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Two friends debate whether Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon is better. They discuss the main characters, with one arguing that Yu-Gi-Oh! has weird hair and always wins, while Pokemon's Ash Ketchum has more depth and loses battles. They also compare the episode count and overall quality of the shows. They mention the potential destruction that Pokemon could cause with certain moves, while Yu-Gi-Oh! is just a card game. The debate gets heated, but they end by encouraging viewers to support their side. Hello everybody, I'm Hugh, and if you're new here, me and my friend Elliot argue absurd topics, and today is no different, because today we're going to be doing Yu-Gi-Oh! vs. Pokemon. I'm sure that you will laugh, I'm sure that you will cringe, because I did, but hopefully you'll have a good time. Now, for those unacquainted with Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh!, they're basically the same thing, they have the same premise. Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon are basically about collecting monsters or cards, and pitting them against each other to battle, and see who comes out on top. So without further ado, let's just get right into it, shall we? As you heard Hugh just say, he said that Yu-Gi-Oh! is better, but I beg to differ, and I have spent very, very many long hours of my sad, pathetic life writing down why he is not right. So, I shall start first, obviously. Pokemon is better, because it has a much better main character, right? Yu-Gi-Oh! He's got the weirdest hair in existence. Who wears their hair like that? First off... Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what their hair? That hair... Dragon Ball Z stole that hair from Yu-Gi-Oh!, you know what? And they made millions of dollars off of that. You know what? Because Yu-Gi-Oh! made millions of dollars? Probably not. Yes, actually. Throughout its many shows, and merchandise, and everything, it made hundreds of millions of dollars. It might have made hundreds of millions of dollars, doesn't mean it's good. So, allow me to dive into why it is not as good as Pokemon. Pokemon has a much better main character, alright? We've all heard of Pokemon, and everyone who's heard of Pokemon probably knows Ash Ketchum, who is the main character of the show. First of all... He's stayed ten his entire life. That's true. But first of all, let's talk about that his hair isn't that of a loser. Yu-Gi-Oh! wears his hair like he's an anime reject who's going into high school and will yell out his punches when he goes into a fight. So, Ash also can actually lose. Every time Yu-Gi-Oh! is so, so close to losing, he pulls out some trump card or uses the power of friendship or whatever to get out of it. That's not how it works. Ash has died multiple times, and he's lost multiple Pokemon battles, which means... He's died multiple times. He's died multiple times. You don't understand how crazy that is? He's died, like, twice in the show and once in a movie. Yes, but all... No, he's actually died, like, four or five times. Yeah, I know. He died once in the movie, twice in, like, one of the series. Anyways, he loses Pokemon battles as well. Yu-Gi-Oh! pretty much never loses. I've never seen Yu-Gi-Oh! lose once, right? Ash has lost Pokemon battles numerous times, and he can look like he's about to win and in some drastic turn of events actually end up losing, which is what makes the series so good. Good, but not good enough toward a point where he just decimates every single person in a row. And he's even lost rematches as well. So, you know, he doesn't have insane plot armor to keep the show going. He actually has to train. He's not just good at everything that he does. So first of all, his hair does not look like ****. It looks like Dragon Ball Z hair. Goku's hair. I don't watch Dragon Ball Z. Do you think that Ash was just like, oh, I lost. Oh, that's bad. And I just move on. No. Like 80% of Ash's battles or 85% of Ash's battles, he's won, right? The other 15% that he lost, he had some traumatic moment about it. Like in the Indigo League, when he lost to Lieutenant Surge, he was like, he started crying like a little **** he just lost. Like, don't be a **** about it. You're fine. You're fine. Like, he's overdramatic. And I just want to say that's not what Yu-Gi-Oh does. He may not lose, but at least he knows not to be a sore loser. Alright. Of course Ash can be a **** about losing sometimes, but he's not like, he comes back for a second chance. He's not like, oh man, I lost and I'm out of here, right? He trains his Pokemon back up and beats them the next time. Elliot, I was once a Pokemon fanatic. I kind of still am. But when I watched Yu-Gi-Oh and I realized its potential, I realized that Yu-Gi-Oh was so much more than Pokemon. Have you ever heard of the phrase, less is more? Pokemon has over 1,200 episodes. You know what? They're making more too. They're making more episodes without Ash catching them. Which is a little bit disgraceful, but okay. Yu-Gi-Oh, the Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters, which is the name of the show, plus the first season is around 300 episodes. That is a fourth of what Pokemon has. There's so much better quality too. And some people say, oh yeah, Pokemon, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh stole Pokemon. But that's not the case. They may have stolen Pokemon, but they did it a lot better with a simpler card game and cooler monsters and cards. First of all, you're wrong. Second of all, I want to get into my next point. Pokemon is not weird, right? Of course there are some Pokemon and some Pokemon have very, very... What? Pokemon is not weird? No. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. Okay? None of them look gay. Alright? A bunch of people... Pretty much every single Yu-Gi-Oh character who looks gay... Alright? First of all... What? What? Every single character looks gay. They look gay. That's your point. You can't tell me... You cannot tell me that's not the hair of a gay anime character. First off, if the Yu-Gi-Oh cards came together as one, the world would be gone in an instant. If Pokemon were to, you know, take over the world, we'd have a fighting chance, right? Number one... They're cards. They're just that. They're nothing more. They're cards. You put them on your little deck thing in front... In the stage or whatever where you're battling the person. Right? They're holograms. They're nothing more. Holograms. They're not actual monsters. They're holograms. Also, before you try to make some bulls**t point against me, I'd like to say one more thing. If Pokemon wanted to end the world, they could do so instantly. Have you heard of... I'm not sure what the moves mean. But basically... Any dark type... I think it was psychic type Pokemon can do a really powerful move. That move... It's a black hole. That's it. It's a black hole. It would destroy the world. And probably other planets in the solar system too. We would be gone in an instant. Like, less than ten minutes. Gone. You ever wonder why Kyogre and Groudon... You ever wonder why they aren't captured? Why they aren't contained? It's because they're too dangerous! Yes! Rayquaza, Groudon, Kyogre... All these other mega... Not mega evolution. All these other mythical and legendary Pokemon... They're dangerous. And... Yu-Gi-Oh! It's a card game with holographic monsters. That's it. It's not complicated. It's not some weird-ass bullsh** where they're trying to eat you. It's simple. It's a simple game. Simple monsters with a cool card and a simple gameplay. That's it. Yu-Gi-Oh! is better than Pokemon. They did it better. Better cards, better monsters. And they won't take over the world because they're holographic. Um... That's it. First of all... Are we even gonna talk about how, like, demonic-looking some of the Yu-Gi-Oh! cards look like? Some of those Yu-Gi-Oh! cards look like they'd lick me out and, like, use my spine as a necklace. I... What did I just say? They're holographic. They can't hurt. First of all, the games are just so much better. We... We said we weren't gonna talk about the games. And plus, there is no game. There's one Yu-Gi-Oh! card game. One. It's called Yu-Gi-Oh! El Bozo. That gives me the upper hand. Which means... What? We agreed we wouldn't talk. Pokemon has so many boy-weather games, right? Yu-Gi-Oh! is old out. But Pokemon is still going strong with a strong fanbase and it's still somewhat entertaining. Oh. Oh, you mean the fanbase of seven-year-olds? Yep. Yeah. The first four games, Pokemon Red and Blue and Gold and Silver. They were really good games. Yep. Goes hard? Yep. They were really good games. Alright? Mm-hmm. Everything from that point on... It... It's like... It's like in the stock market. Like... In... In what was it? 2008? It was like... Bing! Bing! Bing! BONG! Like, the quality of the games went through the floor. Nothing new. I'd like you to name another game whose main target demographic audience is millennial moms. Like, 35, 40-year-old moms. Facebook? Okay. You got me on that one. Yeah! Make your rebuttal! Yeah! Yeah! I'm too good at this! I'm retiring! Yeah! Folks. Viewers. Viewers, please. Help me here. Please. Let's all just show Elliot how wrong he is and how good Yu-Gi-Oh! is. It's... It's kind of PCA, as it should be. And Pokemon is over-appreciated. You're wrong! You're deviated! Wait. Before you click off, I called it. At the beginning of the video, I said that you would laugh, and unless you're a neo-Nazi liberal, you laughed. And if you're a neo-Nazi liberal, why the hell are you watching my videos? And don't forget, don't subscribe, okay? Or like the video, alright? And be sure to have a Vanilla Ice the rest of your day.