Late Night Story

Hey, you want to hear the usual story? Of course, I know why you called, it's 3.30am, you can't fall asleep, so you call and whine at me until I read you a story to help you sleep, same as always. So do you want me to continue with the usual story? You like it when I read this one to you, though I'm not exactly sure how much of the story you can contain before dozing off, I hope you don't mind, let's see, I think I got to the start of this chapter last time, no, it was the next one, what, nah, it's fine, it's not a problem for me, I promise, listen, if it means knowing you're able to go to sleep, I'll be more than willing to keep reading to you at 3am, and you know, if I'm being really honest, I'm glad you're able to relax around me, I know I tease about your whining at me, but I'm glad I'm able to do this for you, helping you sleep and everything, you have slept better, right? Good, then there's no problem, now, I think it's time for someone to sleep, are you in bed? Good, relax, listen closely.