PODCASTTRACK#1

Balls deep. Balls deep. It's a good start. That is a great start. Very great start. Well, Shed, there's plenty to talk about. Nuclear war. Wow. Yep. Where do we go? That's it? Nuclear war. I will start with a dream. Kevin Hansen. That I had last night. Well, no, it's funny. I'm actually scared to tell the story because I know how it works. Well, no, come on. Right. Right. The only reason I'm scared to tell it is because you know how you walk up to somebody and you're like, let me tell you about this dream, and you're like, yeah, it makes me raise my eyebrows a little bit. It's good to talk about. All right. Make it quick. But anyway, nuclear war. I had a dream. I had a dream. Okay, this was like literally last night. This was last night. Wow. So I'll give you a little context, a little pretext. There's context to your dream? Maybe. Not really, but yes, but no. Okay. So the previous night Sarah was telling me about Sarah's my quote-unquote something. We're working on it. We're working on it. Kind of. Very good. Anyway. I'm fortunate. All right, well. So the dream. The dream. So she called me last night. Okay. And I, this is shit. We were talking about something. I can't remember exactly what the conversation was about because I was kind of half asleep. She calls me and I was like, well, I'm going to answer. So I answer the phone and then she's going to like tell me about her day, kind of like how like the party or whatever that she went to that night. And I'm just like hearing like all this tea. There's like a fight and shit that broke out. I was like, that's cool. Anyway, so I'm like listening to her and I'm like kind of like slowly doze it off. And so I think she also at some point, like kind of like we both like mutually like dozed off, forgot to hang up the phone. Okay. So this is just like a, this is like a, just a conversation you're having on the phone. Yeah. Okay. So there's, but so that's crucial I guess for later because the phone's chilling there live. You know what I'm saying? Right. So I have, right. So then I have the, so then I, the dream is this. Okay. Um, there was like a first part of it that I don't remember, but I remember the last part. I'm like in my backyard, right. And I'm like facing my, like the Creek in my backyard. There's somebody sitting like on the dock and I'm talking to this random person that's sitting on my dock and they're like, you know, like we're like busting each other's balls or whatever. Like, like go fuck yourself or whatever. Yeah. And then I turn around and then I go to like walk to my garage and the second I turn around like everything around me like lights up just like, and I'm like, and then I turn and then I turn around and the person on the dock, that shit is beating your ass. I know that it's actually beating your ass right now. Wow. I know, right? I need to turn my phone. Get that shit out of here. All right. Well, back to your dream. Nuclear war. Nuclear war. So, so I, so I turn around and the person on the dock, I guess it's like falling in the water or something. I'm like, Oh fuck. But then I look up on the horizon and there's like this kind of like expanding kind of mushroom cloud looking thing. I'm like nuclear war. I'm like, yeah, exactly. Nuclear war. Nuclear war. Yeah. Yeah. No. But so anyway, so that was, I was like, ah, and so then I, I'm like, all right, well I don't want to like, like I remember like cognizantly, like halfway almost, not really, I don't know, like thinking to myself, like I don't want to watch this happen. Like the one time I'm in Virginia beach or like the one time I'm in Chesapeake and they blow up. Yeah. And I'm like, why wasn't I at JMU a day before? Like, I remember thinking to myself that. What was, okay, what was the distance as the crow flies from where we live to Norfolk Naval Station? Oh shit. I don't know. Uh, as the crow flies? We did this math. Yeah. We did it once. It wasn't, it wasn't that far. It was, it was very much so within 40 miles. We would have died. 40, 50 miles. We weren't in fallout range. We were in death range. Yeah. Like crackering. I don't, I don't, I don't think we were in vaporizing range. No. We were in shockwave. But we would have been cooked. Well done. Yes. Or at the very least just like blown to smithereens. Yeah. But any, wherever this happened. Yeah. It was clearly far enough away that like, it was just the shockwave that was the issue. Like the light was bright, but like, it wasn't like I would like, like I wasn't like toasted in the dream. Because the dream didn't. You didn't get ash babies. Yeah. No, I did not. But anyway, I know that the shockwave's coming. I'm like, I've kind of like thrown my hands up and I'm like, all right, I'm just going to go in my garage now because I don't want to see it coming. I'd rather just like wait for it to like, you know, for me. Right. I mean, yeah. Like looking at your immediate death. It's not something that. No, it's not, not, not fun. So anyway, I go in the garage and then like the last thing I see is just kind of like Like just like, just like the wall, like just kind of like contort a little bit. And right when that happened, like I screamed myself away. Like, yeah. You should have just, you know what? You should have just sighed and watched it coming. You know, like I've done that. No, I've done that once in a different dream. Oh, I'm talking about like in real life. I was in Japan once. Where are you now? Yeah. I was in two places in Japan once. How'd that go? Two places in Japan? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Yeah. It was awful. Yeah. But you know, like I was there, so it's fine. Yeah. I mean, a couple of scratches. Hey. Yeah. Not bad. Yeah. What were the two places? Um, I don't really remember. Uh, you know, somewhere in Japan. Somewhere in Japan. All right. Well, that narrows it down. I love that. I love that. Yeah. I was in Japan once. Whoa. Somewhere. You're an old fuck. Yeah. You know that, right? Yeah. I've seen a few assassinations. Yeah. A few explosions. You've seen a lot of shit, man. Yeah, man. It is what it is. Disclaimer. I know where the... Fuck me. Where'd you drop? Everything. Um, no. I know. I know. I'm a history buff. You're a history buff. Yeah. I know where these places are. Yeah. I'm not an idiot. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, those. Those places. Yeah. You were in both places? Mm-hmm. Wow. At the same time. You've got... At the same time. Yeah. In a dream. Ah. Oh, God. See what you did. Yeah. I see what you did there. Right. Maybe that's how I should have done my story. I watched a nuclear blast. Just kidding. It was a dream. I woke myself up. And consequently... You should have phrased it that way. I would have. You do. I know. Would everybody else have believed me? Perhaps. Believe. I mean, given the state of the world right now. Look at it. How about... You know what they do with the clock, right? Yes. Yeah. So, what are we at right now? Ten seconds to midnight? We've been at ten seconds to midnight for about a few years now. Yeah, but... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... So... 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