Pody with leeton 2 #Friday

Jeff, Ross, and Leighton discuss various topics including whether running or walking in the rain makes you more wet, the smell of rain, the construction of the pyramids, and the existence of dinosaurs during the time of Adam and Eve. They also mention the possibility of birds being government spies and the changes in the Earth's landscape over time. They question the accuracy of dinosaur depictions based on fossil evidence. G'day guys, I'm Jeff and I'm Ross. Welcome back to the potty. Yeah Yep, and we're joined again by Leighton the champ. Unfortunately You can see who's your friends and your enemies Yeah We got some exciting topics today and some good little questions We'll kick it straight off with a question that someone brought up well a theory someone brought up with me So it's raining at a consistent speed if you walk If you walk somewhere Like so say you're walking from A to B if you walk to from A to B Or you run from A to B you're still getting the same amount wet. You're running into the rain Yeah, so if you're running you're getting just as wet as if you walk No, you're gonna get drenched even more, but you're sweating too Hold on say you're in the McDonald's drive like in the car park and you have to run to the McDonald's And if you if you run it's because the rain is hitting you like I reckon if you were to run you would get less Wet than if you were just to walk because you're taking longer to get from point A to point B Which means there's more time for the rain to fall and and land on you. You're running into the rain though You're running into the rain. It doesn't matter. You could be walking into the rain Yes, and you're walking and you're still walking into the rain, but if you're running you're running through you're running into it Well, then how do you get wet here then? Run your chest If you're running the rain drops and it just calculatedly goes on your chest. That's therefore you're running into the water If you were to walk into it, you'd get more wet than if you were to run into it Let's get past that You're gonna finish this because if it's so then I should sprint every time I see a rainy cliff you should So I'm just gonna just get wet even more oh you're an idiot All right Brancing off the rain thing. Can you smell rain? Yes. Yeah Can you yeah, you have a nice just water It has to go through the wind because when rain comes the wind comes You know smell have you not been outside and like you can see it's cloudy It's gonna rain and you can literally smell it in the air But is that rain that you can smell? Because how can what part of rain could you smell you'd smell the thing? So what if I did not steam I guess but it's like the Yeah, sort of like that it's like a how do you put it constantly smell like it's not a swimming pool to the core I mean, but you can you you can't smell like there's no salt and clouds either So you can't smell the soul like this. I don't know. What is it right? There is a smell there is a smell that you associate with when rains coming. So what is that smell? That's the question we should be asking is it like just wind blowing Something it could be blowing particles from leaves. It could be blowing but it's you only smell that when it's gonna rain So what is it? Well, I've heard my grandfather say something about you can smell rain But you have to be like enlightened, you know, give me a fine brain. I'm gonna look up what the smell of rain is Well, you know what else smells really good freshly cut grass Yeah, that does smell good Man I'll do it. Oh, what's it called the width Well when you're like sitting at the petrol, right? Yeah Kidding me and I'll sit there my stepdad still in the car Here we go, I Don't even know how to say that pet the tree core is a petrol Petric or petric or is the term coined by Australian scientists in 1964 to describe the unique earthy smell associated with rain It is caused by the water from the rain along with certain compounds like ozone geos Geosmin and plant oils. Thank you. Thank the pigeons are riding that pigeons are riding Yes, pigeons are plus the pigeons birds aren't real Here again birds of government spies There's a bit that is actually actually a theory that birds are spies. Is that all birds? Pigeons Morning and a camera buried it. Well, I haven't tested it So if you guys want to find out we can just dissect the bird that I've buried in the backyard there I can well, I don't believe in this theory, but there was a period that birds know when it's the amount of power line Yeah, that's how they get the charge Wireless charge, okay, you'll see like 20 of them on one power. We're talking about just pigeons, right? Can anything man like me Imagine you driving you think Amy on the power line Another good question is how are the pyramids built? Ideas around this. I mean, I don't did they aliens that we just discovered in quotations Build them. The thing is those blocks came like five or seven hundred kilometers away There is evidence of where they came from. They found quarries and things yeah, these things were mined and like back in the day when the primers being built like the Why the Yeah, why that ram was completely different to the way it does now and they actually transported a lot of the stuff by boat and then they had mechanisms like and ways of carrying them up to the top on flat slopes with camels or Donkeys, we're not elephants back then. So they're in a major Africa Egypt in Africa the continent Africa What you're on the feet fucking yeah, true true. It's on a north side like with like really They would have been Took some from Africa Anyway, they use something to actually like pull them up the top and they use like logs and stuff to roll But the thing is I've heard that if you were to build a pyramid today, it would take you Like 500 million years to do it again, apparently not 500 million years ago 500,000. Sorry. Yeah Yeah, but they said take you 500,000 years to do it again But then I reckon the way that built it was a lot quicker But they did have a lot of slave labor back then. Yeah, that is true Everything is perfectly Everything is perfectly cut in line because if you got one thing wrong, then you get to the top Yeah, we so I think their way of mathematics or their way of Architect is fucking far superior than what we are today It is pretty genius because like you got to think like you're starting at the bottom and you got to think well How many blocks do we need to meet the top and not not run out of room? Yeah, you have to like oh not to mention all like the um catacombs. That's what I was just thinking Are they hollow inside or like is it all thick block and they did two they're just teams like that literally like Fuck you can bury me and it's a fucking grotesque. That's what it is. And yeah, but like It's not just one pyramid. It's fucking hundreds man Like you got the head start head stone in England that no one knows where the fuck that came from the Easter Island statues Yeah, they're pretty incredible. Actually, you know, there's actually got beneath the surface. It's not just the head is a full-body Well, I don't know or maybe it's tank maybe the soil is soft But like if you actually dig like beneath there's a full body like they're massive really there's not just head It's pretty incredible that that that's like a thing. Yeah, and if you go to Easter Island again There's a quarry there where you can see where they've actually carved these things out because there's an unfinished one there Oh, yeah, and stuff. It's that they got they got destroyed them. That is big fires Yeah It's that they got they got destroyed and that is big fire there a while ago. Yeah And it I think it damaged them quite a bit What's it there's a thing to the great flooding as well, that's why we have Ezra Uluru But apparently that was fucking ocean Before that. Yeah, I have heard that they found what? You know funnels of ocean creatures out in the middle of the desert really in Australia Guys Even in Egypt like the Sahara Desert was a bloody forest Yeah, right forest because in the midst of the Mediterranean is a lot bigger than what used to be Yeah Well, I suppose the world's been around so long so many changes have happened like even now we can look at how like the world's Shifting and stuff like that like but do you think you guys believe that this? What's it when a meteorite hit the dinosaurs? That was like what 75 million? Years and then like how long did it take humans to evolve today? From I don't know if it's a fucking Adam and Eve or fucking lizard one of them fucking Helen was a 25 20,000 years. Did it take a like a caveman to be where we are today? So what in that time frame? 20,000 years better to 75 million years. Yeah, so in between that we have no idea In that big graph 20,000 years those 75 million and then before the meteorite those fucking millions of years before that Yeah, something interesting. It's like I always wonder whether like Adam and Eve when I lived in the garden whether the dinosaurs were there with them It's an interesting one that because I I definitely don't have the answer to it But I I vaguely remember asking that question about that to someone once and the way they put it is that in the Bible there are depictions of descriptions of creatures that like are described as Not demons, but they're that they're you know, you know, scary they're massive and Basically they match the description of what you could assume dinosaurs to be and so I don't know if that actually alludes to where the dinosaurs and that, you know, humanity together Yeah, well I did I did hear something To do with that. I never one thing I'm like don't get it How do we know what a dinosaur looks like the fossils? I know that like they they pull out all these bones, but are we sure that's what they look like? We don't know that feathers. They don't know that like T-rex could be a fucking savage bird Yeah, it could look like you That's what I mean But Chickens a T-rex the closest thing the T-rex is now. Yeah chicken actually and it's Well, actually quickly down back we still have dinosaurs today though that being said Like they're crocodiles and turtles and stuff like that And you apparently I'm a fucking fossil man. Yeah but but the thing is When Adam you've said that maybe the words honest was but there was a great flooding too. Yeah, there was when No, there's fucking two lines Fucking jump on the ship. I don't think once In Noah's time, well, what did he in your barber you said something about and then it's coming on like yeah to a big animal But like in Paris, right, you know, like that's a weird. I know maybe the Bible got altered back then Who knows who knows what the original Bible said? But there would have been a different language too, yeah But I do find a lot of like old scrolls and like compare it and stuff I don't know it's a interesting one but Since the dinosaurs got extinct and now the 600,000 years ago Almost 600,000, but 600,000 years ago. There was a giant volcano that killed everyone everything Yeah, and there's a super volcano in America that Fucking do to go. It's what's it called? Oh, yeah, the volcano. It's done Milwaukee, it's where And since I don't hear that movie Yeah, there's a I don't know what the mountains called, but it's what you said. Yeah No, you're thinking of your semi National Park. It's not it. It's a massive. There is a massive like volcanic like Plane or I don't know what you call it. I mean It's green thumb. I know it's green thumb. Yeah But it's they said it's like when that thing goes all of America's getting vaporized and There goes the entire world and then we just go back to fucking Stone Age. Would you rather melt or dream? Apparently drowning is the most peaceful way to go Think about when you yeah, you're trying to break. I was told to most people Painless way to go Maybe some fucking retard. Maybe the future self of me came I don't I actually have a fear of drowning Melting would be hard, but I think melting would be painful man. Yeah, I think I'm trying to hurt you I reckon I reckon Burning Molten hot I reckon you don't know what we're talking about a volcano burning and melting is very different thing Okay, nothing. I'm thinking it must be volcanic. Yeah, it's melting They sit there with a candle and they hold it underneath you know, but the thing is molten lava. It's not just war It's not liquid. It's a whole bunch of fucking shit in it. So when you jump on it, you're gonna think slowly Oh Yes, you're fucking burning for a long if you want to go ahead first Yeah, fucking go for a dive and fucking see how you go. But if you go ahead first, you don't fucking Well, it's like do you feel a bullet? Like would you feel getting shot if you got shot like fucking 10 seconds later? Look at the hole in your fucking off. No, you don't know what we'll jump in the lava because we'll have faith We'll be like the Shadrach Meshach and Abednego. Yeah, we'll just have faith in the angel will come and save us Yeah, why not I'll probably be quicker right I reckon you're a pussy man go fucking feet first But do a front like if you're gonna head first do a frontie and do like a dive a fucking thing man Go out and start I'll I'll go head first and then meet you and you'll just go sit down there I'll prepare the green party for and then you would just go And you won't even go in the lava your head will just be stuck in there your whole body be hanging out And you don't really think that you don't for them. He's a fucking missile That's why I'd go ahead first. I'm coming hard to that Ever seen that video of a song for a rock down the volcano and became an actor they came after that. What? Yeah, so now I'm on YouTube or the studio the old video. He frees rock the arms giant rock not bloke So I try to rock on the water Anyway, fuck it. He throws it down And the next thing I just fucking love it stuff popping up one by one And it comes an active volcano fucking blisters Fucking and that's it man's like so if we wanted to be cunts man, we'd go to super volcano and fucking America I'd be like, you know what? Fuck everyone man. I don't probably solve all America's issues. Just get rid of America. Yeah, exactly I guess it will either sack me and I was like, you know, what? I'm gonna blow this volcano up and ruining you're gonna blow up all of America just a boy fine Like if I wanted to be a cunt, yeah Yeah, I would have you seen those videos people flying drones through volcanoes and they get melted and stuff Yeah, I get heaps of them in my face If you say what's it? What do you think of the Sun? I think if you had to put it in one word Would you explain this one? Don't say some man hot You guys understand fucking big difference. Yeah, that's right. Oh, I think my head was big When I look it up, we had to fuck a ball light. Yeah, but yeah, I can hold that shit, but I didn't realize how small Yeah, we're tiny. We're not funny man. Yeah, it is pretty cool And it's pretty incredible to think that the stars are fun. Yeah that we know of yeah that we know of we've been told We don't know what's like to this so far away. You couldn't tell but what else would be bright enough to shine through this I don't know Is real I Like one of the first things that like kind of comes to my head with a space taken is the moon landing fake like Why would we all these governments be pouring so much money into space stuff if it was fake because they want to be the Russians To what though? There's nothing the Russians America that little race gone, but it will pay and petty race is going on No, they like the Russians went to the fucking space. Oh Yeah, yeah there and the dog fucking just dies of overheating and then like oh, well we went to fucking space. Yeah Yeah, I was like fuck you. We're going to fucking moon Yeah But like if we're saying that that was faith if space doesn't exist and the moon landing never happened and no one's actually going to Space why do we still like make massive rockets and for all these million? Yeah, I don't know I don't think I think it'd be dumb to fake it exactly That's I'm saying I reckon Scott I don't know a little theory I heard on YouTube But I was told I reckon space is fake the setting rockets up there And then whatever's out there like people think it's a fucking simulation people think that it's fucking my team fucking ultra 4k fucking whatever That's like 64k or something My team's of a billion mods in this fucking anyway, let's send a rocket up there and it's just fucking Seriously no, I reckon it could just be for that is an expensive thing to be Yeah So welcome these people to go up on those and come back And what what they how do they remember the whole journey? What about telescopes? That's what it is We have those big massive telescopes that can actually stay like yeah That's good way to go caught exposed. Nah, but if the moon could just be a fucking flat fucking When you're looking through a telescope, they've actually just got like something taped on the other end They got a 3d filter on it now, but I personally see nothing space is pretty rude But on the out in the far end of space That's a fucking interesting question because they said it's black holes But one of what else is there besides black holes like something fucking way does that in a black hole? It's hard to think that space is infinite. Hey Do you think it's different? Well, I think is it I've heard like I mean it you it's hard to think of both things like think of something It's infinite that it just goes on forever and ever and ever like you can't you can't think of it It's but then when you think of something having an end, what does the end look like? It's just don't drop off It'd just be dark. Yeah, it's got it's infinite Yeah, but then that being said there's so many studies that shows the world still expanding now Well, like the universe is still expanding right this second like there's new stars exploding and What is it when you look into a star apparently you're looking like a couple of years back? That's too much. Yeah. Yeah, it's true because like the Man time it takes for the light to actually get to earth is like really? Yeah Yeah, it's not so don't go on that star. We're looking at never another planet. They can look it up and it'll be 2018 Or not That's like that whole theory of like going to like America the day after Christmas is dying and it's Christmas again Have you ever watched interstellar? You know, I haven't I heard it's really good Apparently they were on this planet and it was like a water like an ocean world Yeah, and like what that one hour is seven hours in that space. Yeah, not seven hours seven years in space So if what if you're an astronaut and you want the earth you could go around earth super fast Apparently you'd be the same age, but everyone else be 50 years older Apparently Wow. Yeah Yeah, I don't know if it's true because In space time does go different but your body ages quicker I mean, I don't know if it ages or you age I think it's you age quicker like your body your body deteriorate. I've it's only gained lots of weight from being in space Don't you gain my life and you lose weight your muscles you lose bone mass Yeah, you have to work out every night on the ship because because your muscles are floating They're actually not holding on to your bones. Really? Yeah, and your bones just like yeah, and then eventually just a new big blob Well, it's that's a really cool theory though. If you go around like really quickly But the speed of light is not that fast if you think about it because if you go speed of the I'm serious I'm not sorry. It's not that fast. I've gone the speed of light There's a thing called Light years. Yeah, so it's take that means it takes you that many years to get there So for it take us so it takes seven seconds to get light from light to go to Mars I should not seven seconds. That's how far away it takes seven seconds for light to go to Mars I don't know that that kind of contradicts what we were just saying before about how it takes like two years for light to travel from the start I don't know man, I'm not a fucking physicist I'm just as retarded as everyone else I'm a fucking idiot Here I am Don't think that was a seven second thing It takes seven seconds for the light to hit Mars That's what I know Fact check it while you do that I won't fucking go for it man If I'm wrong man, I'm as dumb as everyone else I don't give a fuck But it's Crazy there's a lot of different like Sciences is insane 182 seconds Well I'm a still a dickhead then That's how far away it is It's a fucking And then imagine you Being the person that has to go there And live there Did you hear about the girl that's gotta go there I wouldn't live there Some fake looking chick man I would not live there She's like one of those chicks that's never seen a cock in her life Space that I can't remember her name I think it's Alyssa something And she's just like I love space I was born for space I don't reckon I would go to space Didn't we talk about this with Connor Maybe we did Would you go to Mars? No For the sake of fucking science No And what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna shift this And say would you eat a pigeon burger Like a pigeon Say there's a takeaway shop and there's a little pigeon jumping around Eating some chips The chef goes out, picks up the pigeon Chucks it in the deep fryer And it's got like its legs still It's still got feathers and whatever Still got the head Would you eat it? I would not I'd eat it if I didn't know Even if the legs are sticking out I'd keep that shit away from my mouth What if I paid you 100 bucks I'm not gonna eat pigeon for 100 bucks No I'd offer it If someone's willing to pay me money If someone's willing to pay me money to eat a pigeon Man I would test them 100 dollars a liver You can pass up 100 bucks I would pass up like 900 dollars I would do it It's just like chicken I reckon It's just a bird But think of a chicken and a pigeon Yeah they're pretty tough Like those dudes could be just fucking picking on Fucking some VCs or just picking on They're a little blob I don't feel like there's gonna be much on them It's just sort of bones man They're light What about alligator? I've eaten alligator It's chewy Very salty I'd try it It tastes like a guano What's a guano taste like? Meat Exactly If you cook it right It tastes like a fucking meat patty Meat patty For me anyway I'd taste like a meat patty for a fucking burger I wouldn't eat a guano I wouldn't not eat a guano You'd try a guano but not a pigeon Yes because the pigeon has nothing to eat It depends what you eat You can eat the leg or the tail But you can't eat the guano itself Because there's a lot of venom and bacteria in there The pigeon could be like one big drumstick The pigeon could just be a fucking retarded pigeon That pigeon could have been going for fucking hell Guanos get big There's actually something on them that you can eat Gross You wouldn't eat a guano What do you think of a guano when we say a guano What comes to your head Like a giant fucking guano What about a sand guano Like a little fucking skinny fucker No I wouldn't eat any lizard It's like a noodle I wouldn't eat any lizard You know what a sand guano looks like No I don't know what a sand guano looks like It's like you fucking chop the tail off Give it a cook Or you put it in the soup Wait actually Do you know how lizards their tails grow back Do guanos do their tails grow back Surely we make a farm Surely we get a bunch of guanos We just chop their tails off Cook up their tails and we keep the guanos Infinite food I'd be years of process I'd take a long time You have them in different sections And you feed them a piece of protein Just whey protein Depends on it They might want to fucking kill themselves after all that pain You just chain them up That's really inhumane I think there are laws against this I think even just the fact of cutting their tails Over and over Probably would be kind of bad You'd want to run around with one fucking no tail at all Fuck is that sorcery What even is that I don't know if I could That's pretty cool though That they have that regenerative ability Don't sharks have that Nah man Something about sharks Their teeth grow back or something Their teeth Maybe maybe not Something to do with their teeth They have a fact What's your favourite shark I don't know Actually yeah they're pretty sick I'm gonna go tiger shark Are they a stripy one What do you think a tiger's are Spotty Stripy stripy stripy Tiger sharks are very beautiful I like the big flat ones actually What are they They're like big flat They're like pancakes Yeah maybe No whale sharks are way too big to be flat The shark Like a shovel nose I don't know it's a flat bloody Shark I think it might be a shovel nose I don't know that or a hammerhead Have you seen the skeletons of hammerheads Yeah yeah They're pretty sick Have you ever seen a great white's jaws Yeah they're massive And they're big sharks They're still growing They're recording more record sizes You know what the world record is What 35 feet long So I wonder what that means Did you guys hear about the shark attack That happened in port the other day Yeah me and my missus went to port one day And there was a shark attack And I was like oh well bad luck to that cunt Yeah well the guys apparently lost his foot And he's got some internal injuries too Is he alright Yeah they reckon he's gonna make it But he's in a pretty rough state There's a lot of media saying killer shark Oh fucking killer this But it's like man you're in a motherfuckers backyard I went out surfing with a guy Probably maybe a month ago now And he does a lot of stand up paddle boarding in winter Because it's just too cold to get in the water And so he said Since I've been stand up paddle boarding I have seen so many more sharks Than if I was surfing And so that makes you think Like if you're paddling out there on a surfboard It's hard It is their backyard I do agree with that It's like going out in a bush and a snake One last question for me Would you rather go on space alone Or deep ocean alone I don't know Like deep ocean You don't know what the fuck's in there You'd go down on the ocean gate thing on your own No Actually no I'd rather go out in space Would you go in space You're in a spaceship by yourself Are you talking about like you can come back safely Let's say you spend a year in space And you spend a year in deep ocean But you're guaranteed to live But you've got to live through all the fucking horrors man Like you might end up in a fucking black hole And you might get fucking abducted I thought we were coming back alone I don't know but you don't know Those are the things you think about But you go deep ocean Like you might see a fucking 50 foot squid Or a fucking giant squid Kalamari for the whole year You can't hunt it You might see a fucking megalodon too And those motherfuckers would just fucking You'd just see that giant fucking eye Pass you by like fuck that Nah I reckon I'll stick with space And I think on that note I think on that note we'll wrap it up But Russell you want to quickly end your morning prayer And then we'll call it Heavenly father thanks for this potty And thanks for Leighton and Justin God thanks that we can come together And yeah just chat And come up with all these fun topics Lord Um yeah thanks for the guys at home Um and yeah we just pray they enjoy this episode And yeah we can come back together again soon And do another one amen Alrighty well once again I'm Jeff And I'm Ross thanks for joining us guys Cheers see you next time