entrevista J.R. Perez 2050

Dinos J.R.P. ¿Cómo es la vida de un futbolista fuera del campo? Pues es bastante, pero que bastante aburrida. ¿Por? No te acostumbras entre los paparazzis y los fans. ¿Pero en tu casa con tu esposa y tus dos hijos, Pedro y Oscar? Sí, en casa sí que me divierto. Tengo guardias personales que no dejan que entre en las cámaras. Literalmente cuando... Me van a matar, ¿cómo no? Siempre me pasa eso a mí. A los 5, 0, 7... Es que siempre es así. No, no, no, no. Entro en cualquier casa, o sea... Me pasa eso. Tengo un sistema mandado de seguridad que cuenta con las mejores alarmas, cámaras de seguridad, corta humos y aviso inmediato a los militares, no a la policía, a los militares mejor del mundo. Nadie en su vida se ha podido soltar mi control de seguridad. Bueno, no te lo digas a tu mujer, que literalmente una vez te hiciste robar un collar para una broma en un vivero que tiene en su maldito canal. Y bueno, lo consiguió. Porque mi mujer tiene las contraseñas para desactivar el sistema de seguridad. El sistema de seguridad no está ahí, literalmente. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I mean, where did you go to celebrate? Not the World Cup, but where did you go to celebrate the victory? I mean, you literally had a victory, you had only one thing, a World Cup won since 2010. And then, three World Cups in a row. I mean, how did you feel? I mean, you were in the 45th in the Spanish team and the following year you were going to play in the 46th. But, how did you feel when you saw that, number one, because it was your own team, Look, in the 46th World Cup, we won thanks to the fact that I left. Well, thanks to me. You scored the last goal. No, I scored the last three. Well, but you repeated the play in the 2010 World Cup, that's cheating, that's cheating. The first one was from Chile, the first one was from Chile, from Juan's center, who took the ball from the defense. No, I was going to say that Juan is not a defender. He goes to the bathroom and now we come back with the kick. Well, we have come back since this man has gone to the bathroom. So, well, tell us, what were you telling us before the World Cup? Well, let's see, the World Cup in 2046, in Brazil, after one or two years, it was very good. In fact, Brazil got its own World Cup in the end, which is incredible. Yes. Well, we have heard a little bit about the previous ones. In fact, this is being heard below, right? Okay, now stop, but, well, let's repeat a few things again, in case you didn't know because it's being heard below. Let's see, what were we telling you? Let's see, in the World Cup in 2046, you scored the last goal. Well, I think it was the last three. Yes, but you won, literally, seven goals against six goals. I mean, it was the last goals that, in fact, it was because they literally made a foul there, you had to take it out and boom, you passed the ball and it fell because, literally, a bird passed by and it hit the goalkeeper. The foul, I also scored it, it was on the right wing. I scored it, I scored it with all my strength, with my good leg, which is the right one, I scored it with all my strength and put the net back. You put the net back and, literally, the goalkeeper came there saying, he was going to say something and, literally, he said that, he jumped, he fell, you were there, you said hello, you left, and there they celebrated the victory. Oy, oy, oy, oy. Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy. I mean, you literally scored almost half of the goals. We were losing 6-4. Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy Hello, how are you? I'm very well. I've been here for about 11 days, and I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I'm very happy to be here with you. I've been here for about 11 days, and in fact, I'm going to upload my message again on Facebook, so that the internet can send it to us, and people know how I'm doing, ok? Well, they told me that J. R. Pérez was around, right? Yes, yes, yes. Hello, how are you? Well, do you know him or do you know him? Yes, look, he's been a childhood friend since we went to school, and he... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... In the... 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