuff. Not with the older rappers, I will say. With the younger. Well, what about Jeffree? So, and this is why, and this is why I said, like, this is why nobody can tell you where they, where they at in this case. They, nobody can really tell you, like, where this case is at. Like, what point of it? Like, maybe lawyers, if they're paying attention to it, could tell you. But like, your average Joe can't tell you if this dude being ignited, if this dude, like, getting sentenced, if this, like, if they had to close it. I saw some video and it was like the, um, the lawyers have did their, um, what's it called? Their intro arguments or whatever. And I was like, intro arguments? This ain't been going on for about five months now. Yeah. What you mean? Y'all doing an intro argument? What was y'all doing five months ago? So, I really can't tell you where we are. All I know is that he ain't been sentenced. And I think the reason why is because, yeah, maybe I rapped about it, but at this point, you gotta, you gotta connect the dots. Well, a big part of him trying to connect the dots is what he's accused of is being a leader or the leader of a fully organized crime ring. Which I believe that could be true. But like, how you got time to run a crime ring and rap? Oh. Who has time for that? A bunch of people. A bunch of people, brother. You'd be surprised, man. You gotta think, man. If we go back to, like, the mob days, man. If you go back to the days of the mob, Lucky Luciano, all them boys. Like, these people, like, they was running Lucky Luciano. Like, he's, like, the founder of, like, the Italian mob and all that stuff. Yeah, I didn't know who that was. Anyways. What was that? Them Goodfellas? No, that's not Goodfellas. Was that in the Godfather? It's in none of them. I had to research it all. You'd just be looking up the mafia? Yeah, I really, really, like, have been very intrigued by the mafia. They're going to check your search history. I don't care. They can do it. I was doing it on company time. I'm going to tell you this. One thing that concerns me in life is somebody checking my search history. Like, if something ever happened to me, I need you to listen to me. Listen to me now. I don't know who it needs to be. I'm going to give a trusted person my passwords. Every person that gives me their death wishes, like, hey, if I die, like, make sure, like, to put. Delete it. Make sure to put. Delete it all. Make sure to put some draws on me if I die in the shower. I'm going to be like, ah, I got you. And then, like. Delete it all. If you die, I'm going to make sure your family see you butt naked in the shower. Be like, delete it all. Nope. If something happened to me, I want no social media footprint. I want the world. And most importantly, do not check my search history. The world is going to know that Docs was a freak. Because what's going to happen is it ain't going to be my recent search history that I'm concerned about. It's about what was I doing at, like, 2 a.m. in 2016. Oh, well, that's not going to pull up. What was I searching for in the summer of 2009? Like, these are the things I'm most concerned about. It don't retain that much. So you could. It's in the cloud. Nobody know how to get in the cloud that bad. That good. Speaking of the cloud, when we come back, we're going to talk some more about Jeffrey. It's the Unemployment Law.