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Yep, 4, 3, 2, 1. For Kevin Gates not understanding the purpose of saliva in a paternity test, this is Thorac Tackle presented by Forkast.Media. Hey, let me tell you something man, let me tell you something. I don't know where the windchill factor was hiding, but earlier this week, I get up thinking it's a normal day, and I look at the temperature, and that thing said 39, and I said 39, it is not time for 39, then I go, and I crank my car up, and you know all the little tire pressure lights come on, I was like oh boy, winter is coming, but you know I love autumn, autumn is my favorite season of the year, gotta love football season, gotta love autumn. Autumn, gotta love autumn, I hate summer, boy I hate summer, and you talking about somebody with a July birthday, I hate summer, bugs, heat, and no relevant sports, it's a lack of relevant sports too, like you gotta realize, we take hiatus, probably in the years of us doing this show, I don't remember when we first started doing this show, but in the years of us doing this show, I feel like we've taken hiatus at least 50% of summers, and this summer, I wasn't even checking for y'all, like stuff would happen, I'd be like man I don't even want to do a show this week, because it ain't worth talking about, we can't do a whole hour on that, no we can't, it's hoodie season, it's hoodie season, oh yeah, oh yeah, for all the young people listening, she's gonna take your 2x hoodie, it's going, and you ain't gonna see it no more, hey man people still wearing 2x's nowadays, I'm trying to figure out why Mario, do you get your 2x hoodie hemmed, like how do you wear that, do they adjust the sleeves, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, your shoulders big from all your years of lifting weights, that's what you blaming it on, when's the last time you lifted weights, when is the last time you lifted weights, when is the last time you lifted weights, you didn't answer my question, you still didn't answer my question, okay, okay, I believe you bro, I believe you, I believe you, y'all know what to do, y'all know what to do, oh shoot, I'm gonna tell you what you not gonna do, cuz I ain't gonna let you, this ain't, this ain't raffling when I just, you know, let you do your move, I'm fighting back, UFC, we scrapping it out, it ain't gonna look good. What do you mean, oh, okay man, this man, like you be, you be hyperbolic for the sake of being hyperbolic, I don't, I don't, I don't understand, but are you always gonna get their A game, is this gonna be the same A game, that says a backup tight end to block a sound rhetoric and get your third string quarterback, who is now your starting quarterback, put out for the rest of the game, and this is the issue, are they always gonna bring their best game, that's my only question about the 40, my question about the 49ers is consistency, and you know, like, I, I am the resident Niners supporter, because I tell the truth about the San Francisco 49ers, this is the best I've seen the San Francisco 49ers look all season, I feel like they were, they were on their A game on both sides of the football, and even with them being on their A game, I saw Brockburn to get two balls batted down, and I also saw that they were, the Dallas Cowboys had bottled up Christian McCaffrey, now, smart move by Kyle Shanahan, Cowboys have made all their intentions of, we just gonna bottle up Christian McCaffrey, and so they decided, oh, well, we just gonna give the ball to everybody else, and y'all just gonna leave them open, I think other teams might be smarter than that, um, and for these people who are talking like, hey man, the 49ers might not lose the game, like, the 49ers schedule ain't light, like, it's like, they, this week, the 49ers are playing, the number one defense in the NFL, and later on in the season, the Bengals are heating up, the Ravens are not no pushovers, like, they got, they got teams that they're gonna have to play, they gotta play the Eagles, they gotta play the Eagles, like, so, it's, it's, they're gonna be, we'll know who the 49ers are by the time we get to the end of the season, um, I think you wanna talk about the 49ers first, so I'm gonna hold my, I'm going to hold my thoughts on the other side of this equation, because that's where the concern has to be. So, um, because, because that's what kind of game it was. Because hey, but check this out, Lil Jon, so the way his contract is set up, shout out to that Prescott's agent, if the Cowboys get to the off season, right, and decide, hey, we gonna let that Prescott go, we gonna release him, they still owe that man $62 million. Like, there's no, like, that, that Prescott is going to be the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, that's not even a question mark, he's going to be their quarterback unless he gets hurt. The question marks have to be, number one, is Mike McCarthy gonna be their coach? And number two, if Mike McCarthy's not their coach, then who is their coach? I feel like a lot of people been looking at like, hey man, they might move on from McCarthy and move on to Dan Quinn, the same Dan Quinn who just got lit up, what was Dan Quinn doing in this game? This man, for no reason in particular, decided, I'm going to line up Michael Parsons against Trent Williams. Now, I'm not saying Michael Parsons can't beat Trent Williams off the line every once in a while, but that ain't the matchup you sign up for. The rest of the 49ers offensive line is terrible. Line him up, anywhere else. You know why they was on the field a lot? Because Dan Quinn, that's true, Dan Prescott wasn't doing nothing. This is true. Now, here's the problem though, you have to know what you're going into. The 49ers have two active players on their offense, on their defense, in their prime, that I would argue are going to the Hall of Fame, for sure. And Nick Bosa and Fred Warner. I think Nick Bosa and Fred Warner are both definitely going to the Hall of Fame. And they're both in their prime. That's a tough defense to face every week. I hear all that. I hear all that. So all I'm saying to you is that, that was a tough defense. You know, the 49ers bottled Tony Pollard up. They bottled Tony Pollard up so bad. A drastic move has to be done. You know, in 1492, Christopher Columbus left Europe on a quest for spices. And he was trying to get to India so he can get to the spices. He somehow landed in America and then yada, yada, yada, civil war, segregation, racism. Here we are. And so now I'm trying to understand how America's team after all of that is still so lost. I thought we found our way, but here we are being led. I'm an American. I don't know about the rest of y'all. I don't know what y'all represent. I represent America. And so as a result, Mike McCarthy is my head coach right now. I need to vote him out. When is the election? Mike McCarthy is the problem. And here's the issue. I don't have a solution because I feel like, yeah, I don't want to blame. I don't want to blame injuries. I don't want to blame injuries. Everybody want to blame. I'm a go. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, guess, guess, guess who they play this week. Oh, it can get dark real fast. But here's here's my thing. I'm gonna just throw out somebody who may or may not be available very soon. Just just to see if your thoughts are different. If Kirk Cousins is the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Are they better? So again, the question is, because I'm not going to sit here. I'm not going to sit here and allow y'all to besmirch the name of a good brother like Dak Prescott, because I feel like y'all trying to make it seem like, oh, well, Dak Prescott is the issue. Well, how convenient is that that everybody wants to blame the brother for all the issues with the Cowboys organization? Let's point the fingers where they belong. Blame the man blame. Let's look at some people with integrity within the organization. Little John, come on. Jerry Jones, Mike McCarthy, Dan Quinn, like let's let's start blaming some of them. Spread the blame around. Everybody. Everybody looked terrible this week. That Prescott is a is a very, very easy scapegoat because this is what happens when things go wrong. And it's everybody's fault. They always try to blame us in this situation. Let's please be very careful on the Dak Prescott Splendor. Dak Prescott, I've been holding a voice for a long time. Dak Prescott, I've been holding a voice down for years, man. That's all I'm saying. Dak Prescott gets. Oh, that's a revenge game, though. That's a revenge game on the Giants. Let me ask you this. What's more likely to happen? The Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, but Dan Quinn, Dan Quinn kept winding them up in terrible spots. You know who's the best? You know the best? You know who's the best blocking tight end in the NFL over the last like five years? George Skittle. OK, you know who's the best left tackle in the NFL? Trent Williams. Why would you line him up near them? Just line him up on the other side. It didn't make any sense. Dan Quinn didn't call. Dan Quinn didn't call a very good game. Mike McCarthy didn't call a very good game. Tony Pala didn't run the ball well. They had a couple of injuries on the offensive line to start off the game. Dak Prescott didn't play well. It's a lot of like I said, it's a lot of blame to go around. But at the same time, I do not want us to miss the point of the Dallas Cowboys just did not look good as a unit that start at the top. I mean, this is a this is I'm telling you right now, this game. On Monday Night Football. Y'all, they are about to play the. The day about to play the offensive coordinator that they put in their line and they tried to blame. And this is what I'm trying to caution y'all against with Dak Prescott. Every time something goes wrong with this team, they try to find somebody to blame instead of just fixing fixing the system. They go. They already blame Kelly Moore, got him out of that line. They did the same thing with Jason Garrett. They fired him like it was always Jason Garrett fault. Now that's what that did is after they get rid of that and they bring in a new quarterback, it's going to be somebody else fault. That's just what they do. The issue is if they go out here. McCarthy. That's always been the issue. That's always been the issue, though. I. Because in 1776, Christopher John Thomas Jefferson signed the Declaration of Independence and it's it's a we hold these truths to be self-evident that the Dallas Cowboys are America's team. So we're going to talk about that as long as we're in the United States. If you don't want to talk Cowboys football, then you need to move to Mexico because this is what we do here. We're going to talk Cowboys on this show. What the fuck? Do you get that kind of what? This is what? Let me can I put this out there? I'm going to put something out there for you because I don't y'all not going to believe me when I'm saying it, but just bookmark what I'm about to say. That Prescott may be fine somewhere else. I'm just telling you, I don't think that Prescott's the issue. I think that Prescott is still a good quarterback. I think the issue is the Cowboys. Boy, oh boy. Can I get to some facts? I just want to know what is going on with the new England Patriots office. They are 26th in office and last in points. Now last year, Bill Belichick decided, bro, last year, Bill Belichick decided I'm going to bring in Matt Patricia and Joe Judge to coach the office. Why? Oh, I might say drafted. Nah, we can't count McCorkle when you last in points. Last year, Bill Belichick. That's not true. He shouldn't have left when time was Here's what the boy is down to. Two things Bill Belichick needs to stop doing. If he's not going to retire, because retirement is an option. Two things he should stop doing. Number one, number one, no, no. Number one, stop making personnel decisions. And number two, stop having anything to do with the offense. The issue is the offense on defense. They're not terrible. They're still, they're a top 10 defense, even though the fact that he got two of his kids coaching the defense, like the defense is still fine. The issue has been for a couple of years, the office, the last time that the New England Patriots made the playoffs, Josh McDaniels was the offensive coordinator, and he just let Josh McDaniels do whatever he wanted to do on the offensive side of the ball. Bill O'Brien lost it when he went to the Houston Texans. And I don't know if he is still a good offensive coordinator at this point. So that's the second thing Bill Belichick needs to do is to stop hiring people you know, like you need to do a full open process to find a legit offensive mind to come into your team and change that offense. Y'all don't have it on offense. And if you can't score, you can't do nothing. Is he? When the last time, when the last time, when is the last time Bill O'Brien has been a hell of a coach? Did they win a national? Was it, was that what a team full of five-star recruits that still didn't win a national championship? Was it what, you know, answer the question though. Was it, was a team full of five-star recruits that still didn't win a national championship? In the NFL, everybody has a team full of NFL players. The Panthers have a team full of NFL players. Mario, it's the NFL. See, Littlejohn, I don't know why he came here with a full pack of Kim Dietschy just now. Because nobody, nobody asked for that. Nobody. Oh, Kim, a strong pack too. It's like that was Kim Dietschy heavy. Loud Kim Dietschy. Bro, we about to watch, let me tell you something. We about to watch Monday Night Football Chargers Cowboys happen. Like, is that, and those are two mediocre middle of the road teams right now. So, so, let me ask you a question. How was Georgia, Kentucky? How was Georgia, Kentucky this past weekend? Oh, I was just, I was just kidding because I thought it was terrible. Like, I'm just like, like, that's what happens in college football. You just chose the worst game, one of the worst games of the week. And I don't care what y'all say. I don't care if it was a blowout or otherwise. 49ers Cowboys was highly entertaining to me. I don't know who, what I was for everybody else. I was entertaining. I was entertaining. I was entertaining. I was entertaining. I was entertaining. I was entertaining. And how dare you? How dare you Mike McCarthy? You don't get to bring the backups in. And if you're going to bring a backup in, in that game, it better be Trey Lance. How dare you put a, subject us to Cooper Rush and a blowout game? No, we want to see Trey Lance, the person you just traded for, who was supposed to be giving y'all Intel on what the 49ers are doing. Where was the Intel Trey? Oh no, it's not on Trey. It's not on Trey. It's on the Cowboys. We did. But you're also talking about, but we're also talking about the team who's 32nd in the league of 32 teams in terms of scoring. Like, like you got to at least talk about somebody in the middle for you to tell me, be like, man, these, these teams are unwatchable. They're the worst team in terms of points. They score 11 points a game. 11. They're terrible. America. Who's a Cowboys? Oh, you were Cowboys. Cause yeah, I don't, I don't do that. Not in this country. Well, well here's what happened. Here's what, here's what, here's why in 18, in 1865, the United States resolved the issues between the union and the Confederacy. And we decided once again, that we were going to be a United country and be one country that supports America's team, the Dallas Cowboys. That is why we have to talk about them. We have to, it's a requirement. It's in the constitution. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That type of language. We'll get there. We can get there. So is this show is throw up tackle? Is throw up tackle your honey buns? Like I'm trying to, what are your honey buns man? Do your show. Come on now. You hate the Cowboys so much, but don't even have an NFL team yourself. Like we can talk about your team. If you had a team. Come on now. Okay. Well, here's the thing. Let's talk about Anthony Richardson's numbers. Anthony Richardson has a 577 passing yards, 136 rushing yards, seven combined touchdowns, rushing and passing and one interception. He has looked very good outside of the fact that he has been put out of a game twice and missed the game due to concussion protocol. I don't know how much of that is on the Colts and how much of that is on Anthony Richardson. It really could be the style of play now. Yeah. Or, or it could be, you know, the fact that your owner, owner rides around with pills and cash. So little John might have a point. Let's never forget about that. Yeah. Oh, Oh yeah. He don't get caught no more. Let's not, you really think he ain't got pills and cash no more. First of all, at what point, at what point as a billionaire should you ever? I'm not, I'm not going. That's all I'm saying. You know what I mean? So Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. There you go, Mario. You, Hey, you use them shoulders for something. Talk, talk that talk. This is if you, how you say watch the game. I'm just saying, this is the only point I'm making. Lamar Jackson was not, was not the issue in this past game. That man was hitting people in the hands and their hands turned into pumpkins. Oh yeah. Yeah. He just, Oh, he, no, he, the boys, they hurt. Go, go home to your wife. He don't got a wife though, but go home to your wife if you can. Yeah. Um, Mario, did you have a, you usually don't have any buns. You don't got no buns, right? Okay. I'm with, well, I don't think we, I needed you to get that out. Cause I feel you and don't nobody feel you. I feel you. That was stupid. Like I don't, I don't have, I don't have any excuses for him and I'm glad he owned up to it, but there's only, there's only one resolution and that is you got to come back and be better the next week. You Mario crystal ball. I know you ain't been there that long, but guess what? You in the hot seat, brother. Like you cannot come out here as the coach of the Miami hurricanes, get all of our hopes up. Like we're not used to winning and used to nice things and then do something stupid like that. Absolutely awful. That's all on you as the coach. What were you running the ball for? I don't want to blame the kids for fumbling the ball because the running back probably was thinking to himself, why is the coach calling a running play? I don't want to run the ball right now. We need to take a knee. Oh Lord, I'm fumbling the ball cause the coach didn't take a knee. That's on the coach. Nah, his elbow wasn't, his elbow wasn't down though. His elbow wasn't down. Yeah. We have to though. We have to like world war. When world war, when world war two started, we recognize that as America, we must defend all, all of the world. We can't only be foreign and domestic, foreign, domestic America, Dak Prescott. We have to defend him on this show cause he's foreign and domestic, but okay. My young buns, Mario Cristobal, as Mario already mentioned, you are a young bun. My other young bun, as I talked about on yesterday's show, this is actually a bunless bun. That's a new thing for y'all, but I can't really assign blame one way or the other, but it's to the Nashville teacher who snatched that little girl's AKA shirt. On one end, why are you out here telling that little girl she can't wear the AKA shirt? On the other end, as a parent, why are you sending your child to school in that AKA shirt? It don't make sense to me as a, as a, as a situation, but I was. Yeah. And, and of course you're, she not going to understand the culture and I already explained to y'all why. Um, so that brings me to my honey bun this week. Um, if everybody who was at the Kevin concert as a staff record label and crew, um, first I want to start with Kevin Gates brother. I can't read the whole quote. Um, for those who don't know, first of all, I've never heard a Kevin Gates song in my life. Um, I don't know what this man raps. Does he rap or does he, he's a rapper. Okay. I don't know what this man does. Um, I'm going to just read the first one. Um, I really didn't even spit in her mouth. You heard me? I just transfer energy from my body to her body and I can't read the rest of that quote because it's very inappropriate for our family show. Um, but I will say this, um, he's a part of this honey bun for doing that. And the second tier of this bun is to the young lady who sat there with her mouth, a gate waiting for the saliva to enter her face. Like what are you doing? Furthermore, furthermore, she is with child. Where is the child's father in this situation? Fathers y'all need to be in the lab. Y'all need to be involved in the lives of your children. Stop. When you as a father, get somebody impregnated and decide, Hey, I don't got nothing to do with it. This is the thing. These are the risks that you take. Your baby's mother might be out here having Kevin Gates spit in her mouth on stage while your seed is in her belly. You need to think about that in the future. And the biggest fun though, goes to the audience. Why are y'all cheering these things on? Why are y'all supporting this? Why was there not a loud boo hiss tomatoes thrown something? Why didn't people walk out? Why was nobody appalled enough about this situation to leave? I have, does this man do R and B? Does he rap? Is he a folk singer? Name me, give me what, name me, name me a song that I should know a little John two phones. Didn't that come out during the Obama administration? That song is wild old though. Like this ain't no way people getting their mouth spit in for two phones though. Like it's gotta be more than that. Two phones is not good enough for spit in my mouth. I'm telling you that there are short lists of songs that are good enough to spit in my mouth and two phones is not it. I think we need to go to break. Nope. You can not first of all, most team draft update. Doc is that 28 little John at 24 D Mario Washington at 23 little John at 24 D Mario Washington at 23. Uh, week five picks in first place at 11 and three Isaiah Rogers bookie in second place at nine and five integrity fix booth is on all girl gang. Never a groomsman. AC loves competition. Probably forgot to make my picks and low country boys all with nine and five and ninth place at eight and six little John and D Mario Washington and in fifth place at seven and seven the doc, which brings us to our overall standings. Hold on. Oh, but he does tell overall standings in first place at 53 and 25 the doctor doc is second place. Two games back. Never a groomsman and hats off for thugging in 10th place. Five games back. Little John and then 15th place. Eight games back. The Mario but don't blame Lamar Jackson. He don't, he can't throw it and catch the ball. He hit them where they needed to be hit. Catch the ball. Yeah. You could watch yesterday's college football since you so, uh, convinced that college football better. Maybe you should sit. Maybe you should watch some of that. I don't know what you, I hear you. I hear all that, but I also have been watching the bears. Like I know like that was the Thursday nights of topsy turvy. You can never trust Thursday night football, but at the same time, like, you know, this is a toss up game. I'm not saying y'all are wrong. I'm also not saying I'm right. I'm saying that's a toss up game. That's a division. Yeah. He just saw right now is the runaway for rookie of the year. And I let's not rule out. Don't be shocked if the Houston Texans sneak into the playoffs. We talked a lot. We talked a lot about why the AFC was better than the NFC before the season. And that's really not shaping out that way right now. The AFC does not look great. And I think that we might see some surprises more so on that side of the bracket. So keep an eye on the Texans. Hey, man, it's in Florida and the Bucks are coming off of a bye. I didn't think the Bucks are sitting at three and two. I know everybody talking about like, hey, the Lions are the team, but I like the Bucks. The only difference between last year's Bucks and this year's Bucks is a quarterback that didn't just leave his wife. Like, I feel like the Bucks look competitive. Hey, man, shout out to you, man, because you were very, you were an early adopter on Detroit. But you're going to be tuned in on Monday, though. So here's what it comes down to, man. The Cowboys have to win this game. They don't have an option not to win this game. You know, Martin Luther King once said that I have a dream. And as that dream continues to be fulfilled, that the Dallas Cowboys will continue to be America's team. We have to recognize that there are going to be certain times where they're going to have to march down the field and figure out ways to project their way into the end zone. We didn't see that. You know, they didn't reach the mountaintop in that way. But the NFL didn't land on the Dallas Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys are landing on the NFL. And that is what we're going to see on Monday night. What did that? What? Where did that come from?